I would so love to post a Miles Copeland rant right now...

I know some of you will be like "yeah, do it do it do it... do it NOW!", but I prolly shouldn't. There would be way too much foul and offensive language, smart-ass remarks, stating of the truth in humorously offensive ways, shit talking, condemnations, filth flarn filth, and dirty dag-nastiness; all of which would barely scratch the surface of how I really feel.

But, I just don't think this site could handle it (much less the local community). Maybe if you all prod me enough I'll unleash my inner Drumopelli. But you have to get the concept of "knight in shining armor" out of yer head. This rant would be more like "Biblical Retribution"... it wouldn't be pretty. It'll be funny as hell, but it won't be nice or professional or anything like that. It will be like a slow and painful execution. It will be like drowning a rat for the sheer joy of drowning a rat.

Sasha and Colleen are probably like "do it do it do it" and will egg me on. My one sober brain cell says I shouldn't. For now, I will listen to it.

... but I can be persuaded.

G