Hi, my name’s Kevin and I need some help. I still new to this whole dating thing and I’m getting the feeling that I may need a 3rd base coach to help me pick up on some aspects of flirting that I haven’t figured out on my own yet.

That with the fact that I’m still new to the inland empire and haven’t been able to find any hangouts that weren’t overrun with high schoolers makes my dating prospects look bleak.

So I’d welcome any comments or suggestions you can offer. Or if you’d like to stop by for a date, I’d be up for that too.

Thanks for your time,
Kevin