eyez on boobs n boobs on eyez

topic posted Sat, July 21, 2007 - 2:45 PM by  elizabeth
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this piece has stimulated a bit of conversation here in a-town. we seek the point and the meaning of this eye-boob connection. i am not alone here when i say i have never had eyez on my boobs or boobs on my eyez and so i am wondering:
1. am i missing out?
2. are boobs on the eyes like the most psychedelic thing since the last great psychedelics stormed the country?
3. is this a canada thing?
4. who discovered the healing properties of boobs on eyez and eyez on boobs and how was it discovered?

there are many more questions, but this is a good start. complete candor is appreciated!
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elizabeth
Oregon
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  • Re: eyez on boobs n boobs on eyez

    Mon, July 30, 2007 - 4:57 PM
    ummmmm... ya'll travelling foolz an unplugged from the cyber world or are ya'll uber tight lipped as to the benefits and psychedelic pleasures associated with this eyez on boobz phenomena?

    if i don't hear back in the next few dayz, mark my wordz, i might just go out and try it for myself!


    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    • The Truth B known....

      Mon, July 30, 2007 - 9:01 PM
      Well Lizzy I hav to admit.
      I C's the post but I didnt reply.
      U C I masELF- A Faery of the Funginear Family
      hav neva actually experience Boobs on Eyez masELF!

      *head hung in shame
      *yeah its kinda lame

      Time and place for everything rite.
      I guess ma time has not yet cum.

      But U know.....
      I got sum boobies ......
      and U got sum boobies.....

      Next time Im in Ashvagas well just hav to have a little Boobs on Eyes Date
      Im sure we can make the Chai Guy blush like no bodyz biznus!
      Ohh.,..... that wood B fun!
      Meow!
      • well now...

        Thu, August 2, 2007 - 1:25 AM
        whoah, what a vast and potent topic to arise...

        i am sorry it has taken me long to respond, I have been busy spreading the sweet gospel of booblandia to an international audience....
        yes, we just shared some of the magic lore of boobs on eyez eyes on boobs with merry england,


        hmmm.......

        this is a big one, and I want to do it justice, so, I am actually going to wait to really respond untill I can adequitely shed light upon all the glory and specifics you have asked about....

        it shall come...

        it's really a bunch of words though, I highly sugest trying it...
        you'll undestand then.......

        soon.....
        • Re: well now...

          Sun, August 5, 2007 - 1:25 AM
          and make sure you get boobs on eyes darshon in the fundalini temple from oma-G

          or just get anahata to do it. she's the best around, or am i mistaken?

          krizzle?
          • Re: well now...

            Mon, August 6, 2007 - 11:27 AM
            wow tucker.
            my boobs are trying really hard not to take that last comment personnally.
            do we really need hierarchy in booblandia? jeez.

            on a less personal note...
            the full treatise on the deep an ddumb nature of eyez on boobs and boobs on eyes and eyez on boobs on eyez and such
            is currently being generated deep in the Universilly by true experts (as opposed to silly gnomes who dont know real boobs when they're on top of his eyes) and will be forthcoming shortly.

            steezus lives.
            • Re: well now...

              Tue, August 7, 2007 - 9:46 AM
              hey now. you've never given me boobz on eyez, ladyapplez! how can i love what i don't know? sounds like we have an appointment, darlin!
              • Re: well now...

                Fri, August 10, 2007 - 3:14 PM
                oh kyrian, i am so excited to get the official and thoughtful download from you.... take your time, come up with some wise wordz for us newbies!

                klc..... u always make the chai guy blush..... boobz on eyez date on the playa? perhaps the fungineers can teach a workshop and spread the knowledge...... i'll be your buddy!

                tuk~ jeesh! u outta control u!
                • deep in the boob cacoon....

