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Naked Halloween !

mISTERg — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:06:05 GMT

Hey, costume season is coming up!

Any good ideas on costumes that let you be as naked as possible?
(I don't want to cover myself in grey powder and curly wig and go as David again...)

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Larry — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:05:12 GMT

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I have posted a letter at a post at night, naked, AND taking aphoto of me doing that

gilles — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:46:03 GMT

who else had done something similar? being nude outside and taking him or herself a pic

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hi chesapeake here

JOHN — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:40:08 GMT

wanna be friends???

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My mom saw me naked!

subsapiens — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:49:50 GMT

So when i was in my early 20s and still living at home, i was home alone one day and thought i had the run of the house. i had just bounded out of the shower still singing at the top of my lungs when after turning a corner in the house....there was mom! I could see that she was mad as hell cause i hadn't completed some household chores as requested. she seemed less uninterested in my nakedness and more set on showing disapproval at my continual domestic laziness...

....but, all i could think was 'god, my mom just saw my tally-wacker'.

to this day, even though going to a nude beach or recreation area is as easy as anything to me, if my mom were to see me naked, i would totally freak.

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Pretending to sleep naked at party to be taken advantage of

steveargue2 — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:46:40 GMT

Once, my female roommate had a small party. Almost everyone she invited was a woman. For a few hours I sat and had drinks with them. Topics of underwear, nudity and sex started to come up. I was asked about my underwear, so I mentioned that I wore only bikini underwear.

A woman said "let's see!" Pretty soon, I don't remember the details, I walked out of my room only wearing my bikini underwear. I remember a few "Oh my gods what is he wearing!" and a few other "It's cool, we said we wanted to see." I sat on the couch for a while half naked talking and drinking, and a woman asked if she could draw on me. I said "sure".

She started drawing on my legs with markers. As she did this, I’m not sure why, I started getting "play sleep" exhibitionist fantasies. Suddenly I really wanted to see what the women in the room would do if I pretended I was asleep. My fantasy was that they would take advantage of me. So I started to pretend I was sleeping. At first I started to hear, "I think he's asleep". A few more women started drawing on me. Then different women started moving my limbs around saying, "Oh my god, he's out cold". A couple women spread my nearly naked legs apart and back together a few times. Suddenly they were drawing everywhere on me, including my inner thighs, laughing and giggling away.

At a certain point, one grabbed my balls and another started pulling down my underwear. This was exactly what I wanted, but suddenly a male voice said "now you're going too far" and they stopped. The next day the guy said something to the effect that he did me a favor. Yeah right! A cool fantasy to me is to somehow repeat this scenario, or something like it, with a woman setting it up and in on the secret, who would allow me to be totally taken advantage of, with no guys to interrupt. Any women interested?

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CFNM (Clothed Female Naked Male)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:11:04 GMT

In and around boston for females

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What's the most outrageous thing you've done naked?

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 18:18:39 GMT

Just curious. I'm sure my (probably) most outrageous naked adventure would strike a lot of people as pretty tame (well...you gotta work up to some things, you know.)

When I lived an SF, on the Saturday before Gay Pride Sunday, I joined some other guys in strippping naked, then walking down Castro Street to 18th where we formed a circle and dance and partied stark naked for an hour or so. Lots of (full clothed) folks around while we cavorted and played. Some guys got naked and joined us. Lots of people were taking photoss. As we were leaving I spotted a guy standing at the edge of the circle watching us. Fully clothed, hard dick sticking out of his zipper. I went over and said I was sorry he hand't joined us (I definitely wanted to play with him). He started playing with my hard on and said he wanted to but didn't dare...so I suggested he and I go dance naked closer to where a band was playing in the street. He agreed, but when I came back from getting my clothes, he'd disappeared. Bummer. But great fun being naked (and sometimes hard) with a buncha guys in the street.

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the way to Christ is simple

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:39:55 GMT

God's Blessings often benefit all people. But many of His promises are only for His own children. If you're not sure that you're a part of God's family, He offers you this invitation. The way to Christ is simple:

1. Admit that you have a need.

For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 3:23

2. Believe that Jesus is God, the Son, who paid the wages of your sin.

For the wages of sin is death [eternal separation from God]; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 6:23

3. Call upon God.

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

Romans 10:9

King James Version

The Holy Bible

ISBN 978-1-58660-198-0

Barbour Publishing

www.barbourbooks.com

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Being Nude in Public Outdoor Wooded Places

Jake — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:47:21 GMT

Do any of you have a favorite outdoor "Spot" where you relax Nude,that isn't a "stated place of Nudity"(legally posted clothing optional?)
I have one such place 10 minutes from my home. Its a small Lake with wooded trails all around it. A tiny parking lot,and 95% of the time there isn't ANYONE else there.
I take my three dogs there,and walk the trails around the lake nude with them weekly. I also swim in the lake nude with my dogs at one of it's four sandy beach areas. This tiny little patch of wooded heaven is Beautiful! And people who pass me on a trail,or see me swimming nude with my dogs,usually say either nothing or "a nice hello" People there dont care of you naked or clothed.
Anyone else have a place like this near their home?

