(Comparitive religion)
Agnosticism:
How can we know if shit happens? / What is this shit? / You can´t prove any of these shit.
Anglicanism:
It´s true, shit happens- but only to Lutherans
Atheism:
I don´t believe in this shit... / Shit is dead / No shit!
Baptism:
You are shitting all wrong, and you will be punished for tt
Buddhism:
If shit happens it is not really shit / If shit happens it is not really happening TO anyone / Shit will happen again to you next time
Calvinism:
Shit happens becouse you didn´t work hard enough
Capitalism:
Sell that shit / How much that shit cost ?
Charismatic Catholism:
Shit is happening becouse you deserve it, but we love you anyway
Communism:
All this is bullshit!!!
Darwinism:
Survival of the shittiest
Denialism:
What shit ?
Energizer Bunny:
Shit happens, and keeps going and going and going and...
Evangelical:
Sell us all your shit
Existentialism:
What is shit anyway ?
Fatalism:
Oh shit, it is going to happen!
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens / I love this shit
Freudianism:
Shit is phallic symbol
Fundamentalism:
Shit happens, but dont publish it / There is no shit in the Bible
Greek Orthodox:
Shit happens, usually in three´s
Hare Krishna
Please this flower and buy our shit / She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it...(Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Hedonism:
There is nothing quite like a good shit
Hinduims:
I have seen this Shit before / This shit is not religion, it is way of life / This shit happening IS you
Islam:
If shit happens, it is will of Allah / We dont take any shit
Jehowah´s wittnesses:
Knock Knock, "Shit happens" / Shit happens door to door / No shit happens until Armageddon / There is only limited amount of good shit
Judaism:
Why does this shit allways happens to us? / Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal ?
Lutheranism:
Shit happens, but as long as you are sorry its OK
Mormon:
Our shit is better thn your shit / This shit is going to happen again
Mysticism:
This is really weird shit
Nihilism:
Shit doesn´t mean anything / Let´s blow this shit up!
Nixonism:
This kind of shit never happened / If it happened I don´t know anything about it
Orthodox:
St.Sergius found his faith in deep shit
Paganism:
Shit happens for a variety of reasons
Protestantims:
Let the shit happne to someone else / If I work harder shit wont happen/ If shit happens, praise the Lord for it!
Scientology:
If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you
Shamanism:
Whoaaa.....Holy Shit!
Sikhism:
Leave our shit alone
Southern Baptist:
Shit will happen. Praise the Lord!
Taoism:
Shit happens / Shit happens, so flow with it
Televangelism:
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening
Voodooism:
This shit´s gonna get you
WItchcraft:
Mix this shit together and it will happen
Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening ?
Shit happens (in variety of professions)
Mathematician:
Shit happening is just a special case...
Statistician:
There is an 83,7% chace that shit will happen. Maybe.
Engineer:
I hope this shit hold together
Chemist:
Gee, what will happen if I mix this and...SHIT!!
Biologist:
Is this shit alive ?
Economist:
I hope no one will figure out that I don´t really understand this shit
Bureaucrat:
You will have to fill out form XJ-314288 to make appoitment with our Assistant Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-27166355...until then, we can´t do shit.
Psychologist:
Shit is in your mind / Everythig that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing its subcocious shittiness
Programmer:
It´s shit, but atleast it complies
Politician:
It´s shit but it will get me elected / If you elect me, there will never again be shit / Shit is bad for economy
Waitress:
You want fries with that shit ?
Musician:
This shit is out of tune
Accountant
Why does this shit add up ?
Linguist:
What Im doing is is a bunch of faeces tauri (For non-Latin-speakers: faeces tauri = the excerement of a bull)
Quality Control Inspector:
This shit ain´t good enough
Mafia Boss
Rub the shit out
NYC Cab Driver
Damn, looks like I hit that shit...
No shit?
Agnosticism:
How can we know if shit happens? / What is this shit? / You can´t prove any of these shit.
Anglicanism:
It´s true, shit happens- but only to Lutherans
Atheism:
I don´t believe in this shit... / Shit is dead / No shit!
Baptism:
You are shitting all wrong, and you will be punished for tt
Buddhism:
If shit happens it is not really shit / If shit happens it is not really happening TO anyone / Shit will happen again to you next time
Calvinism:
Shit happens becouse you didn´t work hard enough
Capitalism:
Sell that shit / How much that shit cost ?
Charismatic Catholism:
Shit is happening becouse you deserve it, but we love you anyway
Communism:
All this is bullshit!!!
Darwinism:
Survival of the shittiest
Denialism:
What shit ?
Energizer Bunny:
Shit happens, and keeps going and going and going and...
Evangelical:
Sell us all your shit
Existentialism:
What is shit anyway ?
Fatalism:
Oh shit, it is going to happen!
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens / I love this shit
Freudianism:
Shit is phallic symbol
Fundamentalism:
Shit happens, but dont publish it / There is no shit in the Bible
Greek Orthodox:
Shit happens, usually in three´s
Hare Krishna
Please this flower and buy our shit / She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it...(Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Hedonism:
There is nothing quite like a good shit
Hinduims:
I have seen this Shit before / This shit is not religion, it is way of life / This shit happening IS you
Islam:
If shit happens, it is will of Allah / We dont take any shit
Jehowah´s wittnesses:
Knock Knock, "Shit happens" / Shit happens door to door / No shit happens until Armageddon / There is only limited amount of good shit
Judaism:
Why does this shit allways happens to us? / Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal ?
Lutheranism:
Shit happens, but as long as you are sorry its OK
Mormon:
Our shit is better thn your shit / This shit is going to happen again
Mysticism:
This is really weird shit
Nihilism:
Shit doesn´t mean anything / Let´s blow this shit up!
Nixonism:
This kind of shit never happened / If it happened I don´t know anything about it
Orthodox:
St.Sergius found his faith in deep shit
Paganism:
Shit happens for a variety of reasons
Protestantims:
Let the shit happne to someone else / If I work harder shit wont happen/ If shit happens, praise the Lord for it!
Scientology:
If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you
Shamanism:
Whoaaa.....Holy Shit!
Sikhism:
Leave our shit alone
Southern Baptist:
Shit will happen. Praise the Lord!
Taoism:
Shit happens / Shit happens, so flow with it
Televangelism:
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening
Voodooism:
This shit´s gonna get you
WItchcraft:
Mix this shit together and it will happen
Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening ?
Shit happens (in variety of professions)
Mathematician:
Shit happening is just a special case...
Statistician:
There is an 83,7% chace that shit will happen. Maybe.
Engineer:
I hope this shit hold together
Chemist:
Gee, what will happen if I mix this and...SHIT!!
Biologist:
Is this shit alive ?
Economist:
I hope no one will figure out that I don´t really understand this shit
Bureaucrat:
You will have to fill out form XJ-314288 to make appoitment with our Assistant Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-27166355...until then, we can´t do shit.
Psychologist:
Shit is in your mind / Everythig that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing its subcocious shittiness
Programmer:
It´s shit, but atleast it complies
Politician:
It´s shit but it will get me elected / If you elect me, there will never again be shit / Shit is bad for economy
Waitress:
You want fries with that shit ?
Musician:
This shit is out of tune
Accountant
Why does this shit add up ?
Linguist:
What Im doing is is a bunch of faeces tauri (For non-Latin-speakers: faeces tauri = the excerement of a bull)
Quality Control Inspector:
This shit ain´t good enough
Mafia Boss
Rub the shit out
NYC Cab Driver
Damn, looks like I hit that shit...
No shit?
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