mkay?

topic posted Wed, July 26, 2006 - 5:23 PM by  Unsubscribed
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  • Re: mkay?

    07/26
    [Mr. Mackey:]
    There are times when you get suckered in
    By drugs and alcohol and sex with women-mmkay
    But its when you do these things too much
    That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
    You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
    With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
    You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
    Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
    Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

    Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

    Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

    Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

    Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

    So just use the word mmmkay!

    [Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
    With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
    Mr, Mackey: you can change it today

    [Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
    Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
    Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
    Its easy mmkay!

    [Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
    like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

    [Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo,
    as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold

    [Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t
    because bich is latin for generosity

    [Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more

    [Everyone:] Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
    [Children:] Fuck is the worst word that you can say
    We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
    [Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
    [Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
    homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
    Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
    Its easy mmmkay!
    [Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
    [Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
    [Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
    [Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
    [Children:] It's easy mmm
    It's easy mmm
    It's easy mmm
    It's easy mmmkaaaay
    [both finish at same time]
    [laughing]
    [Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
    Mmmkay
    Mmmkay
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    Re: mkay?

    07/27
    *Screw you guys, I'm goin home!*
    • Re: mkay?

      07/27
      i seriously doubt mr garrison said "Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker"

      and onme of my faves was when mr garrison lost mr hat and he crank called him and garrison said " im gonna find out who this is" and mackey said " i dont think you will, m'kay"
      • Re: mkay?

        07/29
        >"Eat penguin shit you ass splunker"

        He was quoting on of the boys, but he did say it. It was from the short shown at the MTV awards with the Gladiator parody and the first appearance of the Scientologists

        -b

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