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Cats that play Fetch

2008-03-14T15:44:02Z

does anybody else' cat play fetch. our cat brings spongeballs, drops them in your vicinity (not always in my hand) and then runs after them and bring them back. If you are just lying around, she might go and get a ball, bring it to you and start squeaking.... I never had a cat that did this before

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Little white furry forest demon...

2008-01-17T20:02:35Z

My Nimbus in all his loving devotion brought me home a live flying squirrel one stormy evening not too long ago. I let it go. Thanks Nimbus, but I would rather you brought home rats.

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Eulogy for a Tigress

2008-01-13T17:25:22Z

A soft and fury kitten
With blue eyes and tiger stripes
Grows into a cat
Mighty mankiller
stalker of jungles and forests
one of the rarest breeds
born into a life of captivity
what must it be like
to cat nap
as food walks around pointing
tail twitches
thoughts of freedom
and meals of funny looking monkeys
forever taunting
finally freedom comes
Ohh Tatiana Tigress
you are my shero
mighty mankiller
graceful and sleek
when shall we learn
that you commited no crime
you were only following
your instinctual call
may you live wild and free
forever in our hearts
and in the great world beyond
Blessed be, great cat
Blessed be...

A message to cops and others who shoot wildlife to kill-
Use a tranquilizer gun...
It is not the wild animal's fault that they encounter us,
it is we who have encroached on their freedom

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bizarre Maybe

2007-04-22T00:07:04Z

I got my kittie Maybe a few months ago. She's healthy and normal except for one thing. Maybe will usually follow you from room to room. She doesn't like to be alone. So here's the wierdo part: I'll be in the kitchen or something and she will leave the room and then meow because she's alone. I don't understand why she won't just walk back into the kitchen? She was perfectly capable at LEAVING the room, why the hell can't she come back in???? Or if I'm downstairs, she'll go upstairs and then start meowing her head off until I come up stairs!! WTF???? And it doesn't matter what room I'm in or what room she's in, either. She does this all time time. Any thoughts?

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Cat (and Dog) food recall

2007-04-18T13:49:34Z

I don't know if this has already been posted, but you should make sure that your pets food is not on this list! It causes liver failure...
www.menufoods.com/recall

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The ongoing battle for alpha kitty

2007-03-21T10:47:04Z

Why do these shitheads decide that as soon as the lights go off, and the humans retire to the big squishy square thing in the back room, to resume the ultimate struggle for domination?

ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum schreeeeeeeeee (hiss!) ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum (scratch scratch scratch scratch!) ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum BANG CRASH meow ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum...

Two little extremely sharp fluffballs sounding like a herd of horses, I'm sure the downstairs neighbor just LOVES this at 1am.

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these cats couldn't kick their own ass

2006-11-03T16:01:59Z

the descriptions are funny, the scottish fold cats(with turned down ears) are weird and the clothes!!!

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/

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Kitty Clones

2006-10-12T02:59:29Z

SAN FRANCISCO - Genetic Savings & Clone, a biotechnology company that sold cloned pets, sent letters to its customers last month informing them it will close at the end of the year because of little demand for cloned cats. The company had recently reduced the price from $50,000 to $32,000.

The letters said the Sausalito company was not accepting new orders for clones because it was "unable to develop the technology to the point that cloning pets is commercially viable."

Company chief executive Lou Hawthorne did not immediately return telephone calls Wednesday. A message on the company's answering machine said it was no longer taking orders and referred customers interested in freezing their pets genetic material to the Austin, Texas-based biotechnology company ViaGen Inc.
A ViaGen spokeswoman confirmed that Genetic Savings & Clone had closed and had refunded cloning fees.

The company was launched by billionaire and University of Phoenix founder John Sperling, who had hoped to have his hunting dog, Missy, cloned — a feat that was never accomplished.

Since the company opened for business in 2000, it was behind the creation of five cloned cats, but sold only two to paying customers. The first commercially cloned cat was named Little Nicky and was delivered to a Texas woman saddened by the loss of a cat she owned for 17 years.

The kitten cost its owner $50,000 and was created from DNA from her beloved cat, Nicky, who died the previous year. That kitten's creation and sale reignited fierce ethical and scientific debate over cloning technology, which is rapidly advancing.
Aside from human cloning, which has not been achieved even at the microscopic embryo stage, no cloning project has fueled more debate than the marketing plans of Genetic Savings & Clone.