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Wanting to have an artist body paint me

Kevin — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:26:59 GMT

I would love to have a artist body paint my complete nude body head to toe. I have seen some human art projects as animales etc and think it would be awesome to have that done. Of course when all the fun was done afterwards I'd like to be able to Shower it off.
I'm in wisconsin

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the way to Christ is simple

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:37:23 GMT

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I played a nude gig in July!

ttuerff — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:16:20 GMT

You can see the slide show from the "Baring it All for Art" event at this URL:
http://www.soulinvictus.com/SoulInvictus/soulslide0707.html

There are two pics with me in them. It's pretty obvious.

TT

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naked in a bar

Michael — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 18:32:15 GMT

There's a SOMA bar I stopped in late one afternoon. I turned around and there was a tall blond naked guy behind me with a tattoo of the Texas flag
on his leg. We ended up talking. I stripped down so we could take a picture together on his phone.

We asked a young woman to take our picture. She was on her way to a party
dressed in a velvet dress and a fur coat. She took our picture and then someone took a picture of the three of us. Her male friend was completely
horrified and wouldn't come over and talk.

I never received the pictures by e-mail as promised. Kind of a bummer...
they would have made great Christmas cards!

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Sex on the Beach

Ell — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:38:42 GMT

I was in the middle of a sexual encounter, to put it mildly, when a familly with there kids walked by us. They looked but did not say a word. I guess the kids have seen it before? We were on vacation in Florid and thought we has the beach to ourselves.

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San Onofre, CA Nude Beach Tribe!

Angel_Wylde — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:30:31 GMT

San Onofre is probably the coolest, most laid back nude beach in California. I'm out there every week, *lot* of drinking, and valliant attempts at surfing ;)

If you live in Orange County at *all* check out my new tribe! San Onofre Nude Beachgoers!
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So..I'm sitting here nude at the computer.....

NorCalCouple — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:37:46 GMT

And wondering how many of you are the naked too?....lol

Ever sit naked on the computer, or be nude while on the phone, doing somethig important, or talking with someone who would just fall over if they knew yuo were nude right then?

Tell us!

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nude swimming

999 — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:05:15 GMT

any experiences you've had swimming nude?

I won't swim any other way-once you go in the ocean with no clothes on, its just not the same.

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Dore Guys

T.M. — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 16:23:12 GMT

Looking for some buds to hang with at Dore. Anyone going?

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Partying Naked

Cindy — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:02:30 GMT

Hi everybody. I’ve been having so much fun with my new Male Sex Slaves for Women Tribe:

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That I’ve decided to start decided to start another on the same theme about clothed women playing with naked men:

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The men of this group must get naked when the women ask.

All males in this group must be available to strip naked for the women in the group that are within a 50-mile driving distance. If she says, “come over to my place and take off your clothes”, you do so even if she wants you to get naked in front of a room full of people. If she says, “now put on a bow tie and serve my friends drinks all night”, you do so. If she says, “now, masturbate while I watch”, you do so.

Within this group only the females are allowed to make any kind of CFNM requests or offers. Male exhibitionists must have a picture of yourself in your profile and it also must contain your location. These rules do not apply to the women in the group.

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Interesting article. Spring thaw brings out Vt. raw...

Thu, 17 May 2007 11:14:40 GMT

This article was in my inbox this A.M. found it very interesting. I know this town in Vermont very well, grew up next door.
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18709972/
Enjoy.

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Gardening naked

Exodus — Sat, 05 May 2007 05:03:21 GMT

Getting back to doing it right in the moon light

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Sleeping Nude

Peter — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:28:01 GMT

Why wpul;d anyone undress to redress to go to bed
there's only 1 way to sleep & thats totally nude, been sleeping nude for the last 35 years so guess I won't be changing now.
Pete

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Sleeping nude

Gymfuzz — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:46:12 GMT

How old were you when you started sleeping nude?

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walking in the my neighborhood - halloween Costume - backyard shower

Danny — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:53:36 GMT

Win i was about 16 yeas old I run & walked aroud my neighborhood naked 3 or 4 time I did not even take any thing to wear with me and some how no one seen me !

