Ladies,

You should know that your sword routine on the stairs makes you look like belly dance ninjas who have been hired as a security force rather than the entertainment. Thumbs up to you on that. However, do any of you ladies actually dance? I can't tell because every one has a damn prop to work around. Where's the dancing? I only see repetitive spinning and some half-ass cane moves. And are hip scarves badges of honor? Can only fearless ninja belly dancers wear them? Does a hip scarf denote tribal leadership? I wanna know because your "Saidi" number only has one hip scarf and three ladies. Looks tacky, I think. C'mon, you two other ladies can get hip scarves from eBay for like 15 bucks. Don't be so stingy!