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Are you a high powered executive? A governor or senator?
Do you need to be corrected, disciplined, spanked?
Of course you do?
But I am not available for THAT kind of modeling. Please. I have my standards.
Do you need to be corrected, disciplined, spanked?
Of course you do?
But I am not available for THAT kind of modeling. Please. I have my standards.
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Re: executive sweet
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 11:08 AMI'll throw
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Re: executive sweet
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 2:49 PMHow about a road-killed squid or octopi?
That should be rare indeed in Mayberry.
I, meself, just might consdier it a priveledge to get a road-killed octopuss thrown at me here in Mayberry/.
SPL:ATTT!
Hold yer nose! Aunt Bea! Where's that hose?
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Re: executive sweet
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 2:53 PMBut, Jane 1, nobody know what those standards are. -
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Re: executive sweet
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 4:54 PMwe do have blue laws in mayberry you know.
for those born after 1950...www.wisegeek.com/what-are-blue-laws.htm -
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Re: executive sweet
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 5:16 PMWhat I am selling is not addressed by blue laws.
The laws that most apply to me are as follows:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solicitation
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 1:55 PMSo, does this mean you are a white slaver soliticing obscenties?
Ok. I always thought you were a tad bit strange, but this removes all doubt.
Can you recommend a good way to get rid of fleas on a fairly young kitten short of destruction of said kitten?
Most flea powders and other stuff say not to use on a kitten less than 12 weeks old, but Sapphire needs help.
Propane or MAPP torches are out and so is a kerosene bath.
I thought of shaving him and stabbing the fleas with an icepick but I misplaced my icepick. -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 2:15 PMIt's a good thing that none of us here work in the coal industry, or that she's not trying to get us to come to wherever she is, climb over her sleeping pet jungle cats and frolic with her alien dolphins that live forever. Otherwise she'd be arrested for transporting miners over sedate lions for immortal porpoises. -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 3:39 PMdon't tell barbary about the imortal porpoises.
and she's not a white slaver, she's a blue slaver. -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 4:39 PMI have no issue with porpoises. -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 5:02 PMisn't a porpoise a dolphin? -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 5:08 PMDon't ever go back in the water, those dolphins will be out for blood! -
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Re: executive sweet
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 5:39 PMbut they both want to have sex with humans, right? -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 6:37 PMthey seem to have left that off the graph. I think porpoise shun inter-species mingling, hence their lack of a smirk. -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 7:24 PMOh yay, BFG got the pun! I'm glad somebody did. It was a terribly rickety one, but it took me hours to construct. -
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 9:01 PM" ... but it took me hours to construct."
and nicely done!
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 5:26 PMNo, sorry to rain on your balloon, a porpoise is a mammal and a dolphin is a fish.
Sometimes people confuse the two, but, if you've ever seen both, you won't . -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 5:28 PMis snert channeling canella? -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 6:20 PMboth a porpoise and a dolphin; or both canella and snert? -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 6:28 PM3 out of four, anyway.. -
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 3:36 PMDolphin fish is a fish. But dolphins are not fish. And apparently people think porpoises are fish because they are not dolphins and have fishier faces.
Mostly I spend a lot of time pondering Narwhals. They fuck with my tenuous hold on reality more than platypus do. And that's saying something... -
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 4:36 PM
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 6:01 PMabout the only thing you can do for a kitten that small is give him/her a good bath. It won't kill the fleas but it will remove a lot of them. We've adopted some pretty grubby kittens and that's what we do until they get old enough for Advantage. -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 6:48 AMIf you shampoo up the kitten for 3 - 5 minutes, the soap will kill the fleas caught at the time of bathing.
Find Pennyroyal tea, make a batch & spray where ever the cats lay about, leave it to dry (it has an almost minty smell). This will not kill the fleas, it kills the larvae & stops the breeding cycle.
Do Not spray the animals with this tea.