Animals rights activists complained that new feline production systems aren't needed because thousands of stray cats are euthanized each year for want of homes. Those groups were elated Wednesday at news of the company's demise.

"It's no surprise the demand for cloned pets is basically nonexistent, and we're very pleased that Genetics Savings & Clone's attempt to run a cloning pet store was a spectacular flop," said Wayne Pacelle, head of the Humane Society of the United States. "It's not just a bad business venture, but also an operation grounded on the misuse of animals."

Pacelle and other groups argue that cloning is still primitive and fails more often than it succeeds.

"For every successful clone, dozens fail and die prematurely, have physical abnormalities, and face chronic pain and suffering," Pacelle said. "Cloning is at odds with basic animal welfare considerations."

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poor Louis the ass-kicker is now a house cat :-(

2006-07-01T01:17:06Z

http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-lewis-spared-0620,0,3173341.story?coll=hc-big-headlines-breaking

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Cat Takes on Bear and Wins

2006-06-14T03:39:51Z

X-posted... b/c its too funny!

http://tinyurl.com/o5w6r

A New Jersey woman says that a neighbor's 10-year-old clawless tomcat chased a black bear up a tree in her backyard.

Patricia Giovanetti told the Star-Ledger of Newark, N.J., that in the first encounter she watched between Jack the Cat and a bear, the bear was up a tree and Jack was standing his ground, giving the bear the eye. After a 15-minute standoff, the bear climbed down and quickly dashed into the underbrush with the cat in pursuit.

The bear found another tree and climbed up. Jack kept watch for a few minutes before joining Giovanetti and the cat's owner, Donna Dickey, allowing the bear to make a hasty escape, the Star-Ledger said.

Giovanetti and Dickey have decided that Jack considers their yards and the one in between his territory and is not about to let another animal in, not even the black bears that are increasingly common in Northwest Jersey. Giovanetti said there have been times when Jack, not always a friendly animal, has made her nervous.

"Sometimes, I fear him," she told the newspaper. "Now, I think I fear him more."

© YellowBrix, Inc. Copyright 1997-2006

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has anyone seen this site?

2006-05-25T13:54:13Z

mycathatesyou.com

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Synthetic taurine made for vegan cats

2006-05-08T07:30:45Z

Synthetic taurine made for vegan cats

I just learned that synthetic taurine is available.. maybe you already
knew

www.vegancats.com

* Don’t cats need a dietary source of Taurine?
* Is it true that vegancats.com is telling some people to feed their cats meat?
* I don't want to feed my cat ANY meat; what steps can I take to accomplish this?
* You're not listening to me. I don't want my cats to eat ANY meat. Is such a thing possible?
* Isn't it hypocritical and non-vegan to recommend that people give their cats meat?
* Are there any other health concerns I ought to worry about with my vegan cats, other than urinary tract issues?
* Should I also consider feeding some meat to my dogs?
* Which food should I be buying for my cats and dogs?
* Do you offer free samples?
* I live in _____. Is there a store in my area that carries your products?

Don’t cats need a dietary source of Taurine?
Yes- and the vegan cat foods we carry contain adequate amounts. Although Taurine naturally occurs only in animal tissue, synthetic Taurine has been produced on a large scale since about 1930. In fact, many meat-based pet foods utilize synthetic Taurine to meet nutritional requirements as well (most naturally-occurring Taurine is washed away during the rendering process)!
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Is it true that vegancats.com is telling some people to feed their cats meat?
Yes. After much soul-searching, we have decided to change our official recommedations for certain cats.

Urinary tract problems are extremely common in cats and, because of the relative acidity of meat to vegetable protein, many vegan cats suffer from them.

Although we have been giving advice for some time on how these problems can be minimized while still feeding a completely vegan diet, we have found that the vast majority of our customers have not been following this advice.

Unless you are very committed to following the advice outlined below, we therefore recommend that you mitigate the risk of urinary tract problems by feeding males cats only a 25-75% vegan diet and females a 50-100% vegan diet.
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I don't want to feed my cat ANY meat; what steps can I take to accomplish this?
Because of anatomical differences, the risk of urinary tract problems is much less in females than in males (although both can develop crystals in their bladders that can cause discomfort, females cannot become completely blocked by an aggregation of these crystals; therefore, urinary tract problems in females are easier and less expensive to fix and are not as painful and potentially dangerous as they are in males).

