Who the heck is Desmond? Shoot him now, I'm bored.

Jack is a retard. Stand over in the corner please so I can bring you dind-din, k?. Never mind we have people bigger stronger and with weapons who could make you.

Charlie? I guess Charlie should have watched the show last season because he's acting like he doesn't remember any of it. Gee Locke, where ya been? Oh yeah I ditched everyone to save my ass before the hatch blew but I'm not even curious what happened.

Sayid. I guess I missed the episode where he went deaf. Because he couldn't hear the gunshot on the boat or the engine that was loud enough to drown out the gunshot. Must have gone deaf from the same blow that knocked him stupid trying to set up that ridiculous ambush on the beach.

Sawyer? He's not even curious why Kate went so docile? Oh well she was in a skimpy dress and he is ruled by his glands.

Flashbacks. Are they even relevant to anything anymore? They used to have a point rather than fill up time.

Others. "We aren't the real enemy" Yeah, but you'll do. They probably are keeping their existence a secret from somebody. Probably the people that detected the electro-magnetic boom in the arctic last season.

Henry Gale. I wonder if this name was picked at random. The "real" Henry Gale travelled by balloon to get to the island. Henry Gale was also the name of Dorothy's uncle in the Oz books. And a balloon being the method the Wizard used to return to Kansas. It's a rather vague and obscure reference but I wonder if it was intentional.

I hope the writers realize that dragged out answers leave viewers simply not caring anymore. Maybe they'll get their act together during the huge hiatus.

On the plus side Battlestar Gallactica still kicks ass and hasn't disappointed yet. So there is at least one intense drama I can look forward to a week. Maybe they could hire their writers.