...you might be a Bad Fairie.

topic posted Wed, April 2, 2008 - 10:11 AM by  AfflictedNep...
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If you've ever thought that people with numbers as fairie names "all look alike" to you...

If you smoke Marlboro Reds while meditating...(guilty!)

If black eyeliner is the closest you ever get to doing drag...

If you've ever been caught texting someone (2 BORING. U WNT 2 FUK?) during heart circle...

If you've ever turned down sex because someones tent was too far from the smokers tent...

If you've ever realized that you forgot to budget for a donation to the sanctuary for a gathering. However, you did remember to budget for booze, lube, condoms, hooks, whips, chains, clamps, collars, cockrings, poppers, dildos, porn, and ciggarettes. Then...

Any more suggestions?

posted by:
AfflictedNeptune
Washington, D.C.
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  • Re: ...you might be a Bad Fairie.

    Wed, April 2, 2008 - 8:40 PM
    (oh this is too fun to pass up!)

    Okay,...you might be a Bad Faerie...

    IF you lovingly enjoy a banquet of vegetarian food at gatherings, but run to your tent afterward to eat meat! (colds cuts, beef jerkey, etc.)

    IF you have a semi-short attention span, thus you pop in and out of morning heart circles, rarely staying for an entire one.

    IF you are a loving, caring, accepting person, who also has a very strong sense of self preservation.

    IF you've discovered that meeting/finding other Bad Faeries is simple if you keep a fully stocked bar back at the camp site.

    IF you have one foot in the corp/gov world and one foot in the radical faerie world and have no problem juggling the two nor seeing it as a conflict of interests/beliefs.

    ..Wow. I must be really bad! I think I deserve a spanking! Any takers?! ;-)
    • dude that's wack!

      Sat, January 31, 2009 - 12:55 PM
      <bending lucian and afflicted neptune both over my knees>....

      you ARE bad, if you borrow money from a fellow broke faerie and never pay it back.>>>>WACK

      and if you live a few miles from another faerie and never see them >>>>>WACK WACK

      now who's next? , i'm serving....
      • Re: dude that's wack!

        Tue, February 3, 2009 - 9:34 AM
        ... that was kinda hot...
        • Re: dude that's wack!

          Wed, February 4, 2009 - 2:28 PM
          oh come on! I deserve more spankings than that!! I see you at gatherings in Tenn more often than I do here in DC! I'm bad! Very, very bad! I'm just a Bad Man! Now spank me, bech!! ;-)

          *drops trou promptly*
          • Re: dude that's wack!

            Sun, February 8, 2009 - 10:41 AM
            Raisng back slowly.... for lucian

            WACK

            WACK

            WACK

            WACK

            WACK

            WACK

            WACK

            WACK

            getting pink...want more?
            say "yes sir, please sir ,may i have more sir!"
            and come get it... "bech"

            and here's one for stella too
            WACK,
            thanks for letting me sleep in the van.
            lots of little warming wacks

            so who's next?

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