For this reason, we recommend that all female cats be given a 100% vegan diet unless they display a tendency for chronic urinary tract problems that cannot be controlled through the basic preventative methods outlined below. In those relatively rare instances, giving some canned meat food along with the vegan food may be a necessary step to normalize pH.

Because of the greater risk to males, we recommend that some canned meat (a veternarian-prescribed pH balancing formula is ideal) be given along with vegan food, regardless of their medical history. Cats who have never displayed any tendencies to develop urinary tract problems can probably get by at the lower end of this scale, however, while those who have had problems in the past may need as much as 1/2 to 3/4 of their food consist of meat in order to completely mitigate this risk.

For all cats of both sexes, the following basic rules of prevention ought to be followed as much as possible:

1) make sure your cat is getting as much water in their meals as possible. Wet or canned food is preferable to dry; if your cat will only eat kibble, consider soaking it in water for a few minutes prior to serving. No cat-- particularly males-- should be eating a diet of just kibble or dry food.

2) add enzymes pH to every meal. Enzymes are a good idea anyway, as they aid digestion and reduce metabolic tax on the body; enzymes pH also contains vitamin C and cranberry extract, both of which help acidify the urine and soothe the urinary tract simultaneously.

3) have your vet check your cat's urine pH and make sure it remains in the range of 6.0-6.5. This is the step that most people seem inclined to skip, but it is the number one diagnostic method by which you can head off a problem before it starts. This test will probably only run you in the neighborhood of $20-30, and can pick up a risk before it becomes a serious issue. Treatment for a blocked male cat who requires hospitalization and catheterization, on the other hand, may run you $1000 or more (and this is not even taking into consideration the effect on your cat). It is WELL worth taking the time to get this test done within the first few weeks of introducing a vegan diet to your male cats.
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You're not listening to me. I don't want my cats to eat ANY meat. Is such a thing possible?
Yes, of course it is. There are literally thousands of 100% vegan cats out there and most of them do fine. Females, as mentioned above, can usually be given a 100% vegan diet with no problem. And so can many males. However, we really need to stress that if you want to make your males completely vegan, you need to be very dedicated and vigilant when it comes to maintaining their urinary tract health.

NEVER feed a male a strictly kibble diet. Most vegan male cats will do best on NO kibble whatsoever (we recommend making them meals using Vegecat pH ideally).

Have their urine pH checked by a veterinarian, as outlined above, not just once but periodically. If the pH is over 6.5, or if crystals are detected in the urine, you may need to introduce a methionine supplement into the diet (we sell a vegan version, but you will need to get a dosage prescribed by your vet) and then get another pH reading done to make sure the supplement has been effective.
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Isn't it hypocritical and non-vegan to recommend that people give their cats meat?
No, we don't think so. As vegans personally, and as a vegan company, our goal is to reduce animal suffering and death by as much as we possibly can.

Although we believe that the majority of cats can do fine on an entirely or mostly vegan diet as long as proper precautions are taken, we have come to realize that many people find the steps outlined above to be daunting or confusing, and choose to ignore them and feed their cats vegan anyway (which may lead to urinary tract problems and ultimate disillusionment with the idea of vegan cat food altogether) or decide that feeding their cats a vegan diet is too difficult or risky and so continue to feed them meat.

We hope that everyone with the time, dedication and resources to carefully monitor their cat's urinary tract health and take all reasonable precautions to maintain it-- as outlined above-- will continue to do so. Our intention is not to scare anyone who has completely vegan cats and seems to be doing fine with them into going back to meat.

What we hope to do is encourage people who are nervous about giving their cats vegan food, whether because their cat experienced a urinary tract incident while on vegan food in the past or for some other reason, that they do not necessarily have to choose between a 100% vegan diet and a 100% meat one. A fifty/fifty split, for example, can decrease their contribution to the animal slaughter industry by a significant amount while at the same time mitigating their cats' risk of developing urinary tract problems.

