I'm starting to collect the message lines in the junk mail I get. They are so surreal!! So far....
around tigress the wrap
but standard the pamper
indicate crustacians
fufill the border clam
Dissappointingly, they are all for medications and mortgages I will never take part of, but they do give a nanosecond of entertainment. Actually, I do know people that talk as if their words were randomly generated, but they never manage to be entertaining at all. Hmmm.
around tigress the wrap
but standard the pamper
indicate crustacians
fufill the border clam
Dissappointingly, they are all for medications and mortgages I will never take part of, but they do give a nanosecond of entertainment. Actually, I do know people that talk as if their words were randomly generated, but they never manage to be entertaining at all. Hmmm.
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Re: surreal messages
Thu, March 9, 2006 - 6:38 AMExit pimple helps hoodia invite health.
(this means I want to enlarge your mortgage and refinance your erection) -
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Thu, March 9, 2006 - 11:31 AMnote to self: do NOT take a big sip of water before reading messages from Jackal. All over the keyboard. -
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Re: surreal messages
Thu, March 9, 2006 - 11:52 AMI've got a few that seem to appear constantly. One is "Your neighbors lost their alarm clock", one is "you've always wanted to use your penis as a billiard cue" -
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Thu, March 9, 2006 - 12:02 PMAS A BILLARD CUE!?!? hahahahahahahahaaaa...dreamers!!! ROFLMAO!!! -
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Thu, March 9, 2006 - 12:37 PMYou know, since people started using the random word generators, I've been looking for a place to save them. I guess this is as good as any!
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Re: surreal messages
Fri, March 10, 2006 - 7:36 AM"The fashion of newest creation the further is ejaculation"
... what it really means is "Hey, that new dress really shoots my wad"
another one in the mail today;
"Comfortable tinkerbell redecorates sexual colors"
... what it really means is "Drop spin that pixie and I'll paint the ceiling white"
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 9:22 AMOne I got today: "Your penis is a revolution in your pants"
I thought I'd heard the sound of marching! -
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 10:00 AM"you've always wanted to use your penis as a billiard cue"
Because you won't be using it for anything else, that's for damn sure. Yikes. -
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 10:14 AMmain flinch or jovial
and
mystique hypodermic
It's like my brain trips over something when I read these.
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Re: surreal messages
Wed, March 15, 2006 - 11:28 AMfmmmmamhahammmammammmmm little girl wanna gumball? -
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Re: surreal messages
Wed, March 15, 2006 - 1:58 PMWas off line for a few days....Here is what I have.....
Earth
Bangkok
Whoop
Bella Donna
But the great centre of his force held steady
Denigrate
Romania
Heathen
Save some green
Little Princess
Sorry it took so long
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 8:27 PMWhat the hell is "Hoodia"? I swear 1/3 my spam is Hoodia related. -
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Thu, March 16, 2006 - 5:24 AMHoodia is some plant that grows in Africa that supposedly when you take the supplement it will supress your appetite. -
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Thu, March 16, 2006 - 10:35 AMIt not only acts as an appetite supressent but it also works like Viagra for both sexs from what I have heard. That is just an added side effect of the prduct. -
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Re: surreal messages
Sat, April 1, 2006 - 11:21 AMI got this one today:
diaper farley axiology arnold
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Sat, April 1, 2006 - 3:17 PMdoesn't everyone use theirs for a pool stick.What I hate is chalking it up with that blue stuff. -
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Sat, April 1, 2006 - 10:44 PMYeah. Everyone wants to refinance my mortgage and/or enlarge my penis. I'm a girl and I rent.
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Mon, April 3, 2006 - 9:22 AMA few years back when we had aol, my son would always get the breast enlargement ads and my daughter and I would get the penis enlargement ones-go figure.
Has anyone gotten one of those new wierd ones where someone tells you that they have 6 million dollars in a Nigerian bank account but they can't get it out for some reason, and if you get it transfered to your bank account (duh they are fishing for account info) they will give you 2 million? I opened one if these by accident as they had gone thru a wholesalers web site that I am a member of. How stupid do they think we are? -
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Mon, April 3, 2006 - 9:29 AMMan, I get about 4 of those A DAY. I'm a little curious how the Nigerian government even has enough money in its economy to run, what with all this mysterious money being laundered out of the country.
That's called "The Nigerian Scam" and it used to be very prevailent on fax machines. That it is still being used, pretty much in it's intact form, never ceases to amaze me. Are there THAT many breathtakingly stupid people out there that still fall for it? It's so common it's almost become a sight gag in and of itself. -
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Mon, April 3, 2006 - 9:58 AMI got this today from the president of the pta. I almost believed it since we are in the midst of sciene fair projects.
This one claims to be a kids science fair asking for your first name and for you to mail it to 10 people. blah blah blah.
www.snopes.com/inboxer/school/names.asp
Cassair
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Re: surreal messages
Mon, April 3, 2006 - 9:58 AMwww.zefrank.com/request/ the best ever rendition of the nigerian bank request
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Re: surreal messages
Mon, April 3, 2006 - 11:15 AMone word...yes....theres are people out there that are that good that they will sell you a bag of shit to you
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Tue, April 4, 2006 - 9:23 AMIt's staggering to see the shear amount of stupid out there. I used to know a chick who got one of those fake check letters from Publisher's Clearing House that said she may have already won $5,000 - so she deposited it into her ATM and withdrew it. She bought a car. That didn't last long.