                  Tue, August 14, 2007 - 2:31 PM
                  yess yess yess....

                  just so you all know, I have been taking this subject very seriously,
                  and as we speak, deep in the universilly, a mermanifesto is being summoned into existance,
                  with some of the brightest and sillyest minds around comign together for a all seeing boobalishius extravaganza,
                  it is some potent cheese and may take some time to mature,
                  but it shall be revealed in all it's glorry at the apropriate time...

                  much love...
                  and try it as much as possible with as many differant boobs as possible...
                  each pair is unique and reveals something a new unto the unspeakable glory.
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

                    Re: deep in the boob cacoon....

                    Wed, November 14, 2007 - 6:43 PM
                    kyrian, i have not forgotten your promise to reveal the mystery.......
                    • Re: deep in the boob cacoon....

                      Thu, November 15, 2007 - 9:52 AM
                      did we not ALL witness eyes on boobs at emerg-n-see?

                      eyes
                      eyes
                      eyes
                      baby!
                      • Re: deep in the boob cacoon....

                        Thu, November 15, 2007 - 12:43 PM
                        no it was at the armory!
                        • Re: deep in the boob cacoon....

                          Fri, November 16, 2007 - 2:38 PM
                          I have not forgoten either...

                          I am locked away in a autumn cacoon,
                          emersed in a boobs on eye yearning cleanse
                          going back to the place where there are no boobs for my eyes
                          to get to the heart of the need for boobs on eyes...
                          then in a glorius epiphany of eclipsing delight,
                          I shall once again be reborn for the first time, ina boobarifick wonderment of ambiotic enlightenment....

                          then I shall transcribe the messages from the galactating superboob...
                          my eyes shall see again...
  • Re: eyez on boobs n boobs on eyez

    Wed, January 9, 2008 - 3:55 AM
    Chai Mama deserves a Mermanifesto PLEASE!!!

    Maybe you have never met her boobs, I have been lucky enough to have the pleasure and stare in wonderment, so I can tell you, that if this desire of hers for the pre-told Mermanifesto regarding the Boobs-on-Face phin-o-mina goes unfed, I fear that her boobies would grow shy...

    Please liberate the thesis! Let it be shared. Let it be weird. Let it be bared. Let it be peered, I must go stare at a pair, excuse me.

    Hi Chai

    jimmer (smooch!)
    • Re: eyez on boobs n boobs on eyez

      Wed, January 9, 2008 - 8:43 AM
      OK I think its time KiKi
      Go on and make a cupa tea
      Sit down at ur Trusty lappy
      and make these Funluvers happy

      Sum info about this ritural U adoor
      Were all waitin for a little bit more
      Gubbly Gook off the hook explanation
      about the Boobs on Eyes creation.
      Dont make everyone wait to long
      Tell em all how it works in a Unicorn song
      ...
      ....
      ...
      • Re: eyez on boobs n boobs on eyez

        Mon, January 21, 2008 - 6:11 PM
        oh jeesh jimmer... i hardly think that's true.

        i'm one of the three women who wear tops at critical tits... way to shy to bare all......
        • Re: eyez on boobs n boobs on eyez

          Thu, January 24, 2008 - 2:14 PM
          mmmmmm.....

          eyes on boobs........
          • Prolegomena to the Mermanifesto

            Mon, March 3, 2008 - 12:48 AM

            it is easy to say what boobs are:
            boobs are galactating mammalian organs, they are
            sweet and milky because living things are sappy.
            trees and plants have sap, which is sweetness which
            lets nourishment circulate. animals are differently
            evolved trees and plants, so they have sap too,
            which they call milk.

            to account for all this, we would have to really get
            cosmic, however.
            we would need to see what the boobs really 'are' but
            we can't see what boobs really are without the boobs
            nourishment! similarly, the boobs can't know what
            they are, without the eyes (even inner eyes like
            intuition) to see them.
            that's really quite a paradoxical situation!

            eyes, but what are they? this is more difficult to
            say. aristotle said "we have eyes because we see"
            not the other way around. this means that eyes
            develop (and are nourished by boobs) from out of the
            capacity for seeing. but what is seeing?

