"There is never anything safe about sex. There never will be." - Norman Mailer (1923-2007)
"A really hard laugh is like sex—one of the ultimate diversions of existence." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." - Geoff Spear
"A really hard laugh is like sex—one of the ultimate diversions of existence." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." - Geoff Spear
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Re: Sex
Sun, February 17, 2008 - 4:28 PM"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression." - Faye Wattleton
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." - Lewis Grizzard
"I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading." - Author Unknown -
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Sun, February 17, 2008 - 10:26 PMRemind me of the birth control sign that says
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 10:41 AM"Sex is emotion in motion." -- Mae West
"I had the feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from man's and for which man's language was inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented." ~ Anais Nin
"sex kills" ~ Joni Mitchell
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 1:25 PM"Almighty God created sexual desire in ten parts; then he gave nine parts to women and one to men." --Ali ibn Abu Taleb, husband of Muhammad's (Peace Be Upon Him) daughter Fatima
"Sex relieves tension. Love causes it." - Woody Allen
"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals." ~ Don Schrader -
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 7:34 AM>"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals." ~ Don Schrader
That's great! Thank you for sharing. Thanks to everyone, really. Very much enjoying this and so many of the other threads in this tribe. :) -
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 3:44 PMPoor Devil! He was so tired of being harried by the endless zeroes,
he created sompin dangly to divert their attention.
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 3:49 PMYou're welcome, SistaWeotch. I'm glad you're enjoying this tribe. I love this tribe also! :-)
Okay, here are a few more:
"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats." ~ Elton John
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa." ~ Dorothy Parker
"I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them." ~ Jay McInerney -
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 6:43 PM"I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. "Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance!" just doesn't cut it…."
Robert Anton Wilson from DragonCon, 2000
* Actually, there is no such thing as a homosexual person, any more than there is such a thing as a heterosexual person. The words are adjectives describing sexual acts, not people. The sexual acts are entirely normal; if they were not, no one would perform them.
* The reason no one has yet been able to come up with a good word to describe the homosexualist (sometimes known as gay, fag, queer, etc.) is because he does not exist. The human race is divided into male and female. Many human beings enjoy sexual relations with their own sex, many don't; many respond to both. This plurality is the fact of our nature and not worth fretting about.
Gore Vidal from "Sex Is Politics" (1979)
* I suspect that one of the reasons we create fiction is to make sex exciting.
Gore Vidal (1987)
Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 8:18 PM>>>>"I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. "Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance!" just doesn't cut it…." - Robert Anton Wilson from DragonCon, 2000<<<<
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a classic line if I ever heard one! (...still laughing)
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Wed, February 20, 2008 - 12:12 AM"Heterosexuality is not normal; it's just common." ~ Dorothy Parker
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing." ~ Woody Allen
"I go out for a quart of milk. I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!" - Estelle Harris
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Thu, February 21, 2008 - 3:50 AM"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did." ~ James Baldwin (1924-1987)
"My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share." - Rita Mae Brown
"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." ~ Billy Joel
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Sat, March 22, 2008 - 1:24 PM“The relations in sexual life should be the outcome - Not the purpose of, but the outcome of the answering of soul to soul in their associations and relations. And the act, or the associations in this nature, should be the result.” - Edgar Cayce (1877-1945)
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Sat, April 5, 2008 - 12:44 PM"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." ~ Matt Groening [The Simpsons] -
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Sat, April 5, 2008 - 1:39 PM>>>>"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." ~ Matt Groening [The Simpsons]<<<<
That's hysterical! I love it!
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Sat, April 5, 2008 - 1:45 PM"The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex." ~ Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer
