I think some people may be under the impression that Camp CAMP is not a friendly camp.
We are a friendly camp. You may not know this, but in some trailer parks, "Git off mah land!"
followed by a blast from a 12 guage is considered foreplay. So come on over and let our lovely and talented makeup/makeover artists (they used to work at Galmour Shots down at the mall, so you know they are good) turn you into the rosey cheeked trailer park tramp that you always wanted to be. They can fix up the ladies, too. So let them make you up, dress you up and I will shoot
you up. That didn't sound right, did it? I mean I will take your portrait in front of our trailer.
(And please don't think we are uppity because we have imitation brick underpinning.) I will post your portrait on my photo site and you can download and print it when you get home. Makes a great Mothers' Day gift. And speaking of gifts, for the first time ever at any burn anywhere, we will have a gifting hole in our trailer. Well, actually, Zsu Zsu had a gifing hole in her trailer on the Playa, but
it was only for leaving her a gift. You actually get a gift at our gifting hole. Walk up to the trailer and put your hand in the gifting hole and an unseen entity on the other side of the wall will place a fabulous gift in your hand. Or your hand might get chomped on by a live racoon. Whatever, we intend to put the excitement back into the gifting process.

Now take your gift and "Git off mah land!"

Gizmo