Aunt Bea! Aunt Bea!
I'm scared! What if Rapture happens and I'm the only one left? Would Jesus take everyone but me?
This weighs heavy on my little mind.
Seriously.
I'm scared! What if Rapture happens and I'm the only one left? Would Jesus take everyone but me?
This weighs heavy on my little mind.
Seriously.
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Wed, May 21, 2008 - 10:45 PMNo, Jeff. You won't be the only one left. I'll be here. You head this way, and I'll head that way and we'll meet in the middle.
Just think. A whole planet without a bunch of idiots trying to destroy it with their greedy lil' minds!
The Garden will be ours again! Yeehaw! No more drive by gas prices. No iPhones! No more flavored sugar water!SANITY!! No laws!
We can pee where we damned well please.. -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 1:52 AMI'll be here, too, Jeff.
You and Snert and I can sit on his porch and watch the flowers dance in the breeze and sing songs and tell stories. -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 2:12 AMI say we all throw a party when the rapture happens. -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 4:25 AMI will probably still be here to Jeff sweety. I will make sure to raid the pet store before I make my way to you and Snert and everyone else. That way, you have food and tons of toys.:) -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 5:02 AM<<I will probably still be here to Jeff sweety>>
Me too - for sure !
Teehee :)
You will have lots of good company little doggie - fret not ! -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 6:02 AMdear jeff, all dogs go to heaven. you have nothing to worry about. as for the rest of mayberry.....well, i guess we all know the answer to that one. yours in confidence, miss beatrice taylor -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 6:56 AMI think Mayberry will be a well-populated enclave after the rapture. I can see this little town attracting survivors from near and far. But then a bunch of bad people will get together and try to take us over by force and... Sorry, I think I just described some tv show...
Snert, Jeff can already pee wherever he wants. Except in the house. -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:09 AMOh yes. I'm very respectful of the house. I consider it a big dog house. So I would never soil my own home.
I'm glad all dogs go to Heaven. Whew! I was really gettin' scared!
Well, Phaedra will probably resettle in Mayberry with Anna Nicole and the cats.
I'm just sayin' . . . -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 10:35 AMSo, you're saying I won't be beamed up with everyone else, Jeff? (You may be right!)
Guess I can join Bud over at Mayberry. Don't know what I will do there. I was a receptionist - is there any need for one there? Or another telephone operator? Maybe I could work at the local Target or Walmart or Costco or something. They have those, right? Wait! Do they have any fast food places? Well, I know there's some kind of diner - and they have Dr Pepper, right? Gotta have the Dr Pepper!!! -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:40 AMwhen was dr. pepper invented? we only have pop that woas invented before 1965 in mayberry, most of it is fruit flavored and all of it is sweetened with cane sugar, not that nasty corn syrup. and it costs a nickle a bottle. there are no energy drinks other than cofee and tea and chocolate.
there is no walmart or costco in mayberry.. there is a weaver's dept store, but i odn't like that letch old man weaver, so i don't shop there much. i get all my clotes at the mode'o day dress shop....ask for kathleen. oh yeah, haedra, women don't have to work in mayberry...the men worry about money, but the women seem to all be independently wealthy. -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 12:31 PM1885
now, Dublin Dr Pepper puts that crappy high fructose corn syrup DP to shame.
they use only pure cane sugar.
the bottling plant has been around since 1891 in Dublin, Texas.
10 - 2 - 4 !!!!!
www.dublindrpepper.com/
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 12:32 PMIt's nice to know that I'll be in such *fabulous* company! One of my car's bumper stickers says, "Come the Rapture, can I have your car?" Another one says, "Get a taste of Religion - lick a Witch!" I love gaging people's reactions to these statements via my surreptitious looks into my rear view mirror . . . ;o)
Jeff, sweetheart, you're going to be *just* fine! Please try not to worry - dogs and cats both have special places between the worlds. :o* -
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Sat, May 24, 2008 - 10:42 AM"Get a taste of Religion - lick a Witch!"
mmmmm - witches taste good
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Sat, May 24, 2008 - 8:54 AMI sincerely doubt you'll be the only one left behind. And we're gonna have a great time when all the rest are gone.
