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Don't just stare out of that tube train window! Grab your iPod and
start divining your sex life right now!

NEXT SEX DATE

Know the day of your next date from raw natal data.

Copyright © 2009 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved. www.lulu.com/astrology

SEX

Want to know your next date? There is nothing easier than knowing the
quality1 of your next date2 along with perfect timing. As a matter of
fact, any amateur can determine all the loves in one's life in less
than quarter an hour's time3! Fast calculation of the events ahead can
be done already from raw natal data4 such as downloaded by5 your iPod.
Thus, everyone can approach simple astrological divination right here,
right now6. And the best is that you do not have to be a talent at
all!

EXAMPLE

Divination would typically run as follows. One would provide raw data,
e.g. Mars at 14 Aries, Venus at 18 Pisces, Neptune at 4 Scorpio and
the alike7. Often we do not even need so much as a couple of numbers
in order to determine your next date8 with exactness. The astrologer9
would determine the year and month of the event from raw data, e.g.
“You will marry in October 2011.” It takes minutes or even seconds in
an amateur to determine that10.

LOVES

All the loves in your life happen with good reason along with
excellent timing. People and astrologers are of course not aware of
the clockwork behind love, until disappointment triggers their
interest in marriage calculation11. A love affair is bound to a
specific year, month and even day; that can be easily determined by
memory in seconds. Committing a few numbers12 to memory helps further
investigation into your futurity, even in jogging, walking the street
or while gardening; the data are always with you and you can calculate
whatever you want by heart! The bulk calculation of love affairs takes
some skill, but can in fact be performed by anyone. Typically, one
would need roughly fifteen minutes in order to determine all the love
affairs in one's life by year and quality.

MARRIAGE

Anyone can calculate one's date13 of marriage in minutes14. As it
takes about twenty minutes to be initiated into predictive astrology,
one can start predicting right away. Instruction takes even less than
twenty minutes in a considerably intelligent person. Still, there is
no need for any astrological talent in the process, since all
calculation can be performed by anyone: child, florist or butcher as
well. Just handle one the raw natal data, and the answer comes
immediately. True, sometimes there are alternatives, several
marriages, divorces and so on; but next marriage calculus should take
minutes in an amateur. One of course does not need any astrological
talent to perform such simple calculi as marriage, love and sex.

COMPATIBILITY

In order to establish compatibility, a dynamic effort is made towards
synastry15. The amateur astrologer calculates both charts by memory,
consequently directing them in order to determine the times of the
events. This calculus can be done while talking to the person in
question, such as in a first meeting chart. One needs no iPod or
laptop, since all calculations can be done by heart, right on the
spot. Thus, in the fortunate case that one meets one's own future
marriage partner, one knows the date of the marriage in minutes!

20 MINUTES ASTROLOGY

By 20 Minutes Astrology16, we mean the initiation happening in twenty
minutes. Well, rather a short arithmetic instruction than initiation
proper, which pertains to the secret world of true astrology, but
quite an eye-opening little big instruction in an amateur! In order to
calculate the year of your marriage, one will seldom need more than
minutes.

TRANSPARENCY

Are there any tricks implied? There are of course no tricks, as the
method is too simple to hide any. Basic arithmetic operations are all
you need for the job, and these you already knew to perfection by the
age of five! Any astrologer17 would use precisely the same methods as
you. You can of course cross-examine your methods and results with any
other divination and stay assured that you are in possession of the
best divining method on planet Earth. What makes it best is that it
can be performed anytime and anywhere, where with a simple subtraction
or two you can determine vital issues as concern your contracts,
commitment or karma.

ÆON

The present Æon of Cetus18 II overlaps with the age of Pisces. The
intermediary age between the Age of Aquarius19 and the present
cetacean age is the age of Pegasus. Pegasus is a zodiacal
constellation, that more often appears as ascendant in the eastern
sky. It is not rare to have Pegasus ascending, but Venus rising in
Pegasus at east is a rare omen, indeed; even in announcing a new era.
The astrologer of the Æon is typically a rich eternal being such as
the one presently having infinite sexual pleasures with his ideal
partner at Seychelles. That is, an astrologer is a magus, an adept of
intense humor, gravity and determination.

