You know those times when the scene cuts to Kent Brockman on TV, and he's in the middle of sentence wrapping up a story.
You know 'em, you love 'em, so add them here.
"...making it the latest Segway scooter incident to claim over one thousand lives."
"...leaving the Vice-president in charge."
You know 'em, you love 'em, so add them here.
"...making it the latest Segway scooter incident to claim over one thousand lives."
"...leaving the Vice-president in charge."
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Sat, August 25, 2007 - 4:17 PMAnd that kitten played with the ball of string, all night long... -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Sun, August 26, 2007 - 9:44 AMand we won't tell you which one is poisonus until after the break. -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Wed, September 26, 2007 - 7:54 PM...the Hamburglar was survived by his long-time companion, Mayor McCheese. -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Wed, September 26, 2007 - 7:54 PM...and thus reducing the number of states to 49. -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Wed, September 26, 2007 - 8:13 PM"...which if true, means death to us all. And now, Kent's people!"
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Thu, September 27, 2007 - 2:10 AM"We welcome our new leaders the Giant Ants!" -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Thu, September 27, 2007 - 1:49 PM"I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together." -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Sat, October 6, 2007 - 9:40 AMMaking the air in Springfeild dangerous for only the children & the eldery to breathe
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Mon, November 19, 2007 - 6:14 PMKent: "Except for Bill, the microphone man, who is being fired tomorrow."
(Mic slams Brockman in the head)
Kent: (shuffling papers) "Very unprofessional, Bill." -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Mon, November 19, 2007 - 8:49 PMwhen the meteor was gonna hit springfield
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Tue, November 20, 2007 - 11:38 AMI know we're on, but I don't care. I don't do the news without my danish...
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Wed, November 21, 2007 - 9:25 AMParis is no more! The city of lights was extinguished forever when... (click)
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Thu, December 6, 2007 - 9:13 PM...and the elephant that couldn't stop laughing was put to death.
(when the simpsons find the screaming caterpillar and are set up as murderers for a reality show with carmen electra) <whew>
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Sun, March 30, 2008 - 8:54 PM... and the First Lady has agreed to sit on the egg until it hatches. -
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Re: Back to you, Kent
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 7:12 AM"... democracy simply doesn't work."
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