The Circumlocation Office wishes to formally and inconclusively deny having a publically accessible office and/or facility at the forthcoming SteamPunk Event nor at self same Dickens Fair. Having spared no inconsiderable expense nor acknowledgeable effort toward this end. We wish to categorically accept that no correspondences will be accepted or admitted to or at our nonexistant address in Greater London nor is there any arrangment to accept same at the Bulletin News Offices nor else where, exclusively nor inclusively.

This disclosure of a disclaimer comes with the highest impossible regards and regrets without reservation or forethought.

Yours obsequiesly,
Tite Barnacle
Director of the Circumlocation Office, QED
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