NECROMANCER

Know the day of your death from raw natal data. The necromancer can
peruse reverse directions along with standard methods in resurrection
and death divination. Reincarnation is normally calculated for one's
own being first20. Death calculation resembles marriage calculus or
rather divorce direction, along with special considerations as concern
karmic debts, positive or negative intervening forces21 and
initiation. Thus, a giant comet like Wild can take one's soul towards
paradises even swifter that Jupiter would22, which it historically
dwarfs by several times. The graveyard astrologer will come into
possession of precious directions as concern the timing of death. It
takes seconds in a self-trained necromancer in order to determine the
date and cause of death in anyone. An astrologer already knows the day
of your death from the raw natal data. Death is of course nothing
alike popular fancy, especially in an initiate. Let it be noted and
stressed that death calculus is much more demanding than any marriage
calculus and must be performed by an initiate in possession of an
astral license from his own initiator, an inorganic being. As a rule,
the astrologer is initiated by a specific inorganic being, even
guardian angel star.

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1Is he rude? Is she reliable? Shall we have a start?

2Well, not just the next date, as our little 20 Minutes Astrology
initiation (instruction) will take you may happy dates ahead!

3On second thought, allow for a hour in an absolute beginner, as there
is quite some consideration to do. Note that no computers or
ephemerides are used, since all the calculations happen by heart.
Allow for pen and pencil in the case of all the loves in your life,
but no pocket calculator is needed at all!

4There is no need for chart wheels, as in order to calculate all the
loves ahead of one in time and those that lie behind us, we need some
raw data only.

5We take that iPets already possess some human (or alien!) traits, as
magick enlivens the so-called dead matter. See also Personal Cosmic
Secretary.

6So don't just stare out of that tube train window! Grab your iPod and
start divining your sex life right now!

7For the first approximation, even so-called tropical data will do. In
fact, you will often have to initially suffer some “tropical
astrology”, in order to provide a general atmosphere for later
calculus. Eris, Pluto, the Moon and Venus will often require nice
adjustment. Be careful not to miss the calculus by several years due
to an “extreme” planetary latitude. Such an occasion happens often, so
caveat.

8Or, your next marriage. The calculus is more or less the same.

9An amateur, but the same method will be used by the pro.

10“You will marry at 05:46 pm, October 23rd 2011 in Cairo.” requires a
trained astrologer. Such predictions typically happen five years ahead
of the event. The bride is often enthusiastic, as she in fact
eventually plans the event according to the timing as given! Note that
we are still in the field of natal astrology. Event astrology is quite
another field, that would require folio volumes in an expert analysis.

11See also Marriage Rendering Tools.

12Your natal data are your lucky numbers! Know them well!

13By date, we initially mean the year and month of the event. Later
refinements as to the day, hour and minute of marriage pertain to
advanced amateurs, but are still possible in anyone absolutely lacking
any astrological talent.

1420 Minutes Astrology.

15The relationship chart is the midpoint in time and space between two
or more natal charts. This chart is directed in order to immediately
obtain the good and bad times in an eventual relationship. First of
all, the astrologer is curious as to the reason an encounter. Thus,
four charts are calculated by memory, namely the first meeting chart
is directed, along with the relationship chart. The results should
coincide at least to the month of the future event. Due to
uncertainties in a quick calculus by memory, we can be nevertheless
sure of the year of the event ahead. Later on, sophisticated
directions can be applied from a choice of over 300 directions. The
secondary angular direction will be used in the case of comets, dwarf
planets and centaurs of interest. Further corrections will be made by
perusing the ascendant ephemeris, secondary angular direction and
dwarf planets of interest. The Moon has a special importance,
especially when in Auriga, Corvus or Sextans.

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17True astrologers were rare in the course of time, if we had any, as
there were perhaps three of them since Brahma; but marriage
calculation in fact needs no astrological knowledge at all; well, some
little introductory basics perhaps, nothing much like an elaborate
instruction.

18A host of publications have been dedicated to the Age of Cetus,
namely Cetus is the actual zodiacal station of the Sun at spring
equinox.

19Upcoming in roughly 640 years.

20As calculus often extends over a large period, astronomic methods
are recommended after a rough estimation by memory. This precise
calculus requires an astrologer, or at least some astronomic skill.

21Devils or angels can come to take your soul away.

22By Jupiter, we of course mean the emissary, or emissaries of the
specific spirit of Jupiter at hand.