If all the vegans out there who are worried about feeding their cats a vegan diet would instead strive to feed them a partially vegan diet, the collective benefit to animals would be tremendous. For this reason we believe that advising people to give their cats a mix of vegan and meat food is not only not hypocritical and anti-vegan, it is actually the most moral, ethically consistent, vegan position that we can possibly hold at the present time.
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Are there any other health concerns I ought to worry about with my vegan cats, other than urinary tract issues?
Nope. None. Although veterinarians often attempt to blame any health problem that a vegan cat may develop on the diet, nothing other than the aforementioned appears to show up any more often in vegan cats than it does in non-vegans.
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Should I also consider feeding some meat to my dogs?
No. Dogs are natural omnivores much like ourselves and adapt as easily to a vegan diet as we do. They do not have the same tendency to develop urinary tract problems that cats do, and so none of the precautions listed for cats applies to them.
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Which food should I be buying for my cats and dogs?
The best food for cats is Vegecat (pH is recommended for most-- see above), which is a supplement that comes with recipes that you can use to make food at home. If you don't have time to cook for your cat, Evolution is also nutritionally complete and doesn't require any additional supplementation. If you are going to be also giving your cat some meat food, we don't particularly endorse any brand over any other; it mat be a good idea to use a special "prescription" pH formula (available through vets) though, as this will allow you to use the least meat possible.
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Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town

2006-03-30T21:01:00Z

Pitbulls have nothing on ill-tempered felines...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/crazy_cat;_ylt=AiPPa8V7TuQl_hPbP7CjRprtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

___

Information from: Connecticut Post, http://www.connpost.com

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when you're at work

2006-03-09T04:52:33Z

and you're missing your cat....

http://www.broenink-art.nl/maukie2.swf

make sure you move the cursor around for hours of cat fun!
(apologies to those of you who've seen it already)

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Please, please help...

2006-02-27T16:22:34Z

Gang, this is serious. I have two female cats that I have to find a home for, somewhere in Southern CA. My daughter is boarding them for us, but just found out that she's pregnant. She can't keep them any longer. We can't keep them because our apartment manager will evict us if we bring them home. We're desperate. I can't take them to the pound. I just can't. Do any of you know ANYONE who might be able to either take them or, at least, help us to find them a home? The Humane society won't take them without Leukemia testing, which we can't afford and we don't know of any no-kill shelters. Please, please help.

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My Cat Chases The Dogs

2006-02-17T15:32:01Z

See that little black cat in there? Well, don't let his size fool you. He chases that big dog through the house, and torments the naeighbor's dogs by standing on the edge of the fence and sticking his tongue out at them!

http://people.tribe.net/princess_p/photos/38456768-5e4b-4171-a20a-8b18a239fe8d

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SCATO-LOGICAL VaLeNTiNeS from JacK the CaT

2006-02-14T08:04:35Z

Cats really * DO *
have special ways of
communicating love...

Don't they then?

This is what I saw in
Jack's Cat box this morning....

A PRESENT JUST FOR ME!

He pee'd in the ShaPe of a HEART !!

AND ONE DAY EARLY mind you!

GosH,
Wonder what he is working on for
Valentine's Day TOMORROW !!!!

FanCY!

He is so sweet and creative...J'AdoRe!

Here's
HeauPiN'
yer VaLeNTiNe
is as
sWeLLiGanT
as MINE...

LoVe & PiSseS,

JaCK & Confetta

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my cat's a flower arrangement artist

2006-02-14T00:27:27Z

we leave the sliding glass door open on warm sunny days for the cats to play in the garden .. my lil' one likes to pick neat lookin' leaves, flowers & twigs and bring them in the house. she arranges her collection always near her food bowl.. =)

in opposition to my lil peace-lovin flower child, my older cat's more of a hunteress .. she brings in dead flies, wounded dragon flies and spiders .. =P ick ..

what interesting things do your cats collect?

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my cat can, but ..

2006-02-10T20:40:12Z

(kick your cat's ass!) =) .. but how do i train her to use the toilet? (rather than the litter box) i've heard of cat's who do this & no litter box required in the house ..

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Canton Oh Health Dept. Threatens Stray Cat Feeder With Arrest

2006-01-26T20:59:28Z

Canton Oh Health Dept. Threatens Stray Cat Feeder With Arrest

www.cantonrep.com/new/index...Search=yes

Saturday, January 14, 2006
By ED BALINT REPOSITORY STAFF WRITER

www.starkhealth.org

Jesus, Buddha, and Isaiah say to feed the hungry while the Canton
Health Dept. threatens people with arrest for this action.

Please give feedback on this story to
starkhealth.org/contactus.htm
Health Dept Director: Wm J Franks
franksb@starkhealth.org

CANTON Margaret Hughes first noticed a gray cat in her 10th Street NW
neighborhood about two years ago.

Tugging at her heartstrings, the feline cried for attention and begged
for something to eat.

Unable to resist, Hughes set a food bowl outside her house. A pillow
and blanket were tucked into a wicker basket for a bed. She named the
cat Ghost, and limited the animal to the outdoors since she had an
indoor cat.

Another cat entered the picture later. She fed that one, too, once in
the morning and once in the late afternoon.

"I was just trying to save the cats from starving to death," Hughes said.

Then the 69-year-old got a notice from the Canton Health Department on
Jan. 6 ordering her to stop feeding the cats and to remove the bed. If
she doesn't comply by Monday, Hughes would be expected to show up for
a hearing, and could face up to a $100 fine and 90 days in jail, said
Law Director Joseph Martuccio.

"They always seek voluntary cooperation," Martuccio said.

Hughes, meanwhile, sees little harm in feeding the cats, saying she's
"trying to do something humane."

"I felt bad for the cats because they're on a porch meowing," she
said. "They're hungry, and I fed them."

Still, Hughes said, she's complying with the order, removing the food
bowl and bed.

(Jackie Godbey of the Humane Society in the following quote sounds more
like a dogcatcher than a humane society official)

Food dishes can attract raccoons, skunks and rats, he said. Food left
for cats also can lead to a colony of the four-legged creatures, said
Jackie Godbey, assistant director of the Stark County Humane Society.

The city and county health departments do not pick up strays. Neither
does the Stark County dog warden's office, which refers inquiries
about stray cats to the Stark County Humane Society.

The Humane Society accepts cats and puts them up for adoption, Godbey
said.

"They are the most important resource we have for cats," Wade said of
the agency.

People who have strays or want to get rid of a cat should not dump
them in rural parts of the county, Godbey said.

"They'll see a barn, a farm and they'll take (cats there), and they
don't think that 800 people have done that (in the same area) over the
years," she said.

Reach Repository writer Ed Balint at (330) 580-8315 or e-mail:
ed.balint@cantonrep.comui8klo

Please give feedback on this story to www.starkhealth.org

parts of this article which reflected the point of view of pharmaceutically
dominated professional executioners (of mammals)
at the health department were removed

(As the Health Dept. violates the 1st amendment in
harrassment of Good Samaritans, it neglects investigation of
national chain and local restaurant incidents of food poisoning,
ecoli sickness, spongiform encephalopathy etc.)

Cats:
www.vegancats.com
www.veggiepets.com/
forums.petfinder-network.com/vie....php veg. cat food
www.romancats.com Italy
www.cats.org.il/ Israel
www.pcrm.org suing Ohio State over treatment of cats
www.thecatsite.com/forums/
www.poetwill.org exposing Ohio State's giving AIDS to cats in vet. school
www.ci.akron.oh.us Akron Ohio Mayor and City Council trapping cats and selling or giving
them to Cleveland Clinic, Ohio State, Battelle, Kent State, Case Weste
www.worldanimalnet.org
www.network54.com/forum/460325
www.petfinder.com
www.notmilk.com
www.meatout.org
www.peta.org/alert
groups.msn.com/ar9/general.msnw
www.christianveg.com
www.jewishveg.com
www.hindu.org
www.plumvillage.org
www.egroups.com/messages/meatfreezone
www.envirolink.org
www.veggieboards.com
www.helpinganimals.com
www.news108.forumup.org
http://groups.msn.com/welcometoaworldwedontsee/messages.msnw

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Hello!

2005-12-20T00:51:42Z

Twas our two little masters, Casper and Inca, who pointed me in the direction of this wonderful tribe (see album). They said I could learn a thing or two.

Still I know they love me really. Inca brings me the occasional potato or slice of bread when he has been out on his adventures....from whose table I know not.....whilst Casper likes to give me some exercise and allows me to chase him about the house whenever I have excess energy to burn off (and when i don't).

Lovely to meet you people!

Derek

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REAL cat burglars...

2005-12-11T01:45:13Z

http://www.moggies.co.uk/stories/catthief.html

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IS YOUR CAT A DRUG ADDICT?

2005-12-06T15:05:01Z

Have you heard of KITTY CRACK?
It comes in packets at the store and they are called TEMPTATIONS...
they contain TAURINE (The same thing in RED BULL).

MY CATS ARE HOOKED.

