That's a good question! Are there?

David

"It's nearly as bad as the guys who call you Mistress, and then, when you ask them politely to stop, say, "I'm just being respectful, Mistress." (Because, of course they AREN'T when you've expressed a desire to have them not do that.) "

OMG! I was just talking with a friend about this! Doing something like this is nonconsensual....it is starting a scene IMHO without the person's consent. I have also experienced it the other way, in which someone who identifies themselves as being a Dominant assumes that I should be addressing him/her as Mistress, Sir, etc. On both sides, it is very impolite....

I can't remember where I got this, but the conversation was about submissive males who aren't (the do-me queens). In any case, a bit of levity (or sadly, reality)

Dear Mistress,

Do me, do me, do this to me, do that to me, do this other thing to me, wear these clothes while you are doing it, force me to do these other things, and by the way I expect some kinky sex acts.

Here is a picture of my big hard cock for Your pleasure. I've only sent it to 6,342 women on this site so far, so it should make you feel really special that I'm sending it to you too. I won't pay you money because pros are so selfish and demanding. You have to do all this stuff to me just because You like it, and if You don't, then obviously you are not a Real Domme.

I didn't actually read your profile and I could care less about what you are looking for or who you are as a person. I just want you to wear sexy clothes and do me. I'm married and sneaking around so discretion is a must. I expect you to stay in your dungeon and never talk to me if you happen to see me on the street with my real friends and family. I can't give You my phone number or my real name either. But I'm really, really submissive. In fact, I am your total sex slave.

To prove it, here is another picture of my big hard cock in bondage. If you're a Real Domme, you will write back immediately. If you don't write back, you're just a fake, so fuck you, bitch.

Submissively,

Your Slave

I'm sure that at least *some* of the people who don't follow these directions do read them - and then ask here anyways, because somehow they think that *they're* so special that they ought to be allowed to break the rules.

Don't start me...

(As I now slink out, after having ignored the rule that *I* set about no discussion here, either <g>. But of course, it's your tribe now ;->)

Dear Domina,
Maybe my French language prevents me from understanding something important. Please, be tolerant, indulgent and magnanimous and give me the explanation I need. Why do you ask if InfoDiva and me read this thread ? Secondly, what is so much hilarious ? I will read your reply with attention and willingness to correct . My respects, my regards, Gilles

... speechless.

This kind of idiotic bullshit is why I'm becoming more than a little snarky most of the time. Jeeze Louise!!! Can't these people READ?????

Domina

I'll monitor this thread/Tribe for You, Domina, and deny access to those who don't follow the directions set forth in Your original post.

Mystic