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Q & A

topic posted Wed, November 22, 2006 - 9:13 AM by 
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Ask Qat — g'head, ask me anything.

*ANYTHING*?

anything. wtf.


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  • Re: Q & A

    Wed, November 22, 2006 - 10:46 AM
    When was the last time you had earth-shaking, mind-blowing multi-orgasmic sex? It may or may not have lasted more than 15 minutes.
    • Re: Q & A

      Wed, November 22, 2006 - 10:47 AM
      Qualify that Johny. Alone, or with someone else?
      • Re: Q & A

        Wed, November 22, 2006 - 10:53 AM
        Good point, Vicious, but who am I to define that term for anyone else? Alone, with a partner, with multiple partners, whatever.
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          Wed, November 22, 2006 - 11:31 AM
          A: WITH a partner (multiple, mind-blowing, > 15 mins) was just over 2 weeks ago.
          Just before *she* came back from 6-weeks away. There were many 'sessions' like that, but the last two — lemme just say that the 3 dogs were howling and barking right along with us. And, remember, I was the only one able to hear all of this. Good thing his house is way out in the woods or I bet someone woulda called the cops.

          WITHOUT a partner, it was just less than 2 weeks ago. Something about the number 18 rings a bell....

          I've been under the weather for the past week. And no more partner.... :-(
  • Re: Q & A

    Wed, November 22, 2006 - 10:49 AM
    What are you going to stuff your turkey with?
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      Wed, November 22, 2006 - 11:35 AM
      A: My sister will be stuffing the turkey. (HAHAHAHA... "I might get lucky tonight and get to 'stuff the turkey', yo")

      With stuffing. No giblets. yick.
  • Re: Q & A

    Wed, November 22, 2006 - 11:00 AM
    you have such divine taste in hats. so my question is: how do you decide on what hat to wear that day?
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      Wed, November 22, 2006 - 11:40 AM
      Why, thank you Chum!

      The lovely and talented AXJ designed this one for me. It's just so divine, I may never change it!
      I believe it was Flossy that suggested a Jackie-O pink pill-box hat. But I can't decide if it should be
      blood-splattered or pre-gunshots.

      Suggestions?
      • Re: Q & A

        Wed, November 22, 2006 - 1:24 PM
        What is the most deviant thing that you have a desire to try out? Maybe only once.
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          Sun, November 26, 2006 - 10:54 AM
          >> What is the most deviant thing that you have a desire to try out? Maybe only once. <<

          Pulling off the biggest bank heist in history and successfully escaping to the tropics where I'd live a 'garden of eden' life.
          I'd bring all my bestest friends with me too. And *you* will have your very own studio.

          But only ONCE!

          (that's deviant, isn't it?)
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    Re: Q & A

    Wed, November 22, 2006 - 1:25 PM
    What kind of fuel does the Qat run on?
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      Wed, November 22, 2006 - 4:59 PM
      I'm sort of a grazing, scavenging, gatherer of whatever's around... a Qat Chow Mix of protein shakes, fruit, coffee, Diet Coke, Snickers Ice Cream Bars, vitamins, cheese & crackers, Sesame Blue Chips, a good sammich, pasta, peanut butter, English Muffins, etc.

      And breakfast sammiches (bacon, egg and cheddar on a Portuguese sweet roll)
      • Re: Q & A

        Wed, November 22, 2006 - 5:49 PM
        Mmmm Sesame Blue chips. I'll be sure to pick up an extra bag for you on my excursion to Trader Joe's tonight, m'dear.
  • Re: Q & A

    Wed, November 22, 2006 - 3:22 PM
    Why do fools fall in love?
    How deep is your love?
    Have you ever seen the rain?
    Who'll stop the rain?
    Do you believe in magic?
    Do ya think I'm sexy?
    Did you ever have to make up your mind?
    Do you really want to hurt me?
    Should I stay or should I go?
    • Re: Q & A

      Wed, November 22, 2006 - 4:52 PM
      - Because sane people would be foolish to fall in love
      - For some, it runs very deep. Like still waters.
      - Rain in the brain and on the plane and on the plain... haven't been to Spain
      - It'll stop when it's done
      - Oh my, yes
      - Haven't met ya, but I bet ya are — yer awfully pretty!
      - I said yes to one and let the other one slide
      - If it's your pleasure, I can probably do that.
      - Eeny, meeny, miney, mo — that is not for me to know
      • Re: Q & A

        Wed, November 22, 2006 - 6:00 PM
        >> Rain in the brain and on the plane and on the plain... haven't been to Spain

        This reminds me of another fun lyric:

        Too late or soon to make noise about love, and there's no time for sorrow
        Run around in the rain with a hole in the brain till tomorrowwwwww
        ~ They Might Be Giants, "Letterbox"

        >> Haven't met ya, but I bet ya are — yer awfully pretty!

        Aw shucks... thankya, ma'am. *blushes and kicks at the floor*

        >> If it's your pleasure, I can probably do that.

        mmmrrowr!
    • Re: Q & A

      Wed, November 22, 2006 - 4:57 PM

      Q> Is it true that one of your OTHER personalites is a tight-leather-wearing, thigh-high
      boot-wearing <<<whipcracking>>> DOMINATRIX?

      Q> Do u really have a dancing POLE installed in your bedroom?

      Q> Do u have mirrors installed on the ceiling of your bedroom?

      Q> If any/all of the above is true, meet me at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas the weekend of December 8-11th! :)(:
      • Re: Q & A

        Sun, November 26, 2006 - 10:49 AM
        >> Q> Is it true that one of your OTHER personalites is a tight-leather-wearing, thigh-high
        boot-wearing <<<whipcracking>>> DOMINATRIX? <<

        - Wow! Maybe! That could be fun.

        - Pole(s) are in the basement.

        - No mirrors on ceiling.

        - What's the gig that weekend?
  • Re: Q & A

    Sat, November 25, 2006 - 3:25 PM
    is it true you are on Connecticut? How's the weather out there?
    • Re: Q & A

      Sun, November 26, 2006 - 10:42 AM
      It is the naked truth. I am a Connecticutician. Or something...

      Great state, especially along the coastline.
      Let's seeee, today it's a tad chilly, 52º, but we have bright sunshine.
      Most of the leaves are off the trees by now.... winter is on it's way.

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