For halloween I dress down like a Indian ( Native American ) . I wear just two pleces of bark-tan leather one in front and one in back, with no underwear or any thing other. alond with some home make necklaces. I wear this Costume to the gay bars in san antonio tx like the The Bonham Exchange or the One-Oh-Six and the Silver Dollar Saloon. - Not realy naked, but very close to it,

I have token some shower in my backyard with the water holes alot of time mostly in the day time.

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I walked naked in the middle of Reno's strip on Saturday night

vlad, but it is not my name — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:08:34 GMT

I did that last summer there were no car in the street but a lot of people.

I also hiked a whole mountain completely naked. Then i got dressed at the top because it was cold.

When i was young , i can't really remember really how young but less than 10, I used to walk in my street naked at night.

I crossed the dunes in death valley naked and masturbated several times at the top of some dunes.

I got naked in the glass elevator above one of Reno's main street and got a blow job.

the list goes on...

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Naked under the Golden Gate Bridge

NudeAss — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:07:05 GMT

Last week I've been in San Francisco. This time I went to the golden gate park. I started walking naked along the nude beaches there. In late the afternoon I went up the path that goes to the bicycle side of the golden gate bridge. I almost stepped on the bridge, but I realized that I would be visible from the house with the officials on the other side, so I decided to walk under the bridge to the other side. The tourists seems to have fun watching me ;-). Later, at around 6:30 (there was a cold wind last Saturday) I parked on top of the north side ob Baker Beach. I walked down the stairs naked and then I've been running down south till I hit the houses. It was fun, because my feet were in the water splashing and most people were waring jackets etc. Interestingly I got the same relaxed reaction that I get here in Europe, but I have no idea what would have happened if the police would have caught me.....

Michael

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17 things I've done and 1 I haven't

Walking Bear — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 16:18:30 GMT

Let's see, I've...

Been to a nude resort
Swum and sunned at Haulover Beach
Made love on a secluded beach
Made love in the sea, 200 yards offshore at Couples resort in Jamaica (that shuttle boat kept passing nearer and nearer each time :) This is the only time I've really had much of an audience for this - there were hundreds of clothed people who could see us, though the "hardcore" action was under water.
Walked miles and miles through the woods and along the beach at Nordhouse Dunes National Wilderness. Walked 10 miles down the beach to Big Sable Point Lighthouse. Once spent 4 days naked there with a hundred or so clothed people who didn't seem to care. YAY!
Walked 2 miles up a busy trail against the flow of traffic (before cell phones)
Watched a sunset from Pyramid Point with some others who were there already.
Drove from Texas to Illinois, avoiding getting out of the car at all in Arkansas, and dressing only to pump gas.
Streaked my neighbors.
Skinny-dipped at every opportunity.
Mowed the lawn (2 acres, riding mower)
Showered in my own private waterfall
Slept nearly every night since I was 8
Spent many a day at home with the family
Fried bacon for breakfast (temperature control is critical!)
Lots more over the course of 30 years.

Got arrested - BOO! Avoid this if you can! Don't get nekkid in Michigan - public nudity can get you a year, while domestic battery is only a 93 day offense.

What haven't I done that I'd like to? Been the only one naked at a party.

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Folsom Street Fair

showoff — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:06:44 GMT

I attended the FSF and was totally naked for the entire afternoon. The street was packed with people, the vast majority were dressed (some less dressed than others). I walked through the crowd and stopped to look at the booths or the scenes. It was a big thrill to be totally naked in the middle of a big city, with clothed people all around. I got plenty of looks and more than a few random feels. It's not for the shy, but if you're an exhibitionist, it's a great afternoon.
I'm sure others have also been

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In the outdoor hotel pool

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:41:08 GMT

I take every opportunity to swim nude in the hotel outdoor pool. On this occasion I left my room wearing only my robe and carrying a micro thong in my pocket (just in case, I needed cover – who was I kidding).

I first went to the poolside bar which overlooked about one third of the pool. There were a few people around but the far end of the pool was empty and looked to be safe. Anyway I decided to sit at the bar for a while and had a few beers, for courage (lol), at the same time my robe became looser and looser until it started to become very obvious that I was naked underneath. I kept re-arranging myself so as not to show too much as I was now getting quite a few glances. Anyway I left the bar area and got my self a sun lounger at the far end of the pool and positioned it behind a potted palm to give myself cover whilst I removed my robe ready to get in the pool. I sat on the lounger and slipped my robe off my shoulders so I was effectively sitting on it naked with my back to every one. The longer was at the edge of the pool and I lay my thong at the pool edge, in case I needed it. I then carefully slipped into the water and began to swim totally naked, the feeling was out of this world. No-one else was in the pool and as I swam around I got braver and started to swim up the far end which was in sight of the poolside bar. There were a number of people laying on loungers and no-one at the bar, no-one appeared to take any notice of me at all so I began swimming on my back and thrusting my now erect penis out of the water.

