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LABIA ENLARGEMENT

topic posted Sun, November 28, 2004 - 10:38 PM by  louise mildred
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HELLO KIND SIR'S AND Ms.'S and Those Just CONFUSED.

It's me again Ms.Louise Mildred Davenport (for those who don't know me)
I want to have my labia enlarged. Elysium says that men,women,trannies, and even southern prechers all love a woman with a low hanging labia. Should I take her advice and have the surgery or not.
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  • Unsu...
     
    Louise-
    I am offended that you don't trust my advice.
    Now, I have invited some of my personal online friends to this tribe, hoping that they will vouch for me.
    Trust me, Louie.
    Just do it!
    • Ok,Ok I'll have the surgery, but what length should I get?
      • Unsu...
         
        well....I guess I was just fooling myself about my supposed online friends.

        Look Louise, I thought I explained that you don't need surgery. In fact, you can enlarge your labia with ordinary household items. It takes time, but in the end, you will be very happy, I promise. Let me know how it goes. Right now, I clearly need to try to make some more friends!
        • have them dangling between your knees, thats fuckin hot!

          Eventually get em lengthened so you can throw em over your shoulder.

          Every body sing together

          "do your labia hang low,
          can you swing em too and frow
          Can you tie em in a knot
          can you tie em in a bow
          Can you throw em overyour shoulder like a continental sholdier
          Do your labia hang low"
          • DrunkenNurse I Fucking Love you. Have you enlarged your Labia? What household Iteams May I use. How do you feel about Elysium? Is she not the fucking coolest cat on the corner. Can you also switch labia for a scrotum? Grannies just curious.
            • Granny I have two antique Ice tongs and a couple of spare cement blocks...we'll have em down to your ankles in no time.
              • Unsu...
                 
                Granny has, clearly, taken too many happy pills today. She seems to have forgotten the fine art of playing hard to get.

                Now, about the elargement... with granny's advanced age and the normal atrophy that occurs to labia, I think if she would just remove her huge rhinestone earings from her ears and clip them onto her labia.... within days she would have results that any southern preacher could not resist. Not to mention, that she would be up to date with all the kids and their fashionable genital piercings.
                • I have worked on a gender reassignment ward (all paid for by tax payers gawd bless English healthcare) and a scotum can be easily fashioned into a labia, I personally find old ladies with dicks Extremly hot!! Plenty of opertunities for chix with dicks in thailand, get your self a nice stage show involving ping pong balls, american service men and leather!!
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
                    Saline injections. Everyone loves pouty lips.
                    • are those the kissable lips on the mouth, or big luscious juicy vaginal lips, I rarely do bush, either in sexual practices or in world politics. So i will leave this dicussion to those who are more appreciative of the female form. Do people like bick thick labia's or long stringy dangly ones? What an interesting discussion point
                      • Unsu...
                         
                        as long as their wet....who cares?
                        • Unsu...
                           
                          please disregaurd that last comment.

                          and since it is, apparently, acceptable to proclaim your direct love for someone in this thread. I would like to say, Larz F's profile is quite scrumptious!

                          No disrespect to his wife, but when you add together the fabulous picture's, a little Joseph Cambel, the requirement of intelligence, along with the older man thing....it makes me feel like a naughty little school girl!
                          • why disregard that last comment, that was cool and witty

                            Love for everybody Lets all hug, I love you guys so much, mmmmm the pretty colours, did I mix up the asprin and Extacy again uh oh better go check the patients
                            • Re: Blushing

                              12/01
                              Elysium....WOW....Swoons from your love.........big Blush.

                              Thank you so much dear one. That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me on tribe. I adore schoolgirlz...all that catholic school stuff as a kid...Serious sexual warpage.

                              WHO is yo Daddy?

                              Dances around the house in my cow patterned Kilt.

                              Everyone here is great.

                              You and drunkennurse always make me laugh so hard.

                              Love to Ely and everyone.






                              • Re: Blushing

                                12/02
                                he said you make him get hard ely.....MODERATORS MODERATORS, there is a man in a skirt geting hard from thinking of Ely as a schoolgirl, oh somebody please think of the eldery, poor louise mildreds heart ayrthmia's is going apeshit, , somebody get her some lavender talc to sooth her waters. oh what am i sayin she is a dirty mare who has probably done things that are still ileagal in several states with more schoolgirls than a japenese porn site.

