Aunt Bea! Aunt Bea!
I got me a Cabana Boy! Yes I did! I decided to get myself a gift cause I deserve it! And what would be a greater gift than a Cabana Boy!!!
I posted his photo for you to check out! I got a good one, didn't I? My first Cabana Boy!
Now, I forget, what's he supposed to do?
Oh yeah! Drinks!!! More drinks!!! How about some snuggles and hickies (I like to get those!).
Uh . . . later, Aunt Bea . . . I gotta go now . . .
I got me a Cabana Boy! Yes I did! I decided to get myself a gift cause I deserve it! And what would be a greater gift than a Cabana Boy!!!
I posted his photo for you to check out! I got a good one, didn't I? My first Cabana Boy!
Now, I forget, what's he supposed to do?
Oh yeah! Drinks!!! More drinks!!! How about some snuggles and hickies (I like to get those!).
Uh . . . later, Aunt Bea . . . I gotta go now . . .
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Re: Lookie, lookie!!! I went shopping! See what I got!
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:13 PMbe sure and get him an identifying tatoo, so you can tell him from the other cabana boys. -
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Re: Lookie, lookie!!! I went shopping! See what I got!
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:21 PMOh, I thought he was SPECIAL, Auntie Bea. They all look alike? Poo . . .
Oh well, I'll just tat my initials on his hiney and toss him into the back of Anna Nicole's closet and pull him out every now and then.
Sigh . . . -
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Re: Lookie, lookie!!! I went shopping! See what I got!
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 10:07 PMOh my! I went into my closet to put down a fresh blankey for Jeff to rest on and there's some I-talian man, with his underwear on sittin' in the back of the closet, underneath my summer dresses, readin' a Vanity Fair magazine and sippin' a Sangria! He has a bandaid on his tight butt and asked me if I have any Tylenol.
Does he belong to any of the ladies in this tribe? Phaedra doesn't go out or have any boyfriend, so he can't belong to her.
He's a cutie, Honey! Why - he looks like he walked outta that Vanity Fair that he's flippin' thru! -
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:18 PMvanity fair rocks. . . -
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Re: Lookie, lookie!!! I went shopping! See what I got!
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:04 AMLorenzo? You read Vanity Fair? That is so cool.....
Ohhhhh Phaedra....I am so happy for you. But where is his Gold Lame" shorts?
Speaking of..Aunty Bea,,LOL I damn near bought you a pair from SF....That was a tough moment.......hahahha -
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Re: Lookie, lookie!!! I went shopping! See what I got!
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:47 AMAunt Bea! Aunt Bea!
I went into Anna Nicole's closet to rest and there's some guy in the back of the closet, sittin' there in his underwear! I thought it was some perv! He said he belongs to Phaedra and showed me his heiner with her name on it! Anna Nicole said she doesn't know who he is and to ask Phaedra. I ran to Phaedra and asked her who he is and what he's doin' in there. She told me his name is Giovanni and to just ignore him! Whoa! Phaedra shouldn't discard stuff in the back of Anna Nicole's closet! What with the dresses, big bras, altars, posters, graffiti on the wall, blankeys and rugs on the floor, my chew toys, my rosary, and such, there's no extra room for some guy I don't even know to be sittin' back in the corner (amonst the heels and platforms). There's just no room for cast off stuff from Phaedra!
Aunt Bea! Please tell Phaedra to make him go away! She could stash him in HER closet - there's nothin' goin' on in there! -
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Re: Lookie, lookie!!! I went shopping! See what I got!
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 11:15 AMNice choice, I might have to get one of them cabanana boys........
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