i've got answers for everything.
Utilize this annoying ability, please.
i have solutions for every problem, large, small, insignificant and important.
You might not like them or heed them but all the solutions are available, and free for the taking.

i am an advice column, a clairvoyant, a counciler and a set of encyclopedias all in one.

i am not reponsible if any of my suggestions makes you crazy or seem so and other such disclaimers AS YOUR OWN ACTIONS ARE YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY. But in the light of free exchange of ideas i offer at least one solution to every problem.

Don't try to tease me i have already tackled the biggies and would be happy to do so again (ie: world hunger, the American dictatormocracy, war famine, solutions for it all except for what the heack to do with all of these solutions.

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