Damn Drug addict cats of mine!!

Always wanting another fix...
I have tried to ween them by substituting cat nip..

but them kitties got it BAD.

Luckily kitties NEED Taurine so I think it is safe...
but when they start wanting their fix...watch out!

Are your kitties hooked?
Maybe there should be a Kitty Crack support group?

Kitties who love Crack and the Humans who love them?

Is this unstoppable craving for Temptations OKAY??

aaR

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Chasing foxes

2005-10-31T16:43:28Z

I don't know if it counts as my cat kicking your cat's ass, but when we lived in London, our Ginger tom used to chase the foxes away. It was quite impressive to see him bush up and scamper sideways towards the foxes and watch them run away.

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obsessed with sponge balls: Real Ass Kicking

2005-10-03T17:53:03Z

so i posted on the tribe, photographic evidence of Binky's unique skills, if your cat can kick my cat's ass, I want some evidence
this is an open challenge
no holds barred competition

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Kitty Owies

2005-10-02T06:14:49Z

My cat CAN kick your cat's Ass.... even though he only has 3 legs...

Except he came home the other night with a big huge gash on his chest. I picked him up and accidentally stuck my forefinger in it nearly up to the first knuckle. He has been under kitty quarantine until this morning when he goes to the vet. Wish him luck! At this point he is acting pretty normal, but I'm sure I'll be feeding him a bunch of antibiotics until he heals.

He's not allowed outside, but other people in the house keep letting him out. Grrr.

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New ass-kicking cat

2005-09-19T17:55:41Z

I got this really cute little cat. She's really friendly with people but damn, she's a terror with other animals. She's small (only 6 lbs) and has our 12lb and 14lb cats terrified of her and hiding and she's tried to take on the 55lb dog.

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HEY ARE YOU GUYS THERE??

2005-09-19T12:31:53Z

It seems like this tribe went into limbo or something...

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YARD RATS

2005-09-16T22:23:51Z

i have 4 kittens living under my shed.......the landlord brings food for me to feed them..because they are suppose to be wild and he cant catch them to take to the pound (and he is a softy).......but for crazed wild cats....they sure eat alot of dry food.....and break into my house when it rains so they can sleep on my fabric pile...

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FUNNY!!

2005-09-08T22:31:04Z

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

it's the best birthday present i could've gotten

(since my ex's name was fred)

hysterical!

i had to post it to my blog...tee hee.

your comments are welcome there, btw

;)

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MONPA - Museum of Non Primate Art - Tokyo

2005-08-25T05:06:56Z

http://www.monpa.com/index.html

I've been slowly trying to convince my feline friend to start painting, and help pay the rent... He hasn't quite got it yet, but I'm hoping still...

:)

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Two Balls

2005-08-21T09:05:01Z

Binky with two sponge ball
I pronounce her fetch queen until i see photos proving otherwise

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gotta love it....

2005-06-10T23:24:16Z

I got this link from another cat tribe yesterday, and this video is awesome.........there are some decent pounces and tactics in here.....
enjoy!

www.filecabi.net/v/file/1117738606/wmv

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alfa cat!

2005-05-20T22:13:53Z

Ha, Ha! zora is bigger than me and was here first but I DOMINATE her. I rule the roost! (except when buddy get's tired of me, ahem, but that isn't very often)

yesterday the wab was muttering about how she made a mistake by not letting them kick my ass when I moved in. she thinks that tipped the power balance in my favor. She thinks it's unnatural that a small interloper gets to be the alpha cat. zora isn't "holding back" becuase she got yelled at a few times a year ago! she's a big calico *chicken*, that's what it is.

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YOGINI KITTY KICKS ASS WITH CAT POSE

2005-05-20T06:09:16Z

www.yogakitty.com/yogavideos.html

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Have your cats actually kicked anything's ass?

2005-05-19T15:03:00Z

Enough of the bravado. Let's put things in perspective here. For the past two nights in a row my cat Grendel (See pic page 3) took on a fox, that outweighed him by several pounds, in our yard. He got in a few good swipes and it took off running with his tail between his legs.