After a while of just swimming and showing without anyone noticing (all too busy sunbathing) I decided to move into the shallower end and sit on the bottom and chill out. This area was at the far end from where my robe and thong were but I was not concerned as I was alone in the pool and no-one was concerned about me. I was sitting there gently stroking my erection and feeling very pleased with my self and becoming quite relaxed when I heard female voices, there were a group of 4 white females walking along the edge of the pool in my direction all in bikinis. They took no notice of me and entered the pool about 10 feet away, I kept my hands over my bits and decided that I was safe. All four girls swam down the far end of the pool where my lounger and “clothing” were. They swam and splashed for a while but all the time staying in my safe area. I was now starting to feel very vulnerable in the shallow end as more people were now arriving and entering the pool so I very carefully moved down towards the deeper end where the girls were. So what the hell I decided to swim over to where they were and just behave as if I had a pair of trunks on. I swam to the edge of the pool as close to my lounger as possible hoping I could at least get to my tiny thong, however the girls were exactly where I needed to be. So I stayed by the edge hoping they would eventually move. Suddenly one of the girls swam away and then went underwater, I noticed she was now swimming towards me and she passed only a few feet away surfacing back with her friends as she surfaced she tuned around and looked straight at me then smiled. Next she whispered something to her friends, they all looked my way then turned back. I was feeling very exposed.

Next one of the girls noticed my tiny thong next to the pool, she reached out for it and grabbed it, they all started laughing then one of them took it and threw it away from the pool. The four girls then moved towards me and one of them said perhaps I would like to get out, she then ducked underwater and swam right up to me getting a good look before surfacing right in front of me, she smiled at me then shouted to the others, “He can’t get out” and they all stated to laugh. I looked around, others in the pool were in the shallow end and were facing away from me, by this time the girls had grouped around me with my back to the edge of the pool. I thought what the hell, turned and slowly pulled myself slowly out of the pool, as my bum appeared one of the girls gave me a gentle slap and said “nice butt”. As I got further out I raised a leg and gave them all a good view of my penis and balls from the rear, they were splashing water at me now and starting to shout. I quickly got out and retrieved my thong before turning around towards them and walking back to my lounger giving them all a good view and probably everyone else !!! I slipped on my thong as they watched and spent the rest of the afternoon sunning in my thong as the girls, sunbathed nearby

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Night drive and hike

Mike — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:39:49 GMT

This summer my wife and son were out of town for the weekend. I took advantage of the time to be naked the entire time they were gone. I even got into the car naked, without any clothes at all, and drove 15 miles to a rest stop known for gay cruising. While there I turned on the inside lite for the car and let all the cruisers look at me. A few cam up and chatted or felt me up. Later I went over to a picnic table and sat looking over the parking area with my legs spread wide for all to see.

After I got home, I decided to go for a walk on a trail near the house. I put on shoes and socks, a pair of onionskin shorts with the liner out, and started off. Two blocks from home I got onto the trail and took off the shorts, wadded them into my hand, and walked the rest of the way over to a park stark naked except for the shoes.

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Nudity Laws

Jake — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 15:21:37 GMT

The Laws defining "Nudity" vary from State to State.
Some States have "loose" Laws on it,in others,one can serve jail time for it. Sometimes as in Florida and other States,Nudity Laws vary by county.
For example: In Massachusetts It is unlawful to be nude ANYWHERE outside of your home(same laws apply in Michigan and Dade County FL). If you are cuaght "nude" in either State/County,you WILL Be arrested.
The law defining "what" Nudity Is in Western WA where I live is quite vague.Here,they make the distinction bettween "Nudity" and "lewd and lacivious behavior".A person found walking nude on a hiking trail would not be arrested however,if a Man was found walking in the same place nude with an erect penis,then it would be considered "Lewd" and depending on what Authority encountered him there,he could be "possibly arrested".
This is NOT to say it's Ok for a person to walk down Broadway in Seattle naked. It depends on Where" one chooses to BE nude.
Being "Caught" nude in public is one thing..being caught nude enguaging in sexual activity(even masturbating alone) is another.
Check the State and local (County) laws on Nudity in the area where you live,you might be surprised at "how" legal it might be.

