Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

topic posted Wed, November 4, 2009 - 6:14 PM by  Thanos
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A top-ten list. You can name more than one. You can't say your nieghbor for fucking you wife ( or boyfreind, as the case may be) or stealing your paper. Nominees must stay within the confines of this tribes' material. there should be no shortage of nominees.
Here is, hurredly, a few of mine- in no special order.
"reverend" Jim Jones ( you young folks may have to look that one up, lol)
Osama, for obvious reasons. That one was just too easy
Jim Baker
Robert Tilton
Oral Roberts
I just particularly hate televangelists, so just name one, and you'll find a scandal.
There's plent more but I gotta roll
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Thanos
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  • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

    Wed, November 4, 2009 - 8:06 PM
    #1. Krampus
    #2 Adam
    #3 Krampus
    #4 Adam
    #5 Krampus
    #6 Adam
    #7 Krampus
    #8 Adam
    #9 Krampus
    #10 Adam

    krampus=adam

    you are all infidels to The Blue Rapture.

    one N.O.D. (notice of disapproval)
    • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

      Wed, November 4, 2009 - 8:19 PM
      Peter Popoff
      www.youtube.com/watch

      Yes that is his real name. Popoff was exposed by well known magician and skeptic,, James Randi. Popoff claimed he had the power to heal the sick. To draw people in he would pretend to know something about their backround. Randi and some associates discovered that Popoff was getting radio messages in his hearing aide. The messages were broadcast by his wife backstage who was reading information cards that were filled out by audience members before the show began, Randi has tape recordings of his wife's messages that include some vile racist slurs abour people who paid money to watch this scum bag on the stage. Nobody ever asked him why as a "healer" he still needed a hearing aide. Maybe for the same reason that god never cures amputees.
  • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

    Sat, November 21, 2009 - 9:33 AM
    Rush Limbaugh

    Ann Coulter

    any of the morons over at Fix News

    Dennis Miller

    Terrell Owens

    Lou Dobbs

    Sarah & Todd Palin

    Kayne West






    • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

      Sat, November 21, 2009 - 6:23 PM
      Ok, as I said in a roundabout way, no fair nominating people you disagree with politically. Stay within the confines of the tribe material. Anybody can say that anyone that isn't a left leaning socialist, "lets all lay down and die so they'll be no war" pacifist, is the worlds' biggest douchebag. That's just to easy- and imho, dead wrong.
      Sarah Palin shouldn't be called a douchebag. She's far too ignorant, AND stupid for that high honor. Watch her roll bro, she's lining up for a 2012 run, heeyok yok.
      Kanye, POSN
      • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

        Sat, November 21, 2009 - 7:56 PM
        lol

        Jon & Kate

        Chad Kroeger from that shitty ass band Nickelback

        The Pope
        • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

          Sun, November 22, 2009 - 4:29 AM
          Nickelback does suck, canned schlok. I dunno why my old lady likes them. They make me wanna hurl. It's like somehow this is an alternate universe where a garage/bar band can make millions. gag.

          ALL popes, past, present and future. telling people how to live thier lives, conduct thier marriages, etc., meanwhile carrying on with their with their penchant for child buggery.
          • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

            Sun, November 22, 2009 - 5:55 AM
            (insert pet peeve here)

            Nickelback and all those posturing bands who insist on that put-on artifical scowl in all of their photos. It is every bit as much of a put on as bubble gum bands who smile all the time. The constant scowling does not project anything that says "serious musician" it seems more of a pc requirement. Are we suppose to be impressed by the scowl? Would they lose credibility if they smiled in their publicity photos?

            An old article validates my opinion: www.crash.com/fun/texts/dresscode.html
            • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

              Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:23 AM
              Christian poser bands.

              Bands that claim, or are called metal, that are not. Like Poison. I hated that band twenty years ago, and I hate them now. They wore more makeup that the sluttiest hooker I ever fucked. Brett Michaels is a poser. Makes me sick how much pussy that punk gets. GAH!
              • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

                Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:34 AM
                Televangelists, and the idiots who send them money. oh, I said that, but I said it again.
                Church folk who flail around speaking "in tongues", and carry on and so forth. Like Sarah Palin. I'll bet she's trying to hide all those viddeos now that she's gonna run, but you can't hide 'em all... just wait until people see her crazy ass "in the spirit", LOLOlol. Unlike most of you, probably, and most of the people on the left- leaning tribe, my problem with dear sarah is mostly not with her politics. It's with her evangelical religion. How stupid is it to have a President who believes with all their heart they are living in the end times, where christians will be whisked away in the rapture, and everybody else will sufffer tribulations while the wworld ends, and let that person be in charge of the very thing ( our nuclear forces) that could easily cause this to come about? If she really thought it was going to happen anyway, she could very well make it into a self-fulfilling prophesy.
                I prefer a person with a little less insane view with their finger on the button.
                • Re: Worlds' Biggest Douchebag!

                  Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:42 AM
                  Fuck it, it's wide open now on worlds biggest douche for any reason! It's more fun! Cowabunga!

                  I vote for me, at diffferent times for different reasons. I will not list them. No one here has seen me in the majesty of my full doucheness.

                  I also nominate certain serial killers. Not your average hooker-choking maniac, that's so passe' and been done. Your real douche types are like BTK. Killing children. That asshole.
                  While I've been tempted to choke a hooker now and then, ( I really hated the "times' up", and the "I need more money to take my shirt off" routine" - the GRK also chaps my ass. BC he killed young girls who I identify (ed) with. I lived on the streets, did some unsavory things to survive as well. They could have made something of their lives- but he took away the chance. For that, I nominate him for WBD.

                  Er, in case anybodys wondering, I havn't boffed a whore in 20 years. I'm out of the habit.

                  Does anybody know a good one? heeyok?
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
                    What's the name of that Talk radio guy? Glenn Beck?

                    Wow this guy is a douchebag extraordinarie. First I hear him screaming to the point of shredding his vocal chords because some woman calls his show to talk about health care. He starts out with "How would you like a health-care lottery like they have in Canada?" ('Grand prize winner gets a triple bypass!') Gets into a little of "Why do you think the Australians are taking plane fights to the United States to get surgery?" (especially when North Korea is closer, the health care is cheaper and they have a =surplus= of Doctors.) Then ends with a hysterical shrieking of "GET OFF MY PHONE! GET OFF MY PHONE!"

                    gavinstephens.ca/blog/2009...nt-page-1/

                    Then, this fat piece of work almost gets killed by medical incompetence during ass surgery in the United States and starts whining about how bad it was.

                    video.google.ca/videosearch

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