            it is not the same as being nourished by milk. you
            don't need to see to drink milk.

            nonetheless what we see is a kind of nourishment,
            especially
            when it is beautiful and soothing to the eyes.

            seeing sees the world in the fulguration of the moment
            (fulguration is what happens when lightning touches a
            stone and it comes to life like music); to
            see is to see beings of the moment in the clearing of
            time and light. seeing sees what is.

            maybe seeing and eyes are what lets us get "cosmic"
            about boobs and milk.

            do you see what I'm getting at?

            like if we only had boobs and not eyes, we would be
            really well nourished, and everything would feel
            really swell, but we'd never see anything. we'd
            never see the boobs that feed us.

            if we only had eyes, we wouldn't be nearly as warm and
            mammalian. I can barely imagine what it would be like
            to have eyes and no boobs. Probably the eyes wouldn't
            be working very well. or if they were
            working well, it would be in a cold analytic way.

            because we have eyes we can learn to see what boobs
            are, and we can learn to put the boobs to the eyes in
            order to see better both the nature of boobs and
            nature of the whole cosmos illuminated and nourished
            by the milk that boobs provide.

            in short, the relation between boobs and eyes is like
            that between
            animality, mood, ground, on the one hand
            and light, clearing, truth on the other.

            boobs on eyes lets our capacity to see be attuned by
            our mammalness.

            eyes on boobs let our nourishment centers be developed
            into the clearing of what we as seers see.

            boobs on eyes
            and eyes on boobs
            are the 'discoveries'
            that help each of our basic halfs to grow up strong
            and to see better.

            at the root of it all is the relation between the
            growing body of the soul
            and ecstatic temporality
            of the spirit.

            one more thing. we have to develop the philosophy of
            boobs on eyes and eyes on boobs from out of the primal
            scene of the infant 'discovering' 'by accident' boobs
            on eye, and seeing that boobs nourish sight.

            just imagine a little baby sucklings and occasionally
            resting his eye or getting poked: there you have the origin of boobs on eyes.

            The *truth* of boobs on eyes and eyes on boobs
            has to do with the full
            realization of our mammallian and angelic potentials.
            the capacity to see is an angelic faculty. nursing,
            however, is mammallian. we need to talk about nursing
            as something the angels learn how to do, and about
            boobs on eyes and eyes on boobs as the two "schools"
            in which the angels learn to be wet nurses and the wet
            nurses
            learn to be angels.

            this learning can only happen in the realm of
            indistinction between angel and nurse, but this realm
            is the sea

            hence, a mermanifesto! precisely.

            of "eyentology
            booblandia
            galactation"

            in the cults of Dionysus the infant god is
            described as the child who has need of many wet nurses
            and also as the god who takes fright when the un-fun
            Lycourgos (whose name means 'Wolfy-One')
            drives off the god who dives into the Sea where he is
            adopted by Thetis or spends a long time in the Mansion
            of Persephone (Queen of the Underworld), presumably
            suckling, since she is, on some accounts, the mother
            of Dionysus

            some scholar heads say that the name "Dio-NYSUS" comes from
            the nymphic Nurses of the Nyseions field who nourish
            him.

            "Nysiades" (in the plural) are the wet nurses of the
            god and "Nysa" is a fairytale land of superabundance,
            the same meadow, not incidently from where the
            glorious maiden Kore was abducted by the King of the
            Underworld while picking the Narcissus flowers.

            the maenads who travel in the chorus of Dionysus and
            who carry the Thrysus (staff with pine-cone top) are
            often described as bare-chested and as striking the
            earth with their Thrysus at which "the earth flows
            with milk, flows with wine, flows with the nectar of
            bees."

            I can think of those orphic fragments where it
            describes how the
            blissful initiate is like a kid who has fallen into
            the milk and is swimming in it, and therein is able to
            *see clearly*.

            lots of delicious mysteries are
            to be found in the history of the root word for
            "milk"
            which is *GALACS in many IndoEuropean languages!
            In Hittite, *galacs is the word which
            is used for both animal milk and plant sap.

