Primo Crotching

topic posted Thu, June 4, 2009 - 2:43 PM by  Poisoned
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At :37 she gives the loveliest crotching of an audience I've ever seen.

www.youtube.com/watch

~*Spoonie*~
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Poisoned
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  • Re: Primo Crotching

    Thu, June 4, 2009 - 4:10 PM
    WTF???? And again @ 2:16. I don't get this one at all (and who would wear that bra/belt set to a ren faire?). Is this what you've been doing in your spare time Spoon, looking up bad dance vids to torture us?
    • Re: Primo Crotching

      Sun, June 7, 2009 - 7:01 PM
      Spare time?! I have spare time?! I try to parcel out my minutes of spare time each day in a constructive way. Like traumatizing the bejeezus out of you fine folks. ;-)

      ~*SpoonTime*~
  • Re: Primo Crotching

    Thu, June 4, 2009 - 5:20 PM
    And y'know, the worst thing is, if she were wearing an appropriate costume, didn't shake her boobs so much and didn't crotch the audience, she's actually pretty good!
    • Re: Primo Crotching

      Thu, June 4, 2009 - 8:55 PM
      Did anyone notice that around 2:30, the videographer's attention was turned to a woman in the audience.... with painted boobies and no top on? LOL!!! Somehow, I don't think this was a Ren Faire. Freak Faire, maybe.
      • Re: Primo Crotching

        Fri, June 5, 2009 - 10:37 PM
        Bwahahaha....I couldn't watch it for that long...not sure I wanna see the painted boobies!!!
        • Re: Primo Crotching

          Fri, June 5, 2009 - 11:32 PM
          Open a window with it. Press pause. Let it buffer...quietly. Then just press play and drag the little status indicator thingy and you'll see the elapsed time. I had to rewind it to make sure what I thought I saw is what I actually saw.
          • Re: Primo Crotching

            Fri, June 5, 2009 - 11:48 PM
            Do I have to? :-(

            *giggle*...I've actually seen some amazing body paint done on full nudes and thought it was completely tasteful and sublime...but at somewhere like that, I'm just not so sure....:-s
            • Re: Primo Crotching

              Fri, June 5, 2009 - 11:59 PM
              Awwww...come on! We're all here to giggle, aren't we?

              :o)
              • Re: Primo Crotching

                Sat, June 6, 2009 - 12:18 AM
                Ye, I broke down and watched the whole thing...and yes, it does look like she's only wearing boob paint...*shakes head*...takes all kinds, I guess...*shrugs*
                • Re: Primo Crotching

                  Sat, June 6, 2009 - 3:08 AM
                  It's Oregon Country Fair!!! In my back yard basically. What you see there is very mild! It's way crazy cool!
                  ... just remember, most of them are stoned. The dancer looks that way as well.
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                    Re: Primo Crotching

                    Sun, June 7, 2009 - 9:53 PM
                    Ye, you should see some of the festivals in Oz...very mild compared to what you'd see there...just never decide to go streaking across a cricket field or you may get nadded by an irate player with a cricket bat...(funniest thing I've ever seen)!!!
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                    Re: Primo Crotching

                    Mon, June 8, 2009 - 1:33 PM
                    I'm with Jade, I'm betting she was stoned. Her eyes looked awwwfulllly squinty for a sober person, and she had the biggest cheesecake grin the whole time...someone's had a little smoky smoky...
  • Re: Primo Crotching

    Mon, June 8, 2009 - 11:27 AM
    oh no, that's not a Ren faire...


    thats Oregon Country Fair. Its the biggest hippyfest that I've ever been to.

    there are even pipes growing in trees... *looks round innocently*

    It falls on my bday weekend every year, but I havent gone in a while.

    It turned too mainstream for me.

    There are lots of nekid people. LOTS...

    And that drum circle. NEVER stops. for a week...
    • Re: Primo Crotching

      Tue, June 9, 2009 - 9:51 AM
      I'm sold. So when we goin?
      • Re: Primo Crotching

        Tue, June 9, 2009 - 10:30 AM
        hahahaha...Are you gonna be one of the ones running around nekkid with nothing but body paint, Spoony?
        • Re: Primo Crotching

          Tue, June 9, 2009 - 6:31 PM
          <charges camera>
          • Re: Primo Crotching

            Thu, June 11, 2009 - 7:33 AM
            I take a break and this is what I come back to....
            I like the fact that miss flexible put down a few blankets for her floor work but still managed to end up twat in the dirt right between the blankets.

            I'm down for going. I'll wear body pain if Spoon will!
            • Re: Primo Crotching

              Thu, June 11, 2009 - 7:31 PM
              Hahaha! This is because we have photographic proof that I've done topless body painting shenanigans, isn't it? :-P Not this year, darlings. ;-)

              Missy, I love the crotch in the dirt too. That was just fantabulous. I bet it was many a shower before the girly bits were clean again.

              ~*Spoonie*~
              • Re: Primo Crotching

                Thu, June 11, 2009 - 9:17 PM
                That was one of the first things I thought too (and I think tribe ate my post about it). That is so unsanitary and far worse than a week at the beach without a break...

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