First Friday Follies at the Stork Club, Oakland Friday Dec. 5, Doors at 8pm, show at 9:30
Burlesque, Music & Comedy A benefit for Madame E - $5 donation
With Dottie Lux, Madam Chartreuse, Miss Balla Fire, Cupcake, Little Eyeful, Margaret France, Honey Le Bang, Monifa, Mable Suagar, Peaches Velour, Chi Chis Del Fuego, Emily Butterfly, Toshio the yodeling cowboy, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Marie La Faux, Frederique, Kiss Me Kate, Victoria & the Vaudevillians...and yours truly 5 Cent Coffee!

Then there's...Smiley's in Bolinas, (that's right, Bolinas!) Saturday Dec. 13

And lastly, but not leastly, 12-27-2008 at the Make Out Room, San Francisco, California
Cost: $7 Ukie-politain x-mas show with Tippy Canoe & others!