Talking Dirty

topic posted Wed, March 12, 2008 - 12:59 PM by  manda
How many different ways can you describe the feeling of having a finger in your ass? Or having a dick in your ass? or if you really felt creative putting your own fingers in your ass?

Sorry, Scratching Post from Friday night wanted me to "talk dirty to him" and explain in detail what everything felt like. Those scenes in particular he kept having me repeat. I for some reason am incapable of saying the same thing repeatedly. And after about the 3rd time I started running out of adjectives. Any suggestions?
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manda
Sacramento
  • Re: Talking Dirty

    Wed, March 12, 2008 - 1:10 PM
    I am probably the worst "dirty talker" there is, I have that problem to. From what I heard, practice makes perfect.. just some time when you are alone think of things to say and say them out loud. It's probably easier to think of things when not in the heat of the moment, but then you'll be able to recall them later on. Or so they say. lol
  • Re: Talking Dirty

    Wed, March 12, 2008 - 1:25 PM
    I'm not good with talk during either. Dirty, descriptive, narrative, whatever. I'm just not very good with it. (I _can_ be. I'm a trained hypnotist. I just think of that more as topping and/or as work than as receptive or play.)

    My best suggestion is to look for metaphors. There must be a near infinite number of metaphors. Afterall, pretty much anything is like anything else - if you look hard enough.

    A finger in your ass is like an orange.
    • Re: Talking Dirty

      Wed, March 12, 2008 - 1:52 PM
      A finger in your ass is like an orange.

      Well I like oranges, so maybe I'll like a finger in my ass too then! I think maybe I need to find a stunt finger for this weekend. :D
    • Re: Talking Dirty

      Wed, March 12, 2008 - 2:16 PM
      Must..hold.. back....

      Can't do it.

      .. 'A finger in your ass is like an orange' is a simile. A metaphor would be a finger in your ass is an orange.

      .. I can't believe I said that about fingers in asses..
      • Re: Talking Dirty

        Wed, March 12, 2008 - 2:30 PM
        Lol.

        Ok, so I need a word that refers to the superset of similes and metaphors because clearly, I can't keep them straight.

        Metaphors and similes are the Asian faces of linguistics - us ignorant Caucasoids can't tell one from another.
    • Re: Talking Dirty

      Wed, March 12, 2008 - 4:38 PM
      Now would it be like an orange because it's nice and easy to enjoy or because when you poke it to hard it squirts?
      • Re: Talking Dirty

        Wed, March 12, 2008 - 5:51 PM
        I can only talk dirty in fiction. Then I can get all kinds of creative. But it's much easier to avoid repetition when you've got time to go back and edit. You can't really do that mid-scene.

        "Oh, um, by the way, when I said that a finger in my ass is like an orange, I actually meant a pineapple."
        • Re: Talking Dirty

          Tue, May 13, 2008 - 9:02 PM
          "I can only talk dirty in fiction. Then I can get all kinds of creative. But it's much easier to avoid repetition when you've got time to go back and edit. You can't really do that mid-scene."

          I've got to agree with Elusive Grace. I can write pages upon pages that will keep you playing, make you cum, and then be ready for the next climax. It's the dirty talk that I can fall short on.

          Lynn


          P.S. "Oh, um, by the way, when I said that a finger in my ass is like an orange, I actually meant a pineapple."

          Ouch, all I can say to that is at least an orange is smooth!!!
  • Re: Talking Dirty

    Wed, March 12, 2008 - 6:23 PM
    I totally know your dilemma. I'm just not good at speaking extemporaneously, period. I especially can't talk if I"m turned on.

    Try a mix and match approach, the mad libs version of dirty talk:

    Feelings:

    I love it when, How great that feels, That's amazing how, It gets me hot when, I really like it when, I can't get enough of, etc.

    Descriptions of the act:

    tickle, tease, torture, pound, probe, prod, poke, ram, stroke, slide, glide, ride, rim, etc.

    Euphemisms for the spot:

    brown eye, back door, forbidden fruit, tight virgin ass (yeah, so what if we know better; they like that shit), etc.
    • Re: Talking Dirty

      Thu, March 13, 2008 - 8:49 AM
      If you can't think of new phrases to say...just try saying them in various tones (use your regular voice, then a more sultry one, etc.) Chances are in the heat of the moment, what ever is said will be just fine! Or you could carry a thesaurus w/ you : )
  • Re: Talking Dirty

    Mon, March 17, 2008 - 5:59 PM
    Assuming the goal of "talking dirty" is to turn your partner on, you have to know what it is that turns him on. Consider the following lines

    "I love your finger in my ass" Implies that he is a good lover and that he turns you on
    "fucking my tight asshole like that makes me feel like such a nasty slut" Feeds into the humiliation aspect
    "God your finger in my ass feels good" Grants permission to finger you and that you enjoy anal sex
    "please dear god don't violate my ass" Turns us ole sadists on as we plunge in another
    "oh your finger feels like my last BM" Wouldn't work on me but I am sure it would work on someone.