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Driving completely nude with no clothes at all

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:55:24 GMT

I once drove completely naked from Aberdeen, Scotland to Gloucestershire in England, a distance of over 500 miles. I was completely nude and had no clothes with me in the car, I got into my car nude when I left and got out nude at my destination. I got stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway and a car next to me had 4 girls inside, as we moved slowly along side by side, I could see they were looking at me and laughing..............eventually one of the girls wound a window down and shouted accross to me asking if i was naked......I answered yes.

They started shouting and cheering and whistling, so I pushed my hips up and gave them a quick look.....I was shaking at this point and getting very aroused........this lasted for an hour and during the whole time they were looking inside my car....as I slowly masturbated.....when I cum they give a big cheer and wolf whistles.

It was truly memorable

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Naked in Hotel Health Centre

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 22:11:57 GMT

I was staying in the ******** Hotel at ******** Airport. If anyone has ever stayed there you will know they have a great indoors pool and sauna facility which is great for public nudity.

My first night there, 3 days ago, I made a conscious decision to go to the health centre wearing only a robe which I would have to remove to swim and use the sauna. I of course walked the hotel corridor and rode the lift with my robe open and feel really exposed particularly as I had just clean shaved myself !

I got to the change rooms removed my robe and then thinking there was no -one around went into the sauna with only a tiny towel to sit on. As I entered the sauna I got a real rush to discover it was full with only one space left for me to squeeze in, only all the others were wearing swim costumes. There were 4 girls and 3 men, i sat down and could feel the girls either side of me staring at my shaved cock balls and pubes. I looked around and decided to break the ice so I asked if they minded and they all said it was OK. By that time I was getting an erection and feeling very excited with these "clothed" people around me. I could not help but casually touch the tip of my penis and in doing so felt the pre cum which was oozing out. It was clear to see for all.

After a while I was cooking so I got up to go and cool of in the pool. By now I thought what the hell. There was a young couple in the pool, they were fooling around with girl on the boys shoulders. I casually walked up to the pool with my erection in full view. The girl just stared and nearly fell of this guys shoulders. I smiled and slipped into the water and swam a few lengths passing very close to them each time. Swimming on my back I could make my penis look like a periscope - that seemed to cause giggles from the girl.

Anyway, I think they were a bit shy and they got out and disappeared to the change rooms. So after a short while after keeping my erection alive I got out of the pool and returned to the sauna. This time there were only 2 girls and a guy in there, still "clothed" but not unhappy about my nudity. So I decided to step things up a gear, I sat back spread my legs, closed my eyes and slowly started to jerk myself off. My heart was pounding, as I was about to cum I opened my eyes and saw the guy had removed his trunks and was slowly rubbing his cock, the two girls were just staring but obviously enjoying the show, they were smiling and whispering encouragement to the other guy.

I could not hold any more and pointed my penis towards my chest and allowed myself to cum all over my chest and stomach.

At this the two girls gasped, and simultaneously the other guy came, even more than me.

The 3 of them then left me to clean up, however I just sat there totally exhausted and dozed off with my penis in my hand, still semi stiff. I don’t know how long I dozed but I was awoken by a big security guard shaking me and telling me to get out and get dressed, my penis shrunk like hell and noticed the couple in the pool standing by the guard staring at me, they had obviously complained.

Any way I was told to go back to my room, so I walked naked past each of them to the locker room where I found my robe had been removed, along with my key card. Only cover I had now was a very tiny towel which at best could only cover my front or my back but not both. What was worse I could not remember my room number. I decided to wait a while in the hope that the hotel guard had gone and then decided to go to the hotel reception to get a key card and also find out my room number.

The reception is a VERY public place, so here I went stark naked apart from the tiny towel which I half heartedly tried to cover my penis, (not really wanting to, but wanting to avoid another confrontation with the guard).

The girls at the desk smiled at me knowingly, and took a great deal of time to make sure I was who I said I was and then to produce a new key, mean while there was a queue forming behind me all getting a good view of my bare backside (I loved it).

When I got my card, I simply carried the towel in my hand and went back to my room gloriously naked for all to see and watch.

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Dog Took My Shorts

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:04:54 GMT

I walk my dog wearing only a pair of very flimsy tiny shorts (almost dont hold me in) the shorts are held together with velcro on the waist band and the crotch.

Anyway what I do is I tie the dogs lead to my shorts and then go out. The dog always pulls on the lead so I hold the lead preventing my shorts getting ripped off. When a good opportunity arises i let go of the lead and hey presto my shorts and the dog are gone !!!!!!!

