Field notes from Operative " " -deleted from pirate scrolls-
with permission to post from Lt General " " -deleted from pirate scrolls-
top secret mission has been a success
eagle falcon back in nest, repeat, eagle falcon back in nest
abort further attempts at rescue, repeat, abort further attempts
disregard all previous messages
discontinue future correspondence, in all forms
the files are now sealed, locked and sunken
the terms and details of the rescue are hereby included as final outline of the successful mission.
medals will be given to those who proudly served and escaped without harm
job well done mates
appropriate punishments will be delevd out to those who aided the enemy
encoded dee0sahhh iz ah hoor

Operation Rescue Aju was launched today and was a SUCCESS!!!!
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The details in this (deleted) are currently classified and for YOUR EYES ONLY.
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08:00 hours this morning (deleted due to the top secretness of the part about what was not happening at the place this specific operative was at, for which said operative could be busted for)
09:00 hours I began (deleted for yet another act of treason with regard to this operatives locale) ...and discovered the ransom information... (deleted)...
10:00 hours I (deleted to cover the trail of operation rescue aju) ...we must get Aju back. (deleted to protect those who served)
10:30 hours I began (deleted). (deleted) to hatch several plans to rescue Aju. One plan included pot pies poisened with wasabi or salt. k-lee suggested (oops, i mean operative yadayada) turkey poop pies.
12:00 hours we discovered that we had (deleted to protect tose who boldly went forth and safely returned) ... The Operative was (deleted) ...information on Aju's whereabouts.
13:00 hours it was confirmed that Aju (deleted).
13:05 hours (deleted) ...a second operative ...
13:30 hours I made contact (deleted)... Aju's whereabouts.
14:00 hours second operative (deleted) ... mission.
14:30 hours (deleted) Aju (deleted) ... a safe location.
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The field operatives names have been obmitted to protect their identity.
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Enemy interlopers, spies and traitors will suffer consequences of turning on their bitches in the name of D&D
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Diosa is a whore
Glenn is a fitlhy whore

Thank you all for your service. Next time it may be YOU who is called upon to serve our great Troupein honor of our fearless pimped out leader, his Highness Aju!

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PIRATES ROCK!!!!!!!!!
**********TOP SECRET**************Operation Rescue Aju was launched today and was a SUCCESS!!!!

Had you taken him out pirating with you as you claimed you were going to do he wouldnt have been left vunerble for rescue. Guss this just shows youre all talk and no follow through................