Hippie Jokes

topic posted Sun, June 17, 2007 - 3:00 PM by  CULT BAIT
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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  • Re: Hippie Jokes

    Mon, March 3, 2008 - 5:21 PM
    Whats the differance between a rainbow hippy and a joint?

    a joint doesnt make it around the whole gathering

    i know, bad but kinda funny...
    • Re: Hippie Jokes

      Sat, May 3, 2008 - 11:40 PM
      I want to patent my own boardgame for Kiddies
      called "Hungry, Hungry Hippies!"
      Premise is, that it's day 5 of the festival, and our six players each have their henna-tattooed, tyedye cuffed plastic hands, and must scramble for tofu meatballs, whole wheat rolls, psychedelic goo-balls and jawbreakers! Who ever has enough food to stay consious to day 7 wins!
      • Re: Hippie Jokes

        Sat, July 26, 2008 - 9:05 PM
        No kids, it's "what's the difference between a rainbow slut and a joint".. the joint won't make it all the way around the gathering..

        How can you tell you've had hippies at your house?
        -the fridge is full of dumpstered food
        -the dishes are done
        -your dog is pregnant
        -your daughter is gone
  • Re: Hippie Jokes

    Tue, July 29, 2008 - 7:46 PM
    How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. Hippies never change anything.
    • Re: Hippie Jokes

      Mon, July 27, 2009 - 5:20 PM
      You Might Be A Hippie If ...

      There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
      • Why are there no hippies on starship enterprise?
        Because hippies do not have jobs in the future either.

        What do you call a hippy with a haircut?
        The defendant.

        What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

        How many hippies can fit in a vw bus?
        One more and a dog

        what has 35 tattoos, 28 piercings, and 6 teeth?

        hippie walks into a barbershop, walks up to the barber and says, “Are you the guy who cut my hair last time?” and the barber says, “I doubt it. I’ve only been working here ten years!”

  • Re: Hippie Jokes

    Sun, October 11, 2009 - 10:20 PM
    how many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    none hippies cant change shit!!!! bwahahahaha

    whats red and orange and looks good on hippies?

    Fire!!! bwahahahah

    why are there so many hippies in eugene oregon?

    cause theres no work there...

    What did one dead head say to the other after they ran out of pot?

    This music f%$#ing sucks

    thats all i got there pretty good
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      Re: Hippie Jokes

      Thu, July 7, 2011 - 3:23 AM
      What do you call a hippy girl who's just had sex?
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        Re: Hippie Jokes

        Thu, July 7, 2011 - 3:25 AM
        I saw a hippy wearing only one thong so I said, "what happened man did you loose your thong?
        And he said, "No man I found one!"
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          Re: Hippie Jokes

          Thu, July 26, 2012 - 10:46 PM
          I ram my shaft deep inside your ass.

          Tearing you apart, ripping your skin, your delicate membranes, then the muscles and tendons, finally penetrating into the internal organs.

          Your blood comes gushing out.

          Then I explode inside you, a torrent of hot motlen lava cum that burns and scalds your innards, sending you into shock.

          And then you convulse, and die.

          Having slaked my jake inside of you, I am done, you are disposable.

          I cast your spent body aside, and assign your soul to the eternal embrace of Satan.

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