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ass kickin' cat movie

2005-05-10T00:28:37Z

This is my favorite movie of all time.

http://www.sfmac.com/cat.avi

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Feline UFC

2005-04-28T01:57:07Z

Based on the name of this tribe, I propose that we settle this at least once a month.
We'll all bring our darling little kitties to the arena and let them fight it out.
That'd be real interesting in the declawed division without canines (or are they felines, you know, the fangs), they could swat and gum each other for hours I imagine.
But the heavyweights would be a site to see, we may have to put little gloves on their paws to be humane, and perhaps little kitty muzzles, we could sell tickets and have a winners purse.
They'd probably just give us an arrogant look and start grooming themselves, completely ignoring the other kitties.
Maybe we could get them jacked up with a little nip.
Or mix a little tequila and milk.
We could videotape it and sell it as "Kitties Gone Wild"
We'll make millions, until we get sued for exploiting underage kitties.
We'll have to hire a big shot lawyer I guess.

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CAT ALERT!!

2005-03-26T02:56:47Z

uh huh....

so i get it now...

VERY INTERESTING INDEED...

Did any of you other kitties happen to NOTICE that the MODERATOR of this CAT TRIBE is a DOG!!!

We have been HAD!!

WeLL Dog-Breath...all I can say is there's a heLL-of-a-Lot more kitties in here than DOGS...
and WE can KicK YER aSs!!

aaR

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2 Slaves, 1 WAB!

2005-02-28T17:52:49Z

My brother and I have broken into the computer to spread the word of our good fortune! Last week, something was up at our house, two people (at first I thought they were WAB's, but no), came and took us from our house. We were pretty pissed, because we had a dog, and we were used to kicking his ass, and there was a kid, I won't lie, she kicked our asses on the regular..
but NO MORE! Our new people, are great slaves. My brother peed on the bed they gave him, and the girl (boy, she's a sucker) wasn't even mad... in fact I swear I heard her ask him if he was feeling allright??? Yeah, and she seems to think it's really funny to call me fat and joke about dieting, all the pointing and laughing, made better daily, by sleeping in her bed, oh yeah, under the covers and everyting! told ya she's a sucker! Eating this glorious new food that she thinks is healthy, MMM new food! And kicking everything in the houses' ass.
There's all this Nip everywhere, I swear she just rubs our toys in it.. Oh, the toys- there's this rabbit fur mouse, I kicked it's ass, then my brother kicked it's ass some more.
I don't know if I should tell you this, but I feel like I can trust you... The WAB's we had before, they called us Chip & Dale... We are not rodents, we weigh 20 pounds apiece! So they say, our troubled past ends with this, my brother (Dale) is now Hidden, and that chic calls me everything from Tubby to Muff Poot, but I like it best when she calls me to dinner. There is one WAB who lives here, but he stays out of our way mostly, not tempted by the fuzzy tub. That I don't get, because it is useless to resist us, and if you try, we'll kick you're ass!!! MMM! NIP!

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My cat Suffocated me!

2005-02-17T23:20:06Z

She's such a tub! She sat on my chest and dug her claws in and wouldn't move! I could barely breathe for all her fur and flub... I guess you could almost say she kicked my ass!

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My Savannahs can certainly kick your cat's ass!

2004-11-05T01:50:42Z

Just found this tribe, so I added a couple of pics of Bobo to the pictures sections, in one he "goes for the throat" of his friend Cooper the Beagle (poor Cooper, being the only dog in the house he's at the bottom of the totem pole:)), and another one where he's on top of Karamu. And he's not even the dominator of the house, Saffy (aka the Dominatrix) the smallest one is. Bobo is so strong that when he had to be X-Rayed at the vet, four adults could not pin him down and they had to sedate him! Ha!

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my pwka...

2004-10-22T19:01:29Z

...is aptly named.

strangest cat. he's so sweet, contended to let you hold him like a baby. purrs and purrs.

yet, all the other cats in the neighbourhood, he's constantly kicking their asses.

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poor birdie

2004-10-21T06:16:10Z

the Big Girl came home last night and freddy the orange porch tomcat had a prize gift for her! a big dead fast birdie, uneaten. he showed her to stop thinking he is sick just because he's fiv+ and not to alter his tomhood.

I would like to get out there and chase the birdies. last time I was outside I couldn't pursue such longshots, I ate from trashcans and freds dish. I feel a little bad for the birdie. The big Girl said a few words and buried him in the backyard by a rose bush.

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Weight gain? That's a problem?

2004-10-15T18:41:24Z

My WAB said that I've gained too much weight recently and he isn't going to feed me any more of the fish he's always eating. What the hell's up with that? I have to maintain my strength if I'm going to keep kicking ass. Or maybe that's his plan...

