Female joining Tuchux

topic posted Fri, January 11, 2008 - 10:27 AM by  Octavia
How would I go about that without fighting someone?Although I LOVE hitting people with random blunt objects, I have no desire to put together armor, and I think I might get put into a coma via severe head injury if I fought one of you guys anyways.

Is there another route for wenchs? And if it differs between clan, I am moving into the DC area, whichever clan that is.
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Octavia
Virginia
  • Re: Female joining Tuchux

    Sat, January 12, 2008 - 2:07 AM
    Heh, I sit here giggling to myself. There is so much I love to say, but really can't find a place to start. Animal can make it sound so much better. *Evil Grins*
    • Re: Female joining Tuchux

      Mon, January 14, 2008 - 11:19 AM
      i know ive been out of the loop for a while Animal, but what u trying to say about Kaballah???....*sturring pot*
      • Re: Female joining Tuchux

        Mon, January 14, 2008 - 5:10 PM
        you get in the way we all got in. Naked acrobatics. With midgets. On film.

        10 times.
        • Re: Female joining Tuchux

          Tue, January 15, 2008 - 10:17 AM
          I didnt know you guys had wenches doing naked acrobatics.................. let alone with lil people, shit I would have tried to get in long ago just to see that.................lol

          "magnus thinks" it is well worth bruises to see wenches strip and tumble while little people chase them with feathers, and squirt guns.........!!!!!!!!!

          Oak you been holding out on me man...................lol!!!
          • Re: Female joining Tuchux

            Tue, January 15, 2008 - 5:33 PM

            Magnus, were you watching my audition tape?
            • Re: Female joining Tuchux

              Wed, January 16, 2008 - 8:01 AM
              For the record - there is a very strict initiation rirte for wenches joining the Tuchux. Only half of it requires acrobatics and midgets. I can't legally tell the other half, but boy were my knees tired.
            • Re: Female joining Tuchux

              Wed, January 16, 2008 - 8:05 AM
              I was and you guys deffinately earn your membership..................!!!

              on that note I have a new camcorder and would gladly volunteer to be a camera man any time
              you guys hold auditions...........fuck American Idol,.... who wants to be the next Tuchux wench?
              • Re: Female joining Tuchux

                Wed, January 16, 2008 - 11:02 AM
                Ok Magnus - but just like AI, you have to sit thru the truly PAINFUL car wreck auditions too.....

                Bring the mental floss
                • Re: Female joining Tuchux

                  Wed, January 16, 2008 - 1:51 PM
                  Being a wench isn't all naked olympics, jello wrestling and doing that little trick they all like.
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                    Re: Female joining Tuchux

                    Wed, January 16, 2008 - 8:06 PM
                    Maybe, but that's what we fantasize about as we sit here all alone on our computers.:-)............gotta get out more.....
                    • Re: Female joining Tuchux

                      Fri, January 25, 2008 - 10:48 PM
                      OK, WildCat, Minimal, and any Tuchux that call themselves, Animal,

                      I'm so not insulting you in anyway. Jeffery, are you nuts?

                      McGroyne men would do really nasty things to you in your tent while you sleep......This is like getting into kiddie porn for me............don't touch the sheep, she's precious.. Dude, a bath in vinegar, really, and maybe add some bleech.

                      I'm all feelin' icky.
                      • Re: Female joining Tuchux

                        Fri, January 25, 2008 - 10:52 PM
                        As far as I know I'm the only Tuchuk that calls himself Animal... of course if that wasnt the case it would explain all the times people come up to me at pennsic asking when Animal is showing up, having no clue who I am.
                        Fuckers, whoever's doing that knock it off! We're all supposed to be Turk, remember?? Not me!
      • Re: Female joining Tuchux

        Fri, February 22, 2008 - 12:14 PM
        You know that the only reason Kabballah has not talked to her is that he does not know about here.
        You know our brother and chieftain as well as I do.

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