i recently read pride and prejudice and zombies. it was boring.

I just read the warning label on my beer can.
Govenment warning: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink booze if she's preggers because it will fuck with her baby.
(2) getting drunk fucks up your abilty to do anything except stagger, fall down a lot, piss off people and puke and might make you sick.

The g'ment might be right this time.

And just what army is the Surgeon General in? Is there Surgeon Pvt's, Sgt's, Lt's and such?

meh, they don't run so well in some parts of town, & it can be dangerous to wait for a bus at the transient mall downtown, one of my neighbors works at the closest grocery store, about a mile and 1/2 from where I'm at but he walks or rides his bike, there's hardly any sidewalks on route to the store, & the bus doesn't stoop there, most people that have to either hire a cab or gitney every week for grocery shopping, or take the bus to grogers on the westside. It's just not right that every other nieghborhood has a grocerystore, I can walk 3 blocks & get a fith of gin (if I wanted to!) but I can't get a bunch of grapes or bananas. However there is a farmers market, can be pricey, but I ride my bike over there sometimes. There can be huge stima here about riding your bike to work or taking the bus in my town it means you are poor! Almost all the winos around here have a bike. I've waited at red lights on my bike & been offered drugs, pimping services. I've waited at a busstop & have been asked if I'm a working girl, um they didn't mean my mall job. I've been creeped out by guys I've never met before saying "I know you, I've seen you on your bike" on the bright side I've also been congradulated on being green & 3 people have bought bikes for themselves cause of my nondriving ass!