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 4:37 PMI think anything that would kill the fleas would muck up the cat. But call the humane society and ask. They must encounter small kittens with fleas ticks and other parasites all the time.
My mother used to bring kittens home from the jail and they would use the delousing powder on them before they left. Most of the kittens seemed okay. But at least one of them did not fair so well...
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Re: executive sweet
Wed, November 4, 2009 - 8:29 PMOMG - look!!! I think that's a partial Snert!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! :O) -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 10:51 AMA Snert larva waiting for metamorphis. -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 11:11 AMtha bus
ta
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 1:12 PMyou can still get there on the el, but you have to change trains at the enigma avenue station. we all know what a madhouse that place is. -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 5:34 PMTell truth, Auntie Bea, I'd rather hitch-hike.
When you're hitchin' with a highly visible cute lil' aminal even the weird-os will give you a ride.
The main problem is - which way did I go?
And another problem I just pointed out to me is, if Sapphire is snuggled in my beard, he's not going to be highly visible even though he's highly cute.
Speaking of the medre poco, here he be. -
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 2:07 PMFrontline Plus Green Box For Cats 6 Pack
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 2:06 PMWe use this. Pricey but it works better than the powder and they can't lick it off if applied right. The kitty has to be over 8 wks old.
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 3:42 PMDiatomaceous Earth! I forgot you can use it on pets and livestock. I guess you need to find the food grade variety for direct application on the critters (if that's true or not I don't know...but maybe they are more stringent as to what's actually present in the product, where the stuff specifically for pesticide use or pool filter use might be full of "other" tings). -
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 4:41 PMDiatomaceous earth. Something akin to chalk, right?
Where did the topic get to?
Shame on me.. I missed the Metamorphis bus and couldn't catch a ride.
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 5:11 PMyeah looks like chalk but it's all jagged...it's like putting glass on your kite string, except your kite string is the kitten and the other kite you are fighting is the fleas...sumthing like that...
And OMg that Narwhal song will be in my head ferever. -
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Re: executive sweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 5:14 PM<that Narwhal song will be in my head ferever.>
LOL ! I know, isn't it insidious ? My son found that one...whenever he deems I need to laugh he either sings it or plays the video :)
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 12:34 PMI wasn't paying attention...
Gets in line for the boss candy. -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 7:01 PMI thought Jane said she didn't go that way, wouldn't be "boss candy", isn't that what she was saying?
I think dolphins are cute. I like their smiles. Of course, I am a bright and sunny and typically upbeat person. -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 7:39 PMyah, that you are. sunshine and raibows. -
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Re: executive sweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 7:53 PMRainbows, not raibows. Raibows sound all dangerous and shit. I am a cheerful upbeat person, darn it. -
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Re: executive Tweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:15 PMJane1 is the bluebird of world domination
and anal probes! -
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Re: executive Tweet
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:24 PMwell when you put it that way...
*shakes ash off cigar* -
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Re: executive Tweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 4:48 PMTrixie! For all our sakes - keep that cigar away from my hienie!
Flatulence is flamable, and explosive in some cases.
Remember Tremors 3? -
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Re: executive Tweet
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 5:11 PMGood god! There was a tremors three?! -
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Re: executive Tweet
Sat, November 7, 2009 - 2:37 PMYeah. They used self-cumbusting flatulence to soar like a jet plane.
That concept is hilarious. Eat refried beans, cauliflower and brussels sprouts and see the world, if you don't hic-cup and explode first.
Puts a whole new meaning to 'back-fire'.
Me and my warped imaganation can go a lot of places with this.
What if you have your head up your ass and fart? Do you blow your brains out your ass? I'd pay a weeks wages to see that.
What do they feel in mid flight? Relief or the need for Preparation H?
Where's the flint and how do they strike it?
What does the exhaust smell like?
Where do we go from here?
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Re: executive Tweet
Sun, November 8, 2009 - 8:58 PMyou know the answers to these questions, grasshopper.
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