The best time I tried this I was walking in a popular tourist spot in there were lots of people around and my dog was going crazy itching for a scrap with the other dogs. Any way I spotted a couple of mid 30's women coming in my direct with their dogs off the leads. So as I got closer I let go of the lead and whoosh my dog rushed off after the womens dogs who started running away. My dog, my shorts and their dogs all dissappeared leaving me stark naked with two female strangers.

The women at first looked totally shocked and just stared at me, this of course made me excited and I started getting erect. The first woman who spoke was very apologetic and could not take here eyes off my penis as it started to get bigger the other was starting to giggle and then suddenly burst out laughing when she realised my only item of clothing was nowhere to be seen. I then had the most amazing naked half hour with these women trying to get the dogs back and of course my shorts, all the time with a huge erection waving around in front of me. at the same time a few other people passed by and the women would try to explain to them what had happened and had they seen a dog with a pair of shorts !!

Eventually the dogs were located, however in the dog fight that had taken place my shorts had been totally shredded. So the women very kindly offered to escort me 2 miles back to my car, still with a stiffy which I couldnt resist touching every now and then which seemed to raise eyebrows. When got to the car which was not locked thankfully they asked if I would get home ok without my clothes to which I just grinned and started masturbating franticly as they watched mouths open, when I came spurting they both started to giggle and said I should leave now before I got caught !!!

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Fantasy Fest

petitmort47 — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:18:43 GMT

Anyone know of any Fantasy Fest tribes?

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Canoeing on Lake Saganaga

Mike — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 14:09:48 GMT

Recently I spent a long weekend on Lake Saganaga just across the US border in Canada off the north end of the Gunflint Trail in Minnesota. I was naked as much as possible and nearly naked the rest of the time.......just sandals, a hat, and a thong. Wonderful, few people and lots of wild life!

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Portland, Oregon Clothing Optional Figure Drawing

Gymfuzz — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:45:03 GMT

June 25 from 1-5pm in Portland, OR. Models, instruction, and materials provided. Come practice your art with us. Contact edenwaterzine@yahoo.com for more details.

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Body Painting

TopDog — Tue, 23 May 2006 05:58:37 GMT

Howdy,

I was wondering if anyone in this tribe might have some pictures or ideas for body painting designs. We (my boyfriend and I) will be going to a naturist event that has a body painting competition, and we're looking for ideas. (We wanna win!)

I've searched the internet and found some kewl designs, but they are rather elaborate, and we are not sure our skills are up to it. We'd like something simple, and something that would involve both of us with a common theme would be excellent.

Also, any tips for bodypainting, such as bases or types of paints, or techniques to apply the paint would be helpful.

Thanks!

Top Dog

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Why Europe is cool with Nudity and The U.S.A.....Isn't!

Jake — Thu, 11 May 2006 02:18:55 GMT

Nudity in most of Europe is viewed simply as a body in It's natural state without clothes on. Wich is why It's accepted in so many places.
Here in America Nudity is percieved in several ways:

Sinful:
The way most religious Americans view Nudity.
Ugly,Dirty and Disgusting:
The way most American's were brought up to believe a naked body Is.
An Invitation for Sex:
Most Americans think a flaccid nude Penis or a nice pair of nude Woman's Breast's are an invitation to "Cop a Feel".
Unlawful:
America has put laws into place for "all of the above" resons to make it illegal to be Nude.
This is why there are so few Nude beaches and places to be legally Nude in the United States.

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Cooking Naked can be "exciting". . . .

freeballer — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 21:51:24 GMT

One day i was fixing dinner and I was not thinking of anything and i got an erection. I didn't think anything of it until i realized a man selling newspapers was standing in the doorway staring at me. I just looked up and he blushed and walked slowly away, but he kept looking back. I didn't think it should have bothered me until i thought of it later. I just hope he liked the view. What if anything has happened to any of you?? i have more stories for later.

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Politically correct smoking

Dr Dave — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 20:13:27 GMT

A few years ago, I was living w/ a friend who had a nice, large deck off her back porch. Being a politically-correct smoker (coff, coff) and a nudist, I would go out on the porch after dark to smoke, and allow the bugs to have their wanton way with my body.

One weekend, she offered to babysit a friend's Weimaraner (big, silly, politically-incorrect dog that looks like a chihuahua on steroids). And since I was going outside anyway, I would let the dog out while I was smoking.

While I was standing there, enjoying the stars, moon and my nicotine, I felt my package being enclosed by a warm wetness.... the idjet fucker decided to sample my genitalia. I looked down and my (now very unimpressive) package was firmly entrenched in this asshole's mouth. Fortunately (at least for my fan club) the fucker didn't bite down, but he certainly wanted to let me know he was there......

