what happens if...

topic posted Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:03 AM by  aunt bea ne...
you hang upside down until all the blood rushes to your head? tell 'chelle. sey 'get me down from here' 'chelle.
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aunt  bea needs to get back to exercisin
Kansas
  • Re: what happens if...

    Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:52 AM
    you mean all the blood in the whole wide world?? well, i thinka lotta very anemic people would be so mad they'd burst a blood vessel, if they had any blood left !! seriously, tho, the sweet little missy in the starched white nurse's uniform, the one that accents her heaving chest, would stop by from the red cross to stick a spout in me mouth, turn it to maximum flow, and fill up all the bottles and jars of bloooood she could find. then, when i had no more to give her, she would daintily wipe my lips, insert a straw from a glass of orange juice between my teeth, and a little sugar cookie on my tongue...
  • Re: what happens if...

    Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:08 PM
    Quack...Chelle!

    With a good wind I can soar upside down? Does that count?
    • Re: what happens if...

      Mon, May 5, 2008 - 3:00 PM
      Hi, 'Chelle! :o) Welcome!

      Well, if you don't wear a bra, yer boobs (not 'Chelle's - she's just a pup) can end up on yer chin! It's the only reason I need not to do downward-facing dog nekkid! ;o) No, now that I think about it, it's really *NOT* the only reason not to do that . . . I guess my sweetie wouldn't mind so much, though.

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