asleep or awake?

topic posted Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:16 PM by  aunt bea ne...
tell lorenzo. sey 'snooze button' lorenzo!
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aunt  bea needs to get back to exercisin
Kansas
  • Re: asleep or awake?

    Sun, May 4, 2008 - 9:56 PM
    snoozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze button lorenzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZo .. sorry, auntie bea, i fells azleep on me zzzzzzzzzzzeee
    • Re: asleep or awake?

      Sun, May 4, 2008 - 11:22 PM
      snooze button
      snooze button
      reset alarm for later time
      snooze button
      snooze button




      Hi lorenzo


      drag ass out of bed
      brush teeth
      drag damp washcloth over nether regions
      feed critters
      hop in car
      drive down road
      • Re: asleep or awake?

        Mon, May 5, 2008 - 4:07 AM
        I may seem like I am here, but really, my brain stays in bed while my body just does things out of unhappy habit...Like get out of bed.
        • Re: asleep or awake?

          Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:25 AM
          I'm more ov a waking dream sort.
          • Re: asleep or awake?

            Mon, May 5, 2008 - 8:21 AM
            I loves both and alternate frequently between the two!
            • Re: asleep or awake?

              Mon, May 5, 2008 - 8:38 AM
              There is a world A and a world B.
              one of which is what we normally think of as our waking state and one is our sleeping state.

              In each one we are present and believe it to be real.

              But we commonly believe one to be real and the other to be not real.
              Did you ever notice that it is always when you are in world A, that you believe it to be real?

              Ask yourself what do you believe when you are in world B. . .
              • Re: asleep or awake?

                Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:03 AM
                Hey Loreno!

                I never use the snooze button. In fact my alarm rarely goes off. I wake up to lights on a timer.
                • Re: asleep or awake?

                  Mon, May 5, 2008 - 12:22 PM
                  Hiya Lorenzo! I have to hit the snooze button three times before I wake up enough to get out of bed. That is if it's not Saturday and the kids aren't up fighting already!
      • Re: asleep or awake?

        Mon, May 5, 2008 - 12:42 PM
        Ditto what Jesus says, but I take a full on shower......

        Hi lorenzo!
        • Re: asleep or awake?

          Mon, May 5, 2008 - 3:10 PM
          Hey there, Lorenzo! :o) Snooze me, baby! I get very cranky if I can't snooze, and have to hop right out of bed - for work, that is. I *hate* getting up for work! Something fun? Assuming I don't have a hangover or something, I'll shove the kitty over, tear off the covers, and *leap* out of bed. Granted, I will have shot my wad, energetically, and will want to go BACK to bed then, but, whatever. ;o)
  • Re: asleep or awake?

    Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:12 PM
    Quack...snooze button? I have this rooster next to me I would like to bonk in the morning!!1


    quack..lorenzo
    • Re: asleep or awake?

      Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:27 PM
      that alarm culd go off all day an i wuld keep asleepin if i wantud to but fur sum reeson the foodslaves get up all a grumbly but once they ar up i get up too an mak em gimme an minnie breakfust. if it iz the weekend an they try to lay ther asleepin very long i clime up on the bed an jump aroun an giv kisses until they get up an gimme foooood!

      hi lorenzo got anee dog treetz?

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