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Andy Kaufman Memorial Wrestling Room
Coming To The Bunnyranch Brothel

America's favorite Pimpmaster General and cathouse visionary, Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunnyranch, Nevada's premiere legal brothel, is creating the Andy Kaufman Memorial Wrestling Room in honor of the late comic, who regularly paid to wrestle hookers at the famed venue.

Torn between two brothels, Hof recalls how Kaufman would divide his time between the now defunct Mustang Ranch and the Moonlite Bunnyranch -- located on the outskirts of Carson City, Nevada - paying top dollar to wrestle the hookers.

"He'd pay to watch the girls wrestle each other on Friday night, then wrestle the winners on Saturday night," says Bunnymeister Hof. "And he'd always come out on top."

Hookers aside, Hof speculates that the hoards of unsuspecting females whom Kaufman wrestled with on tv were unaware that he was secretly getting off to it and that paying to wrestle girls at the Bunnyranch simply confirmed that his fixation was sexually motivated.

"It was probably another one of Andy's secret little jokes," states Hof, pointing out that wrestling, for some people, produces an adrenaline rush that creates an even more intense orgasm. "It was a one-of-a-kind mind fuck. No penetration necessary."

With a January 17 completion date (which would have been Andy's 51st birthday), the Andy Kaufman Memorial Wrestling Room will be authentic all the way down to the mat, complete with ring, ropes, autographed posters of the enigmatic comic and the R.E.M. soundtrack from Man On The Moon.

Hof is also planning an annual charitable wrestling event in honor of Kaufman hosted hopefully by another Bunnyranch regular, Jesse "The Body" Ventura who has his own suite at the brothel complete with feather boa and Navy seal memorabilia.

How would Kaufman react to all this?

"He'd like it," says Hof. "He was always wrestling with his identity."

Regardless of Kaufman's sexual bent, one thing's for sure, adds the Bunnymeister, "In the phony, hyped up world of professional wrestling, Andy didn't fake it."

To get pinned at the Bunnyranch, call l-888-BUNNYRANCH.
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eddy
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