                                so louise has you been stretching your labia, we want pictures, we want to see your your freakishly large genitals!!!
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                                  Re: Blushing

                                  12/02
                                  if Louise can get her labia large enough, perhaps, she could envelope us all in one big group hug.
                                  • Re: Blushing

                                    12/02
                                    Hard


                                    Who is hard????

                                    I twas just dancin' in me kilt.

                                    I didn't say me kilt was dancin boy'O
                                    • Unsu...
                                       

                                      Re: Blushing

                                      12/02
                                      yes...we better make sure that all postings in this tribe are based on actual fact!

                                      Now, Larz... I'll be needing a ride home from the bus stop today.
                                      • Re: Blushing

                                        12/02
                                        Sorry granny is so late getting to reply to this thread, you see Drunkennurse gave me some Happy pills to use will I was enlarging my labia, and I ended up getting all confused. I thought the directions were to pierce my labia and attach two cement blocks. Well, granny did that and when I stood up my labia ripped off, I look like a castrated prune. Do the make artificial labia's. Unfortunatley the MD was unsuccessfull in reatachment.
                                        • Re: Blushing

                                          12/03
                                          yeah we make labias in my hospital for the gender reassignment patients. Maybe they could make it from your bingo wings, (those are the saggy chunks of flab and skin that dangle form where biceps were).

                                          Does granny really need her labia, I mean with the rhuematism perhaps you should leave em off, less for your home help carers to cleean when you have your accidents.
                                          • Re: Blushing

                                            12/03
                                            oh god, my life has reached its lowest ebb, conversations about fisting geriatrics and the pro's and cons of plastic labial surgery on the elderly. God I need a drink!
                                            • Re: Blushing

                                              12/04
                                              My Bingo Wings sag down lower than my breast. watch I can make them giggle...
                                              Nice young man would you please pour granny a Brompton's Cocktail. I have heard they are quite pleasing.
                                              Respectfully yours,
                                              LMD
                                              • Re: Blushing

                                                12/04
                                                bromptons coktail??? eh whats that? You need a turbo shandy, thats beer and mikes hard lemonade (i thinks its called that in the states but not sure) mixxed together, drink about 8 of them and you'll be feeling much better

                                                Ah my student days........spending all my government grant money on turbo shandys and cheap extacy.....take me back
                                      • Re: Blushing

                                        12/05
                                        Ely I will send my driver.
                                        • Unsu...
                                           

                                          Re: Blushing

                                          12/06
                                          granny, you sent me to my medical dictionary...you seem to have gained some odd power over me..

                                          Bromton's cocktail, an analgesic solution containing alcohol, morphine or heroin, cocaine, and, in some cases, a phenothiazide. Formulations vary, and recently cocaine has generally been eliminated from the mixture. The cocktail is administered in the control of pain in the terminally ill patient. Given frequently at the lowest effective dose, it may relieve pain for many months. It was developed at the Bromton Hospital in England. (Mosby's)

                                          drunkennurse- do they really use this in England? Holy shit!
                                          • Re: Blushing

                                            12/06
                                            Grannies terminally old...NOW WHERE'S MY **COUGH**GASPING FOR AIR***



                                            *SLUMPS TO FLOOR IN A POOL OF URINE*
                                            • Re: Blushing

                                              12/06
                                              clean up in Aisle 4

                                              I repeat clean up in Aisle 4
                                              • Re: Blushing

                                                12/06
                                                Hey......who's this sexy babe passed out on the floor? .....hmmmm.....
                                                • Unsu...
                                                   

                                                  Re: Blushing

                                                  12/06
                                                  Larz...could your driver bring me some panties, its seems I forgot to wear any to school today.
                                                  • Re: Blushing

                                                    12/06
                                                    Oh you forgetful child...what would you do with out your Daddy to take care of you

                                                    My driver Natazia is a size 6 so perhaps she can lend you a thong.

                                                    But truely you wont be needing them for dinner.

                                                    but I do hope you have your poms for so that you can show us your new cheers and dance moves.

                                                    I just adore it when you do the splits.

                                                    Love Daddy








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                                                      Re: Blushing

                                                      12/07
                                                      Larz- I am no cheerleader. I am a baton twirler. I'll bring my baton and show you what I can do with it! But, you have to have me home by 5:30.


                                                      I'm gonna be in big trouble if my real daddy wanders over to this tribe to check on me!
                                          • Re: Blushing

                                            12/08
                                            oh the brompton, i work near there, its an excellent cancer centre, but that is a little out of date, however were you to pop by my flat on any given weekend we could probably knock you up something close to that based on whats lying around

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