What do I do???

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Bored... who wants to wrassle?

2004-10-05T15:38:56Z

MEOW!

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snowshoe cats

2004-10-04T04:28:13Z

Does anyone have a snowshoe??? I do and I love him. He is a big teddy bear. They are the best cats. Join the snowshoe kitty tribe.

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I just kicked some vet ass!

2004-09-05T00:55:25Z

I got taken to the vet, those evil humans of mine! I guess I needed a check-up but I'm fine. I took revenge on the vet's hand. That'll teach him to stick me with a needle, the bastid!

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I may be new but..

2004-09-02T15:55:41Z

I'm fast and can kick your ass! I used to tangle with a pit bull so bring it on! meow... purrr

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Wussy pussy

2004-08-10T15:03:50Z

My cat keeps coming home beat up! WTF?!!??!

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Saint Boo's school of Kickin' your cat's ass...

2004-07-25T17:36:04Z

I am master, instructor and professor. Bring your tired, your purr, your cuddled masses... I'll kick 'em all. I am Flick and I bow only to the great Boo who watches over us all.

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Found a kitten

2004-07-15T21:00:22Z

I introduced it to my other cats and my other cat freaked out and ran while the itty bitty kitten chased it, hissing! So...
My kitten can kick your cat's ass!

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y'all betta reck-ah-nize

2004-07-14T23:46:51Z

I'm the new badass on the block. Just ask our resident canine. I had him whimpering in the corner twice yesterday. I chased that big mutt down the hall and cornered him and had him crying. Oh and I can kick Clyde's ass no problem even though he weighs twice as much as me!

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Meeeeee-owwwwwwwww!

2004-07-13T14:36:10Z

There are some new wrassling kittens in town! We're Bukky and Kumo -- check us out:

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We miss Boo, RIP kitty. But we can't wait to wrassle with Purity's *new* baby!!!!!!

rowr! purrr purrr purrr purrr purrr purrr purrr!

*licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick*

Let's WRASSLE!

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good bye everyone

2004-07-13T02:34:08Z

I'm going to be going to a better place. I won't be kicking clyde's ass anymore, but hopefully I have trained him well so he can kick all your guys' asses!

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Hissing

2004-07-02T18:37:26Z

My cat can hiss and growl anyone else's cat under the table, right now!
She's the master!
She doesn't fight real well but she sure sounds mean.

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ahem

2004-06-27T17:37:08Z

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In case you didn't know

2004-06-02T03:11:25Z

Pound for pound i'm the baddest cat in here.

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If you could fight any cat.....

2004-05-23T22:13:30Z

voltaire the land whale, and Qui Gon Jin, the soap eaters!

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This is a no-brainer who would win...

2004-05-13T18:20:09Z

...his name is Duma, which is Setswanan for "cheetah" and that is exactly what he is. You can hear him purr at 15 yards, and hear him growl at 60 yards.

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Bring it

2004-04-19T18:50:47Z

you mother fuckers want to tangle?

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My kat kicked my ass!

2004-04-19T07:50:07Z

Bobkat was a feral kitty found on a danish farm in a hound's mouth. Very aggressive, but cool for 5 years. We moved to downtown San Francisco, sirens and no earth to hunt on turned the beast into a attack kat of the first rate and gave me the cat scratch fever ($900 emergency room bill) Kat is gone on to some kat hostel or something. Tough Kat!

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alfa cat!

YOGINI KITTY KICKS ASS WITH CAT POSE

Have your cats actually kicked anything's ass?

ass kickin' cat movie

Feline UFC

CAT ALERT!!

2 Slaves, 1 WAB!

My cat Suffocated me!

My Savannahs can certainly kick your cat's ass!

my pwka...

poor birdie

Weight gain? That's a problem?

Bored... who wants to wrassle?

snowshoe cats

I just kicked some vet ass!

I may be new but..

Wussy pussy

Saint Boo's school of Kickin' your cat's ass...

Found a kitten

y'all betta reck-ah-nize

Meeeeee-owwwwwwwww!

good bye everyone

Hissing

ahem

In case you didn't know

If you could fight any cat.....

This is a no-brainer who would win...

Bring it

My kat kicked my ass!

SCATO-LOGICAL VaLeNTiNeS from JacK the CaT