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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 1:24 PMLOL (((((((((((((((((((((((LORENZO)))))))))))))))))))))))) -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 1:34 PMthey all laughed when he sat down to play, and he did too!!! hee hee haa haa hou hou. . . -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 1:53 PMLOL,,well ask a question Lorenzo..LOL Our Aunty Bea has some of the bestest advice....:) Not to mention everyone in here..Tis the best place really to ask a question..Even about Zombies.......Just dont scare our Jeff...:) -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 1:57 PMi don't have any questions about zombies. . . ( sigh ) -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 1:59 PMYour not a zombie are you? We really do not have one in Mayberry and I guess a token zombie wouldnt hurt. I am fairly certain we have a token troll on the outskirts of town that the kids play with..:) -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 2:05 PMtrolls get a bad rap. . .they were sent out there by the villagers to maintain the bridge and collect fees for the maintenance of the river crossings. . .but people refused to pay and it got out of control. . .
the monies collected at the bridge also go to pay for the toll collector and his or her family. they have to eat, you know. .
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 2:26 PMIt was only our out of town tourists really...No one important to Mayberry got eaten.....That is, there have been no MIA reportts and Barney always takes food to them... -
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Pay the Toll . . . or Feed the Troll!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 2:30 PMthe trolls only eat the stingy ones! -
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Re: Pay the Toll . . . or Feed the Troll!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 2:36 PMLorenzo-sexy name by the way-you dont have any questions? What about herbs, what grows best in AZ, yes I looked at your profile-or you may already know that.. Why to bee's buzz? Lot of questions, think on it and get back to us. We have answers-right or wrong and sometimes we get off track. Or start a story, those are always fun....nice to meet you!
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Re: Pay the Toll . . . or Feed the Troll!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:21 PMlet me know if you come up with any. in the meantime, i will give you some free advice!
never ever piss off a secretary (administrative assistant) or a janitor (maintenance engineer) they actually run the world and you will live to regret it. i promise!!! -
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Re: Pay the Toll . . . or Feed the Troll!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:22 PMdont spit in the wind......
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Re: Pay the Toll . . . or Feed the Troll!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:58 PMLove it, Aunt Bea. Yeah, I'm one of those administrative assistants. Get that everyone? (Warning) Don't piss me off. :-) -
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Re: Pay the Toll . . . or Feed the Troll!
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 11:43 AMFree advice.
Don't eat yellow snow.
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:47 PMOk, kiddo, here's a question. Hydrogen is the lightest element know, right?
So, how can anybody 'drop' a hydrogen bomb?
Seems to me, it wouldn't drop, it would go up, right?
I know, I know all the details about the bomb, and all that, but I feel my question is completly factious,.
Yeehaw!
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:53 PMHow do you explain the unexplainable to someone?
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:55 PMWhy do we buy a pair of underwear and not a pair of bras?
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:19 PMgoodness, everyone is coming up with such good questions. . .maybe it is not my lot in life to
ask questions, but to appreciate the questions of others!
keeping questioning!
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:23 PMOooooooooo - here's another one: how does my body (a separate process, of course, from my own personal grooming practices) know when it has grown hair that's *just* the right length, generally, and no longer? I mean, thank the goddess, but why don't my arm hairs grow in as thickly or long as pubes want to, or vice versa? It's cool and all, I was just curious . . . ;o)
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:26 PMWhy does everyone want my bones?
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:38 PMmisha, that is so cool. . .you are a goddess! or at least your hairs are. . -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 7:26 PMWhy after you die, does your hair and nails keep growing? Or, so a curse goes,,,,lets see, what is it again?
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:57 PMLynn! you are beginning to make death seem very unattractive!
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:04 PMWhy do night owls avoid going to bed as if they don't like to sleep but when morning comes they stay in bed as if they don't like waking up?
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:30 PMOh, Christie - I've got this one. 'Cos getting up in the morning for work absolutely *SUCKS*, especially if you're soooooo tard 'cos you couldn't force your @$$ into bed at a "reasonable" hour. >:o( Sleeping in rocks!!!!! :o) Having some *exciting* reason to hop out of bed early(ish) makes a profound difference, though, I must say - particularly if there's a double latte involved somewhere in the process! -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:09 AMadding to what lovely Misha wrote.
its not that we nightowls dont like our sleep. its that our bodies are not timed right for going to bed at a decent hour. even when i worked jobs that I had to be up by 6am. i still didnt get to sleep until 1am or so.
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 5:46 PM>adding to what lovely Misha wrote.<
Really, some of us are geared different. I know, I'm one. I'm sleepy all day, no matter what I'm doing. Night time wakes me up When I worked third shift, it was perfect, but they did away with third and I'm on first and sleepy no matter how much sleep I got.
I'm a nighthawk; Served me good in Viet Nam, but that was over 30 some years ago. .
If you can find it, listen to Tim Buckley's, "Nighthawkin' ".
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Re: Aunt Bea???
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 12:01 AMactually, i know the anser to that one....fish sleep with half their brain at a time. cool! -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:25 AMAunt Bea, that is cool. I woinder how we would turn out after a week of humans doing that? LOL -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 5:14 AMUmmm, a lot of humans I know are fish since they only seem to use half their brain.
Kittens always use their whole brain, except when they are asleep.
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:10 PM*Blows bubbles in her aqarium at peggy* -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:42 PMEh, Lynn, it is better than the ones I know who have difficulty thinking cause they have their heads up their rectums. Ohhh, I am in a mean mood today, huh? Better stop. -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:17 PMNaw,,I am in the same mood..Cripes,,Must be the weather....But it was fun picturing a fish blowing bubbles your way..LOL it was a cartoon fish..:) A cartoon clown fish to be exact,,LOL and it was your avatar that it was blowing bubbles too..LOL -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:21 PMSoooo, check the new avatar Lynn. Those fishies don't stand a chance now!!
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:24 AM*Comes in looking wide eyed and zombiefied*
Obey the Kittah.....
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 5:35 PMAuntie Bea, I laughed myself silly. "Pee on the floor for 7 seconds". Yeahaw, been there done that but my episode was a bit longer than 7 seconds. -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 6:53 PMI tried to obey the kitten, and...
I did ok pretending to be a slug, and hooting like an owl, but then the kitten wanted underwear on my head and I couln't get to it in time and now I have made a terrrribul mistake!!!
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:00 PMis there a city in new joisey called nighthawken?
is 3 x 3 nine? is this how? -
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:28 PMI had to hump the table for nine seconds.
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Re: Aunt Bea???
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 5:18 AMI must photograph my private parts for 7 seconds, cross thread post, but be careful when you look at your friend's pics!!
Must obey the kitten!
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