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THE EEEPC ASTROLOGER
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Copyright © 2008 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved. www.lulu.com/astrology


DISCLAIMER!


There are safety rules as concern the EEEPC implying not touching that dial or this one, oops!. Never trust an Asus upgrade, with that I'd agree. Xandros is not Debian: do not instrall. We did. We sinned. We installed every possible thingie that runs under every possible OS and it worked (mostly). So do not do it. Do not touch that dial. This might be Sith propaganda. Reptilain hazard. Shape shifting risk. Do not read further. If you are a Jedi.


THE EEEPC


The EEEPC is a small subnotebook from Asus, a revolutionary machine. Asus did not know what was doing and now it is too late: the kids took over. It was like giving the keys of the car to your toddler, alright? Well I am one (the key & toddler) so my own EEEPCs had to deal with the impact. This you don't learn from a Jedi.


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Yes you can. You will probably crash it, press F91, have sleepless nights but it has not as yet been reported that the EEEPC can not do it. Do what? It can play it all, Sun, Mac, Windows, and as we shall see, DOS. Why is that needed? It is not! Why did you need that one? Well that girl was... somehow different, was she? Yes. So do we.




STORAGE


There are tricks and tips and hacks in order to gain extra storage, but generally speaking, the normal user (yes welcome) will have to come with little space. Wine will take 50 Mb only and resolve most nostalgia, even run Windows 95 (and worse). So you can keep Xandros as basic OS and nevertheless run any MS Windows program under Wine. Apart from occasional Font issues we met no problem. Fonts can be downloaded from repositories (still working on that one). Back to storage issues. We had none. Extra gigabytes are provided by SD and USB peripherals and this works fine or should work fine for a normal user. Since we did much damage it was kind of exciting to get to know the EEEPC as crush psychoanalyst.


SURPRISE!


Your local Jedi will view all this stuff with suspicion, even scorn. Was it possible that there are programs that show the real positions of them natal planets under one's nose? People spend lifetimes working with programs that in fact do yield true natal positions but they use the asinine section instead, happy to be like the rest, clapping their 12 hands.


REAL POSITION OF YOUR NATAL PLANETS


Is it possible to know the real positions of your natal planets? EEEPC comes with an inbuilt program that shows the real positions of the planets. You can even implement your favorite comets and dwarf planets thus galax2 in Cygnus or ascendant Serpens Cauda (U.S.A.), ascendant Canis Minor (Bush)


NASA


Kermit and telnet have to be installed separately.


$ sudo apt-get install telnet


If that fails give a check to the repositories. Reps and distro are part of the lingo. Ftp is incorporated but we installed one just the same. Wget is standard. That is about all you will ever need to have NASA on your desktop3.


SUPPORT?


Screenshots, manuals, support? Try tribe.net by choosing an appropriate group like tribes.tribe.net /eeepc /AcademicZodiac /Eris_Astrology and the alike. The screenshots include simple ICEWM as well as advanced Xandros desktop, DOS and WINE programs running, NASA connection, telescope implementation, true position of the planets on “normal” programs, that is lightweight portable astrology for one.
Mail klaudio_zic@yahoo.com or suft his EEEPC site on youtube.


TELESCOPE SUPPORT


The inbuilt program has telescope support. There are numbers of programs that have it.
Basically one can have a telescope in one's own knapsack and mount that mound. As the EEPC is a wireless4 and it also has excellent voice command; one can work in the dark. The EEPC is not a Badger5 but will land nicely. Outer screens, USB, SD, mouse and keyboard are options. Do not upgrade the desktop and keep it running smooth. The EEPC has three USB ports that sometimes puzzle the user but generally work well, just give the a try. For best performance do not upgrade desktop or anything and keep the same USB sticks attached to the same ports6.


NORMAL ASTROLOGY


Is it possible to perform quality with normal astrological programs? Scores of programs have a planetarium inbuilt. We plan to install Solar Fire for the firs time in order to check for planetarium. Ed Falis has a programs for primary direction. We have successfully implemented Juan Antonio Revilla's DOS program. The dark planets, 17 hypothetical, planet pure nostalgia, are running on DOS, Mars is conjunct Olympus at this time. LILIT VERA does not have an implementation, would need some extra programming.


DOS


Is it possible to know your true natal positions even fro DOS? The zodiacal reformation was made on a 3 MB machine with 20 MB disk space, thus it is possible. You can run up to 20 astronomic simulations with DOSSHELL and Dance of the Planets by Arc Software. The state of art zodiac and ascendant set was made on SKYGLOBE, that is on DOS. Thus there is no reason for using bulky programs that display asinine positions of the planets, when you can enjoy true horoscopes via DOS. An good DOS program will display true skies and there are scores of them.