            It covers the meaning of all cosmic
            life-giving saps. So when funginears say
            "galactation", they
            are not really coining a fancy neologism by combining
            'lactation' with the sense of the starry 'galaxy',
            they are just restoring the
            original usage of this word, by discovering its latent
            truth.

            Looks like we'll have to wait a while for the first part of the Mermanifesto itself!
            Hope you enjoyed the Prolegomena.
            • Re: Prolegomena to the Mermanifesto

              Mon, March 31, 2008 - 10:54 AM
              I read this whole thread and wow! I never knew how deep the rabbit hole went with this boobitosity! But, I just wanted to add something to this, not that it is as phunny or as psilly, but my sister just had boob cancer and had to have both of her boobs removed. She feels very sad and upset and, at the same time, relieved to be alive. So, as I was reading this and laughing and even considering putting eyes onmy own boobs, I just wanted us to honor all boob, not just the perfect ones, not just the psilly ones, but ALL boobs, even if they had to go back to booblandia to heal. My sister is beautiful and is left with scars in place of her boobs and I love her still and I think she is the bravest and most beautiful woman alive today and she no longer has her boobs. Let us be reverent of life, even in our philosophies in the way we revere boobs and their beauty, as there are women who could feel less beautiful by thinking that if you do not have some great set, or if they have been damaged in some way, that you are no longer allowed into the Krystal Fortress. I know this seems heavy, but tears came to my eyes when I read everything because I love my boobs and my sister loved hers, and now, they are gone. Please honor all women, big, small, changed, altered, and removed, with love and respect for the heart lives beneath this center, and it is the most important thing when you really think about it. I love all of this and laugh still with joy, but it is also important to me to honor all things without judgment, as I would pray that the funginear community would as well. Love....
              • Re: Prolegomena to the Mermanifesto

                Mon, March 31, 2008 - 12:04 PM
                O, sweeeet BooB, How we do love thee in all forms ,
                an savor an appreciate all life giving nurishment that radiates forth from your myriad of forms.

                Speaking as a Man god Dude Bro , who vastly loves all sorts of boobs for so many reasons known an unknown:

                I myself, do not have boobs, in the classical definintion of a potentialy lactating soft fun mini mauntain.
                Threw this I have learned to love the boobs all around me, all shapes an sizes an consistancys, in all the ways they can be appreciated, threw making music with them, restoring sight threw boobsOnEyentology. threw experimenting outside of passed down conventions of what our puney lil human minds consider boobs to be capable of.

                The inate yearning for something that I believed I did not have, was and is part of the glory, for what I long for, is , inherently in the longing.
                Those boobs that are ever amorphous an always able to smother with surrender to lifes briliance, are, inside of me, and exist threw the rememberance of the d lish us nectar that is there........always with in reach, and keen for a fundaleany rising fondle aerobics session.....


                So yess, much love to your sister an her transformation, I for one, would love to have boobs on eyes from her,
                cos although the outside shell may be gone,
                the gooey center essence is still there, oh so accesible an shining bright.....


                • Re: Prolegomena to the Mermanifesto

                  Mon, March 31, 2008 - 9:28 PM
                  I meant the definition of 'boob' to include
                  anything that is mammalian and that produces sap (milky or ethereal),
                  so Kyrian definitely has boobs (most everything about him is boob-like).
                  My brain is a kind of boob. And definitely, your sister still has boobs.
                  Boobs just express the essence of boobness best: but the condition of expressing
                  the essence in one way or organ or another is having it.
                  Remember Aristotle: we have eyes because we see, the same goes:
                  we have boobs because we produce milk (the milk of consciousness or what have you).
                  Lots of poets loose their eyes and still write poetry . . ergo. . .
                  (indeed, the Greeks were
                  the first to make being blind a kind of cult and condition of poetry. . by which analogy you might conclude. . .)

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