Q. What's the difference between a bowling ball and a gay man in San Francisco?
The bowling ball can only take three fingers!

Q. What's it in the air in San Francisco that keeps the birth rate so low?
A. Men's legs!

Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

Q: What's the difference between a male chauvinist pig and a gay man?

A: A male chauvinist pig will at least admit that a woman is useful for something

Whats the definition of a butch dyke?

One whom can roll her own tampons, and kick start her own vibrator.

What do you get if you put 4 poofs in a Mini Minor?

Four on the floor, and fats all around.

Whats the definition of disgusting?

Licking the sweet off your grandmother's back, while fucking her up the ass.

>>A guy goes into his local gay bar. As he is sitting there drinking his beer he notices this really hot guy sitting on a bar stool at the very edge of the bar. The guy is totally his type! He wants to go up and talk to him but doesn't have the right words. He thinks for a minute while he drinks up more courage. Finally he goes over to the guy, gently puts his hand on his back and says, "May I push your stool in?".


Q. What did the one gay pirate say to the other gay pirate when they were trading treasure?
A. "You can pay me in booty".

A couple from Greece:

A man is pacing back and forth in the hospital waiting room, eagerly awaiting the birth of his first child. The doctor finally comes out and says, "Well, I have good news! You're the father of a healthy 8 pound boy! There's just one thing..."
-What? Does he have a birth defect?
"No, he's completely healthy. But...well, maybe you better sit down."
-Fuck that, tell me what's going on!
"Well...not sure how to say this...your son is gay."
-Gay? We've never had any gays in our family, how could that be?"
"These things happen, you can't really predict them..."
-I don't care, he's my son, I want to see him, I want to hold him!
"Okay, come along with me" says the doctor.
They go into a big room full of babies, all squalling, except for one, who is lying quietly in his bed with a peaceful smile on his face. "That one" says the doctor.
-But look at him! So well behaved, so peaceful! Why do you say he's gay?
"Well, now he's happy and peaceful, but wait till we pull the pacifier out of his ass..."

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A gay boy in Greece gets out of the army, and goes back to the village. With his military out of the way, of course his father of course is all set to marry him off. He sits his son down and says,
"Well, son, time to get married! Who do you want? There's Maria, she's got a helluva dowry - a house, and 20 hectares of land!"
-No, I don't want Maria...
"Okay, then how about Ioula? She's got a house too, only 10 hectares of land, but she's got sheep!
-Nooo, I don't want Ioula...
"Well, then how about Sophia? She's got two houses, 100 sheep and 50 goats!
-No...I don't want Sophia.
"Marigoula?"
-No...
"Ismini?"
-No....
"Panayiota?"
-No, I don't want her either...
"Well for chrissake son, who DO you want?"
-I want...Yorgo!
His father sputters...turns red....his face contorts with rage....finally he shouts, "Yorgo???! YORGO????!!! But....he's a damn communist!"