Any woman, that lives on cigarets and wine! is ok in my book!

Paris is good but Nicky is better

Paris and Ann have similar long skinny (too skinny) bodies.

I dunno man, I saw the Paris pr0n video. She looked like she'd be about as much fun to fuck as a passed out sorrority sister. She'd be more interested in whether or not she looks particularly cute in such and such a position, rather than actually getting into the boinkage. Fucking narcissists; bleh.

Miz Coulter, on the other hand, strikes me as a biting, dirty talking, screeching, thrashing, facial spooge-loving, filthy maniac. Either that, or she'd just lie there and say, "what are you DOING?" Either way, she'd be more fun to talk to before and afterwords, and would be a much more respectable belt notch than that walking, grinning nightclub tomato.

Oh yeah, and while she and fat boy certainly appeal to the approximate same demographic segments of their respective political affiliations, it is telling that Miz Coulter has a doctorate and a serious prior career other than clowning around for the amen choir, wheras fat boy has never held down a job for longer than a few weeks in his entire life. Which pretty much explains what is wrong with the left in america today.

My $0.02.

-Lupo