I wasn't nude around him much anymore after that.

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Me Nude

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 23:25:45 GMT

In our teens, my first boyfriend had a grandfather who owned a hundred acre farm in Louisiana. When he and I would drive there for the weekend (we lived in SE Texas), and camp out in a tent. Well, I persuaded him one night to walk around naked over the farm. We did this until he said he saw some wolves, so we walked back. :)

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Where can you get naked in NYC?

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 21:51:29 GMT

...curious and curiouser...(smile)...I'm open to suggestions...

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PRESIDENTIAL RESIGNATION

marvindublin — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:09:53 GMT

http://tribes.tribe.net/presidentialresignation <------nude, uh, new tribe : )

I created this tribe naked. Even though it is off topic I thought it may be a good place to see if anyone's interested in joining. I can't see why any moralistic dignified Bush supporters would be a member of the "things you've done naked" tribe?

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Can't enumerate what I have done naked....

NudeAss — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:12:07 GMT

When I was a small boy we played a game: walking nude outside the garden of my parents without getting caught. Well it became a real passion. I am jogging nude, here in my hometown Heidelberg Germany regularly. In total I must have met >10.00 people. I've walked nude in cities, on concerts, on parties, at McDonald's, skied, climbed mountains, drove car, walked in a train, did bike riding, motorcycling....

Fortunately I never had problems with the police, except in a few cases when we provoked it (as part of the German "legalize-nudity" movement (www.waldfkk.de))....

Michael

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Testing the new car seat-warmers

Dave — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:36:35 GMT

Last fall I got this car that has seat warmers for your bum. One night I decided that it would be fun to "test them out" and drivie naked and see if it kept me warm. BOY DID IT EVER!

I had so much fun! I had to proceed through an intersection where a light was being repaired and wave at the construction workers.

This CHIPS Officer kept playing cat and mouse with me on the freeway - but he eventually went about his business.

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camping

the other — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 09:22:35 GMT

maybe its not a big deal, but a few years ago i went camping w/ some close friends and got it in my head i wanted to be naked. i ended up stripping down and hanging out w/ my friends buck naked all night and into the next day. i awoke before everyone else and wandered about the woods like an animal. i even sat in a stream for a little while and just felt the feeling of pure nature flowing thoughout me. it was a stunning experience. sexual. profound. liberating. honest. natural. at one point i recall laying on the ground and i started imagining it enveloping me as if i were dying and the earth was consuming me, and for the first time in my life, death felt .... quite natural.

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Mormons Beware!

joybrookefair — Mon, 02 May 2005 18:33:50 GMT

My BF and I drove across all of Utah naked.

We were driving cross-country and decided we'd do one entire state in the nude, forgot until we were almost across, so it ended up being Utah. We had enough gas and I managed to hold the bladder all the way across, so there were no stops, but we did give several cros country truckers a thrill.

:)

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Naked paperboy

willy — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 20:39:43 GMT

I had a paper route when I was in highschool. I delivered in my car or on my motorcycle. One night on a dark tree lined street, I saw one of my customers step outside to get his paper. He was naked. He didn't know I was there, because I had stopped my bike to rearrange my bags, take off my shirt because it was so hot. He didn't seem to be in any hurry to get back in side, and the light from inside showed his great body. I was so intrigued by his lack of concern about being naked outside, I wanted to try it. I was'nt wearing much anyway so I dropped my shorts to the ground and walked around for a while. It was wild. I wanted to stay naked, but I had to finish my route. I delivered the route in my car, naked from then on. Once I was running late and stopped in front of the same guys house. I could see the lights on, so I made sure the paper made a lot of noise when it hit his porch.
Nothing. Damn. I got out of my car and stood watching for a few minutes. Suddenly I heard footsteps running towards me. Shit! I jumped back into the car. I was just about to start the engine when a naked man ran up to my window. It was him. We talked for a long time about being naked and I told him I had seen him get his paper naked. He asked me if I liked looking a naked guys. I admitted I did. "Then maybe you should deliver the paper in person from now on instead of tossing it on the porch." OK! I did, naked.

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Check my photos...

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 06:16:16 GMT

...they show just a few of the things I've done naked.

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walking the dog

gorkon — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 06:54:56 GMT

at night that is. She's still a puppy and sometimes has to get out in the middle of the night. I don't really bother to get dressed for that, so...

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Domestic Nudism?

