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  Re: Dear Die-ary

  Mon, April 25, 2005 - 8:17 AM

  what flavor were they? did they melt while going down your Gullet.. or was there really no flavor since you had to scarf them down so no one else would devour them?
  
  These are the burning questions I want to know?
  
  Tell Me! Tell Me NOW... I must know.. and yes.. I'm as they say.. "Trippin'..."

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    Mon, April 25, 2005 - 8:21 AM

    what's a "pork rind"? I'm just a stupid Canadian....

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      Re: Dear Die-ary

      Mon, April 25, 2005 - 9:06 AM

      Oh, silly Canadian, Pork Rinds are the most tasty thing on the planet. It's crunchified pig skin.

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    Re: Dear Die-ary

    Mon, April 25, 2005 - 9:05 AM

    Umm...you were there when I bought them. Remember the mean gas station cashier?
    
    BTW, they got stuck in my gullet. They are still there if you want some.

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      Tue, April 26, 2005 - 1:18 PM

      I was there.. but I was too pissed off at the cashier.. thinking of ways to burn his gas station down.. for interupting our Pork Rind dialogue... so I'm sad to say I didn't see what flavor.. but you didn't eat them in my presence and half eaten Pork Rinds are still good... I would eat them... so what if they are a little mushy...

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        Re: Dear Die-ary

        Tue, April 26, 2005 - 1:39 PM

        If you eat half digested pork rinds, be sure to add salt. Trust me.

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          Thu, May 5, 2005 - 2:48 PM

          Salt ruptures my goiter.. so I'm in a bit of a dilemma...
          
          So you've eaten half digested Pork Rinds.. tell me how that feels going down?

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            Re: Dear Die-ary

            Thu, May 5, 2005 - 3:26 PM

            It feels like used shredded tampons. You know how that feels at least. I know that much.

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              Tue, May 10, 2005 - 12:32 PM

              Thank you for reminding me of Amy.. The Flashbacks.. the Horrors.. when she tied me to the bed and forced them down my throat... well you took the pictures... I heard you laughing... but it couldn't have been near as bad as the time she drugged you with tranquilizers and made you have sex with her.... during her period.. (shudder).. she was the best roommate.. EVER

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                Re: Dear Die-ary

                Tue, May 10, 2005 - 12:42 PM

                Actually, I never told you about the gangbang with her mom and her sister with Cassie. Yeah, Um...remember when you woke up sore that one moring and really didn't understand why your vagina was bruised. Yeah, well, she drugged her tampons. Yeah, I told them not to do that to you...but they insisted...after they raped me, I couldn't do anything to help you.

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                  Re: Dear Die-ary

                  Tue, May 10, 2005 - 2:11 PM

                  I always wondered about that... was it like a ritual or something? because I remember waking up to Pork Rinds being sprinkled all around me, incense and candles burning.. I thought I just passed out pigging out again.. but it was Cassie wasn't it...

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