    Point being that it isn't just a matter of stringing together words but of crafting a picture/fantasy that feeds whatever turn ons your lover has.
    • Re: Talking Dirty

      Mon, March 17, 2008 - 9:10 PM
      This we lead back to my problem with needing to talk with the person more that an hour before playing. I was just ecstatic that Since the first of the year I've known all of my partners first names and had at least some prior conversations with them. Wow that made me sound like a slut. Oh well. pain meds reveal so much.
      • Re: Talking Dirty

        Mon, March 17, 2008 - 9:26 PM
        I have avoided this topic cuz I hate talking dirty (nothing comes out right and it makes me feel erotically stupid), but I caved and opened it, and to my surprise, y'all dont like it either! Yay!

        In the past, especially when dealing with the ass, if the guy wants me to talk dirty to him while hes going there, I'll tell him that I'll only do it if we can play the situation in reverse as well (not rewind, but with his ass getting the attention, and him having to talk dirty). It has been my experience that most cant/wont do it the other way. And for many, it has been really fun to freak them out with the thought of anything going near their tight virgin ass. Now, well, its not so easy to pull that trick. Too many of our guys around here really like taking it in the ass. But they usually still cant do the dirty talk. ;o)
        • Re: Talking Dirty

          Sun, March 23, 2008 - 12:59 PM
          I used to hate talking dirty. When I was a stripper, clients always wanted me to talk dirty to them, and my stock cheezy answer was, "Oh baby, I'm all action, no talk." A long-distance flirtation with lots of dirty IM-ing changed that, and now I rather enjoy it. One thing I've realized is that cliches are okay. There's a reason, "Ram your big, hard cock hard into my poor, sore violated little asshole" works. It's hot. No need to wildly extrapolate (though I gotta admit, I like the orange . . .). For more extended verbal scenarios, you can describe everything y0u wish would happen . . . "I love it when you wrap your big, strong hands around my wrists and pull my arms back, pinning me down and spreading me wide open. When you kick my legs open, it makes me so wet. Because I know you're going to be torturing my ass soon,.. I want it so bad, but I'm afraid of what you're going to do to me." And so on. You can set the whole scene, not just talk about the act itself. I enjoy talking about the mental aspect . . . what I want, what I fear, what I feel dirty for fantasizing about, what i hope he won't do, etc.
          • Re: Talking Dirty

            Mon, March 24, 2008 - 6:54 PM
            Maybe i should just put a time limit on it. i managed to talk dirty for a while, but after about the first hour and a half I started getting bored and trying really hard not to get Snarky. Unfortunately " I find it entertaining when you aim for my ass and miss, so you end up sliding up my crack, spreading the lube so my ass sticks together later." Just wouldn't have worked. Really wanted to say it after a while though. Unfortunately laughing would have ensued afterwards, and that just wouldn't have gone over well either.
            • Re: Talking Dirty

              Tue, March 25, 2008 - 10:19 PM
              ::giggling::

              I can see you dirty talking with a little egg timer next to you.
              • Re: Talking Dirty

                Wed, March 26, 2008 - 9:46 PM
                I would too. Although I can also see them using it against me. If i put time limits on what I"m willing to do they might turn around and do the same thing to me. I wouldn't put it past them.
                • Re: Talking Dirty

                  Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:00 AM
                  "Oooh, that egg-timer up my ass feels SOOO NAUGHTY!"

                  It's funny, because as much as I love to hear filthy talk, I am, like many of you, shy about giving it back. I think we just all need to realize that we are not being judged on it. It's not being quoted in the NYT, it doesn't have to be eloquent or witty or even grammatically correct. It's about being in the moment and letting loose.
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                    Re: Talking Dirty

                    Tue, May 13, 2008 - 11:00 AM
                    LOL, giving me too many ideas about cooking and kitchen bondage...at the same time. I can't really listen or talk dirty. Every time I've tried it with the partner I'm with we usually end up laughing too hard because one of us or both of us make a smartass comment. Either that or we get a funny mental image and can't stop laughing about it.
                    • Re: Talking Dirty

                      Thu, May 15, 2008 - 7:24 PM
                      I'm all about the mental images. and sharing them. trying to keep it serious is one of the hardest things for me and even then I have to explain my snickering.
                    • Re: Talking Dirty

                      Thu, June 5, 2008 - 2:25 PM
                      Right on! This is what always happens to me. If someone says to me something like "ram that pussy with your throbbing man meat!" my inner wise ass is sure to emerge. Too often this stuff just feels contrived, and after being with a talker for years i'm really enjoying being with someone who just makes A HELL OF A LOT OF NOISE!
                      How 'bout getting some good lines from victorian erotica?
    • Re: Talking Dirty

      Tue, May 13, 2008 - 9:07 PM
      ""I love your finger in my ass" Implies that he is a good lover and that he turns you on
      "fucking my tight asshole like that makes me feel like such a nasty slut" Feeds into the humiliation aspect
      "God your finger in my ass feels good" Grants permission to finger you and that you enjoy anal sex
      "please dear god don't violate my ass" Turns us ole sadists on as we plunge in another
      "oh your finger feels like my last BM" Wouldn't work on me bu.."

      Michael,
      You have some good "talk" starting points, at the same time, my question would be, if your BDSM play is with the same person, then you cannot just reuse these same phrases as words as well as motion can become mechanical.

      Lynn

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