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Mon, April 3, 2006 - 12:06 PMI sent out my own version to our programmers a few years back...
You most honorabull servant to give much help on me. I have much dollars in sum $30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 earned working hard as CEO on dot com. No falt mine it fails. Now IRS tries taking my money. You good programmers. I let you keep half. You only show good faith, give me your ID so I can transfer my money into your accounts to hide them. Need your name. Social security. Bank accounts. Credit card, expiration, mommy maiden names, passwords. Ergunt, no time to check me out. You trust me don't you. Only this and I give you half of, what I say, oh, a bunch of money. Get rich. Quick.
Name below not mine. He good programmer too. Hack his computer.
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Wed, April 5, 2006 - 8:28 AMOk - two I got today:
Butt reflector sale
Of fervent hemolytic
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Wed, April 5, 2006 - 5:41 PM"can someone tell me what a butt reflector reflects??"
Ummm... butts? -
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Thu, April 6, 2006 - 5:59 AM"looked embryology it's assemblage"
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Re: surreal messages
Sun, April 9, 2006 - 10:57 AMThe subject lines on the apam I've gotten have not been too strange... but the text is beginning to have a life of it's own. I think it is a way to try and fool the spam filters.
This is an example of what the spam is beginnng and ending with:
en the moon begins to rage, it pours streams of light down right on
what, what?!!' 'Berlioz!!!' And they began jumping up, exclaiming...
sitting at a table to one side. She took out a sheet of paper and began
deserve your report. This information I do not have.'
At the hour of the hot spring sunset two citizens appeared at the
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Sun, April 9, 2006 - 1:41 PMMabye they are like Nostradamus, somewhere in there are some serious hidden prophecies... -
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Mon, April 10, 2006 - 7:15 PMSomeone pass Super Jen the hooka. She's running dry. -
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Mon, April 10, 2006 - 8:23 PMthis is weird. I have never gotten any kind of message like that. I even stopped getting people trying to make my dick bigger. now it's all finances and travel deals.
My mother was a college english teacher for 15 years. You get a bunch of english teachers in a room with a random word generator and you have some interesting reading material, let me tell you. -
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Tue, April 11, 2006 - 5:08 AMWilmer, but drunken
your pose may be ingestible
the inhabitation vesper
(this one was marked !urgent! - Ernest in cow
Why oh why can't I just ignore these messages? I guess they are like those songs you just can't stop hearing in your head. Oh well, off to my inhabitation vespers......... -
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Tue, April 11, 2006 - 5:46 AMdeficate reverence.....my newest -
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Fri, April 21, 2006 - 8:56 PMThis one actually made me laugh out loud:
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Re: surreal messages
Mon, April 24, 2006 - 7:38 AMcoed tarpaper
there's a visual for you!
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Re: surreal messages
Fri, May 26, 2006 - 10:40 AMmy wife was able to get a small hoodia from south africa to grow it (she's a researcher). and she was able to grow a small plant. eating pieces of the actual plant work. she wasn't hungry for several days. the pills don't work for some reason, none tried have a similiar effect. it's only grown in south africa and very difficult to get plants out of there.
she didn't notice any of the viagra effects with either.
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Re: surreal messages
Sun, April 30, 2006 - 9:06 PMNew one... this one takes the cake!
Subject line: barbarous morphology inheritor irretrievable moiseyev homeowner pretense blomberg terminal talk catsup
Body:
lulu and freddy ! irvin it's lagoon may denature ! charleston a greene a nugget may valedictorian and brainchildren or conveyor , mba on dimple a trundle see prefabricate , interruptible but arteriole be strangulate try whet see diffusive on beastie not calligraphy but majestic but inculpable , eli or circumferential some romeo see helmsman the bystander some armoire the disciplinarian try cheater but brunette some parry on
Keine email hier &nbs= p; on camber it's protege ,
in turnabout may reuters !
some calculi be cotangent but
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Mon, May 1, 2006 - 6:53 AMWhat planet does this shit come from? -
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Mon, May 1, 2006 - 7:47 AMIt comes from the land of refinanced mortgages, the land of small penises that need enlargement, the land of cheap, knock off vanity drugs. Apparantly, from messages I recieve, this land is Nigeria. They need my account number to share their millions.
Perhaps this is all part of a secret code, and, once again, I am completely clueless.
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Tue, May 2, 2006 - 6:37 AMcrabmeat guzzle chemise inter ludicrous grimm cranny airborne sinful provocateur tiny min period cancelled tyrannosaurus
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Mon, May 8, 2006 - 4:00 PM"With soft Cailis tabs you can chop wood with your dick (Warning: don't try it!)" -
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Re: surreal messages
Tue, May 9, 2006 - 3:11 PMWhat kind of websites are you guys visiting?
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