WINDOWS


You will need outer memory in order to run bulky programs but the EEEPC operates even with Windows, XP being standard. Fonts should be no problem. Please do install a bible like Word so that you know the Word of God first and only then the voice of the projected skies and NASA.






DOS FOREVER


It is possible to entirely surf on DOS, using Arachne implementations. These we have not tried yet. Arachne is shipping for Linux, too.


ALL SET UP


Now you are all set up. You have the Word of God on your desktop, starry skies, telescope, your own vista, eye witnesses and reality rendering in your pocket. The real fun may begin! You had none from your local Jedi.


YOUR TRUE LIFE MAGICK – NOT FROM A JEDI


They lied to you. They framed you within their hilarious system made of 12 signs that fits their infantile mind prone to domination. But they can dominate only the feeble, the undeveloped and those with no true mind7 at all. For 300 years Europe has been in the darkness as ruled by zodiacal idiots from Nostradamus to Kepler. Even Hipparchus failed to establish the precession of the ascendants. Where do you get your true natal sky? Not from a Jedi.


RTRRT – NOT FROM A JEDI


Instant magick has become a way of life as nowadays everyone can produce instant miracles right upon downloading the RTRRT suite of magick weapons for the initiate. The real time reality rendering tools do not Cesarean conflict with religion, on the contrary, the little powerful techniques boos true faith. Yet instant magick is not available from the Jedi order, or any order whatsoever. True initiation has one master only8.






ACADEMIC ZODIAC – NOT FROM A JEDI


The Academic Zodiac is a safe environment for astrological experimentation, whether initiated in Egyptian or Mayan mysteries. The 22 IAU constellations of the zodiac represent the official astronomic positions of the planets. Sai Baba uses the Academic Zodiac as avatar of truth. His natal Sun is in Libra according to NASA ephemeris on November 23rd. August 4th 2004. Darth Alice was born with Moon in Cetus ascending, Mercury in Sextans, Venus in Orion, Juno in Scutum9 and Pluto in Serpens Cauda10. Where did she get her true natal horoscope? Not from a Jedi.


PRECESSED ASCENDANT – NOT FROM A JEDI


They lied to you. You have not been born with a “Scorpio”ascendant since Scorpius is presently not rising at due east. That alleged “Capricorn” ascendant is Pisces. There is more than “two signs: of error in their sick miscalculations. And they say they precessed one sign only. That is a lie. The error is not one but two signs. There are 16 ascendants11 rising at east, as inspected by due observation. The local zodiac has nothing to do with the precession of the ascendant, much as the ascendant has nothing to do with the meridian constellation. Where do you get your true ascendant? Not from a Jedi.


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1TABVLA RASA, total reshift, the step you take when there is nothing else to do. Am I getting emotional?
2Galactic ascendant, known as galax. There are several types of ascendant besides the eastern ascendant. The “galax” for the U.S.A. Happens to be Cygnus, the heavenly swan.
3NASA can be accessed via graphic interface, thus Opera, Konqueror or Mozilla. There is even a NASA theme for Mozilla for inspired launchers!
4The EEEPC works exceptionally well as wireless, its primary function. Wiki Sky or Google Sky are happy alternatives to a telescope!
5A sturdy outdoors laptop. Have it shipped to us fopr our birthday, do! We love Windows 3.11 and will adapt. The astrologer does not need a laptop, just eyesight. Even a non astrologer can compute in minutes just anything ny heart like synastry directed or Cassini Lilith. You do not have to be an astrologer or have a laptop in order to calculate the real positions of the planets by heart. No pen, no pencil, no ephemeris, that is freedom. Astrologers used to walk the graveyard in search for interesting death data, calculate directions by heart and decide, yea that was a heart stroke at age 47, amazing. Nowadays even with a cemetery implementation for the EEEPC you do not find such geniuses, and yet such people did not even cvlai to be astrologers. They never had an ephemeris at all! Precisely because they did not have any ephemeris, they relied on calculus: once absorbed, they would calculate every possible synastry on first meeting. I know some of them as living proof. Their knowledge (hobby!) is taken as nothing special.
6There is mess after the upgrade but generally the EEEPC recognizes any peripheral without problem.
7Zen mind, true mind, the Self, original mind. Freud studied the parasite, the psyche, false ego and devil's install. Freud was not capable of any magick or scientific penetration, since he was used by the parasite, the psyche, default mind program, the one size first all. The one that is using you right now, the one that gets you into trouble in the first place. The one that whispers 12/12, the one that tells you that you can not.
8One without the other. Advaita Vedanta.
9Scutum is a zodiacal constellation.
10The ascendant of the U.S.A.
11There are 88 ascendants in all but for planet Earth at this epoch there are only 16 ascendants.