I am home early. I have alien spiders crawling around in my right arm and shoulder and I have to say it is creeping me out..I will intentionally overdue it, so that it will hurt, not crawl,,,,,,uuugggghhhhhh,,,I may have a pinched nerve in my neck,,
How do you get rid of alien spiders that crawl around on your bones?
How do you get rid of alien spiders that crawl around on your bones?
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 12:26 PMcraniosacral therapy combined with acupuncture works for me. -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 12:37 PMI am soo gonna try that..I am also calling the chiropracter,,Thank you Wild... -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 12:40 PMhot shower and cold shower, gives the aliens the willies and they wash right down the drain. . .now, that's only the external treatment, internally you have to choose your path wisely. root beer float with rice dream might work wonders for you. . .but goat cheese, rice crackers and oatmeal stout can work too. . .and then there's sake! -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 12:42 PMneurontin. lots of it. makes ya feel all happy too! -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 12:48 PMLOL,,,Now feeling happy to share my body with alien spiders would be an improvement,,LOL It beats walking around work, looking like I am ready to take my arm off at the torso,,LOL -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 4:33 PMI'm not an alien and not a spider. But if you like that sort of stuff, It's your's.
Me, I like the smell of fresh plowed dirt and tomater vines and stuff like that there.
A country boy. -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:06 PMyep,,so would I,,lol Nothing like having to lean against a heating pad all day so my arm doesnt crawl away..LOL Would much rather be digging in the dirt,, -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:16 PMthat's sad, lynn. . .it sounds like you really are suffering.
i hope you get better soon!
meanwhile, everyone. . .let's send Lynn lots of hugs and dirty thoughts.
hopefully you'll be up and at them again soon! -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 11:48 AM<<How do you get rid of alien spiders that crawl around on your bones? >>
I have heard it said that Australian men who live in Melbourne have an ancient Chinese massage technique especially developed to conquer alien arachnoids.. I am Australian. Male. Live on Melbourne .. So I must know this.. Maybe give me your address and I can mail myself to you..
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:20 AMYou guys are so sweet..I also bought the thermal sticky pads for today...
*Leans down to Troop and gives him a big hug.*
Yep buddy, drrol always makes it feel better...Thank you sweety..
LOL I do not think I could concentrate on sex. I would be thinking they could see my arm crawling and get grossed out..LOL I did not wish to be pried off the heating pad yesterday..To type, I stuffed in between my shirt and jacket so it wouldnt fall off,,lol course, then I forgot and about took out my desk when I got up..LOL
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 5:58 PMLong hot showers. Curling up to an overheated someone,
My body temperature is normaly 100.1.
I need all the calories I can get because I burn them off so quick.
I'm next door to a physical burn-out but...I've been this way since I hit puberty, decades ago.
Hyper active so'n'so.
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:27 PMLynn, I just gave Peggy a big handful of drool that she is supposed to share with you, cause I know that makes her feel better. She also uses me as a heating pad to lean on when her back hurts. My hips hurt and she gives me aspirin in hotdogs. I love hotdogs!! -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:10 PMSex......but you knew that already.......
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:21 AM*Gives Trooper a biggy biet quarter pound hotdog from 7-11* -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 2:50 PMneurontin makes me feel like I am walking on Venus..............I've always wondered what sex would feel like on neurontin.......my fear is that I would fall asleep and that's always embarrassing. -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 3:11 PMNot by the sound of that stuff it wouldnt be,,LOL i need to get some and try it...Been a loooonnnnngggggg one armed day,,LOL
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 6:02 PMWhere can I get some neurotin? Or does it only work for females?
Fall asleep during sex - 90% of the guys wouldn't notice and 9% of the rest wouldn't care and we 1% are always over looked because we're the good guys and the bad guys get all the press.
Nuf said. -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:30 PMneurontin dosen't make me fall asleep during sex. -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 3:38 AMIs now the time to say that I have no idea what neurontin is? -
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Re: Aunt Bea??
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 4:35 AMLOL yes Robert, now would be the time, but I have to go to work,,LOL Sorry,,LOL
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