Drag artist and hardcore gore enthusiast Putanesca&Suppositori Spelling are teaming up this pre-Halloween weekend for the 4rth annual Russian River Massacre! Join these twisted Sin sisters as they take over the sleepy, little forest town of Guerneville for an entire weekend of spooky Friday the 13th-inspired fun that'll get your manties -- that's men's panties -- all in a bunch.

The fun begins Friday night with a series of original short films written and directed by your lovely hosts. Saturday afternoon, join Putanesca by the pool for drunken pumpkin carving. Watch out for floating fingers! After dinner, Suppositori Spelling leads costumed revelers on a messy crawl through the streets and gay watering holes of downtown Guerneville, followed by a live-action horror drag-tacular featuring Heklina, Buttlicka,Glamamore,Evil-lynn-sides Pippi Lovestocking and more, plus late-night dancing to the spooky sounds of S.F. sheejays.

Sunday afternoon, once you've recovered from what'll no doubt be the worst hangover of your adult life, put on some shades, slap on a little lipstick and join the "girls" by the pool one last time for brunch, where you can share stories from the night before with friends and exchange info with last night's trick before jetting back to The City and your comparatively boring little lives. Go to www.putanesca.tv for details.