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topic posted Wed, March 2, 2005 - 8:23 AM by  Oso
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so ,
i live here in the fashionable west end of asheville north carolina and as northcrolina would have it pride reared up anf offered free pork rinds today.
the local grocery,Ingles, well known for indigenous fare, took a hint from the ultra progressive earth fare( a closet whole foods just dying to out itself) and set a large sampling of flavored pork rinds to enjoy.
my favorite was the cinnamon sugar pork rinds. the coarse black pepper rinds were good too. vinegar and salt and b-b-q and lime and salt were there for the party. a five foot tall mountian of flavored rinds next to the fresh meats was the jewel of the store.
Go visit and devour till you're consumed with the shear pleasure of crunchy gluttony.
maybe we can campaign and request the ultimate pork rind
R A N C H !!!!
oh god help me
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Oso
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  • Re: samples

    Wed, March 2, 2005 - 3:55 PM
    Oso.. it will be ok.. breathe... just breathe..

    Pork Rinds have a tendency to do that to a person.. filthy little beasts of delectable pleasure...

    This tribe is to be considered like a wing of the Betty Ford Clinic... we are all here to help you... admittance to your problem is the first step... say it with me... "I Want Some Pork Rinds!" LOL

    Damn I'm hungry now.. LOL
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    Re: samples

    Wed, March 2, 2005 - 8:48 PM
    ok ok how bout this
    we go to the local mexican tienda(tee-n-da) and get some of those big honkin pork rinds or
    pant-pant-pant
    go to where they MAKE those big honkin pork rinds and see if they can shape them into a cone see, ya with me so far?
    then go back to ingles and get that big ass jar of local lubrication a gallon of Dukes , it's gotta be Dukes, Mayonaise and take an ice cream scoop and set a perfect ball of jiggly white love right on top of that pork rind cone and just go ape shit man.
    We could git rich as a senator at the county fair.
    • Re: samples

      Thu, March 3, 2005 - 11:51 AM
      So what you're suggesting is a Pork Rind Type Ice Cream Cone?

      Sounds DELICIOUS!


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        Fri, March 4, 2005 - 7:59 PM
        I haven't had pork rinds in ages. And I'm affraid to try them now. I don't want to have to rely on them to get through the day. I already had to go to rehab to get out of the Pork Rind cycle.

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