....That Jebediah lifted up Rebecca's gingham and laid her down on the soft bed of a cauliflower patch, going in unto her, and that the power of their mighty loving heaved up mountains and split the oceans apart, and generally made a racket of things.
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 12:46 AMVibrators: Is there an official position on them? Some sects now allow the use of electrical devices, as long as the power lines do not enter the home, and they are not disrupting to the community. Would battery power be acceptable? Or merely a sneaky loophole? What of disruption to the order of things?
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 12:55 AMwell, i guess they could always just put their cellphones on vibrate... -
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 3:06 AMNah, an Amish vibrator is two flies in an empty Coke bottle. Bzzt bzzzt! -
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 9:34 AMbwahh!
for a little turbo action, they could catch a couple of wasps! -
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 11:44 AMA handful of Junebugs, baby!!! -
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 12:23 PMThere are Centipedes in My Vagina and I'm Not Afraid to Use Them
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 3:12 PM"My other car is a vagina filled with cetipedes."
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Sun, February 19, 2006 - 2:09 AMFuck! I must have been really fuckin' drunk 'cause I sure don't remember *any* of that. Though I'm sure there was some serious heaving involved the next day. -
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Thu, February 23, 2006 - 2:43 AMThink I may have found an acceptable (non-electrical) answer to the Amish sex toy question...
kasley.com/stuff/Mind_B..._Position.mp3
I've priced this out at $1,399.00 USD (not including shipping and handling) via the Lehman's catalog. Ladies, you'll have to let us know how this compares to Good Vibrations price/performance-wise.
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Thu, February 23, 2006 - 12:27 PMAre you refering to the wooden flute?
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Sun, March 12, 2006 - 12:47 PMI guess it was a different Rebecca. I was qoting the Amish Sutra.
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