Are you and Eminem really "just friends"?
*yep, friends with benefits. he let's me eat all of the green eminems.

Is it true that you turned down an offer from Playboy?
*um... no. they turned down an offer from me.
i couldn't afford to pay them the sum that they were asking for a subscription.

What's your next project?
*projectile vomit. ask melody, she's got the blueprints.

Is there any truth to the rumor that you're gay?
*hmm, i'm curious myself...

What are you wearing to the Grammys this year?
*if i'm home to watch them, probably pajama bottoms and a tank top. er, i mean a hot, black, sexy, silk teddy with my rhinestoned, fluffy, heeled slippers.

In your opinion, who is more likely to win in a fist fight: Ralph Lauren or Donatella Versace?
*do nail scratches count?
then donna, definitely... ralph's wrist are too limp to form a fist.


What do you have to say about that incident in Cannes?
*no comment.

and lastly, will you ever do another appearance in Vegas, after that gigantic fiasco last year?
*fiasco?! that was the best burleseque bubble bath show me and girls have ever performed. i'd show you photos, but i beleive they are confidential.
although everything has a price, right?