here ya go gals. this oughta hold ya:
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ummm, unless of course, you don't understand fine art.
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ummm, unless of course, you don't understand fine art.
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 9:36 AM"I don't know why I stopped at this particular cashew as I was eating my Trader Joe's sweet, savory & tart trail mix, but as an artist the unexplainable happens often. My body is a vessel of creation and expression in tune with everything around me, including what you would see as "just another cashew"
No, something about the shape of this particular cashew reflects the shape of our society. "
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 9:38 AMya know, a career in art is less about the art and more about the artist's statement.
this guy seems pretty good at that. -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 9:45 AMsociety is a dick?
a dildo?
a mercurial bag of trail mix? -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 9:59 AMsociety is like trailmix
it's just a snack until you put it up on ebay. then it's art.
see, I'm no artist. I can't even come up with a decent artist's statement. -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 10:40 AMSex is like trailmix.
And the sight of you turns my grapes into raisins. -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 11:43 AMi hate cashews. lol.
people will do anything for a buck... -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 11:51 AMNicole, that's not a cashew.
that's art. -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 11:53 AMhahaha!
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 1:27 PM"ya know, a career in art is less about the art and more about the artist's statement. "
That pretty much sums up everything that *I* learned in art school <lol>. Seriously. -
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 1:46 PM“Steven’s ‘Trader Joe’s Cashew #4’ is such a complete and absolute brutally dissecting view of the industrial conflict between capitalism and modernism that is is hard for even the most verbose of critics to add too. Regardless of Steven’s relation to me as a colleague and studiomate, the intense complexity I feel for this work is also complete and absolute.”
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 9:24 PM>>Regardless of Steven’s relation to me as a colleague and studiomate,
HA! I gotta slow down. I read that too fast and read "Steven's relation to me as a colleague and SODOMITE." -
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:05 AM$105, valued at $500, for a nut shaped like a penis. People need to get a grip on reality. -
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:47 AM"People need to get a grip on reality."
I think this every time I go into a gallery, James <lol>. -
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:06 PMOne of my favorite gallery experiences ever was when I made my way into a tiny little gallery in chelsea. It was so tiny, that it only had one platform in a tiny room at the end of a narrow but long hallway, and perched on the edge of the pedestal was a glass butterfly, the kind you'd get at a craft fair to hang in your window.
Crammed into a corner was a desk, and sitting at the desk was an attendant, the usual kind of hipster girl who has those jobs, except that she looked completely self-conscious.
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 4:47 PMThis may not be relevant, but I once represented a client in a products liability lawsuit involving an edible nut. We did get paid a decent settlement. Not a whole lot, but more than you would expect. The client was happy and I never had to leave my desk.
Look before you eat what comes in a can of nuts, that's all I got to say about that.
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 12:14 PMYou know, if it was mounted on a glazed sugarcube it would be more of a package deal. -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:35 PMWinning bid was $152.50.
I'm thinking I'll quit the business and become an artist. -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:56 PMwow, I hadn't noticed.
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I'm thinking I'll quit the business and become an artist.
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I'm thinking I'll eat more trailmix... or at least look at it closer.
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