BenDrippin — Sat, 28 May 2005 14:59:27 GMT

Anyone interested in also joining the "Domestic Nudism" tribe? Obviously a more specific topic than Things You've Done Naked, and complimentary/fun just the same.

http://DomesticNudism.tribe.net

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Cartoon ideas

Gymfuzz — Fri, 20 May 2005 13:58:24 GMT

I'm dedicating the next issue of my nudist magazine, EdenWater, to writing and art by women, with the exception of the cartoons, which I always draw. I need some ideas from women, though, for the cartoons. I'm looking for small, humorous ideas on the topic of body image, nudity, or nudism.

Jim

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Women's Issue

Gymfuzz — Sat, 07 May 2005 18:08:40 GMT

I am hoping to dedicate the next issue of my magazine EdenWater Quarterly to writing and art by women. If you are a woman who writes or makes art and would like to help, please contact me.

Jim Owens
edenwater@naturalchristian.com

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girlfriend and i got caught naked

gary — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 01:02:36 GMT

thinking that both my parents were gone for a few hours my girlfriend and i thought that we would take advantage of an empty house. we were getting very passionate in the lounge when my girlfriend shouted 'your dad', i looked up and there he was looking down at us.

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The Art of Nudism - March 5

Gymfuzz — Thu, 10 Feb 2005 18:08:09 GMT

On Saturday, March 5, 2005, Hidden Springs Nudist Club (http://www.hiddenspringsnudist.org) is sponsoring a day of Greek, bodycasting, and nudist art at Restful Haven Health Club (http://www.restfulhaven.com), with instruction in drawing, Greek, and bodycasting. There will be a $8.00 ($6.00 for AANR, TNS, INF members) grounds fee for non-members, and a $10 materials fee
(or participants may bring their own materials). Contact Jim at edenwaterzine@yahoo.com for more information.

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Had lunch with my in laws

betsmurphey — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 20:12:53 GMT

My in laws were in a nudity kick and we once had a semi formal sit down lunch naked in their backyard.
Bets

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running through the streets of my town

gurujit — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:59:28 GMT

A few years ago, for my birthday, me and five of my friends ran through the streets of my town naked. I have lots of photos. In fact, the one in the gallery of the guy running is from that night. It was tons of fun.

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public nudity

gurujit — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:01:15 GMT

Something I love to do, in a crowded bar or party, is flash an unexpecting friend. The best is when no one but my friend sees it.

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stating the obvious

waterworld — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 15:15:24 GMT

Um, I've been watching the threads for a while now...and it is kind of surprising that none of you seem to mention having sex naked.

Are you guys shy , modest or what ?

I'll be the first to admit ..I've had sex naked..on more than one occasion.....

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Deliver newspapers

julirene — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 05:27:26 GMT

This is the first time I've admitted it, but when I was 22 I had a paper route where I had to drive for 7 hours a night. Once when I was really bored (and a bit stoned - pothead!) I dared myself to deliver all the papers in one subdivision naked. It was a nice hot night, I had to get of the truck quite a bit to put papers in mailboxes and on steps. I still wonder if anyone saw me..

Cool Tribe!!
:) jul

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Body Casting

Gymfuzz — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 05:21:43 GMT

I have cast a person in plaster! Now what do I do?

Jim

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swim

gurujit — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 03:03:26 GMT

as much as possible, naked in the ocean

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One night while baking an apple pie...

Peach — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:00:08 GMT

Last year I told everyone that I would bake the Apple Pie for Easter. I completely forgot about it until 9 the night before. I had just gotten out of the shower my kids were in bed so I figured, I'll just go in the kitchen and make the pie now. Well I kept the over head lights off and just had the stove light on, so I felt like I wasn't advertising to the neighbors. After about 25 minutes of standing there completely naked, my husband walks into the living room and tells me there is someone watching me. I thought he was just screwing with me so of course I told him to quit trying to freak me out . He then tells me, he's serious. The way I was standing, the man across the canal and 3 houses down had a clear view of me from his living room. When he saw my husband come into the living room, he immediatly sat on his couch. I hurried out and put on some clothes. When I came back the guy was standing up again so I waved to him. I thought it was funny in a creepy kind of way. I still do naked kitchen activities, but the bushes in our back yard have grown too high for the peeker to see now. :P

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Who, me? Naked?

Gymfuzz — Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:32:40 GMT

Walking in the woods, walking on the beach, hot tubs, hot springs, volleyball, bowling, playing cards, dishes, laundry, etc.

What isn't there to do naked?

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hey tommy boy, i wonder when...

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 18:20:04 GMT

we will do things naked again? ever? i do hope so....whatever those things be. missing all of you.

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