I'm the evil elf of Jordan's subconscious who reminds Jordan of his inherintly filthy and diseased nature that stands in such sharp contrast to the optimistic and fulfilling scenes he's wandered into throughout the video. This is manifested by the physical act of pelting Jordan with poo to assert that happiness is not his to attain by aimless wandering no matter how welcoming his enviroment, but only by stripping off his emotional clothing and baring himself naked whilst his psyche is rinsed, washed, and then tumbled dried to incorporate the fabric softener of a complete life.

almost everything alex said was true. all but the part about the fabric softener. that stuff is a scam and I never use it.

-Jordan

p.s. It wasn't poo or mud, it was a mix of oatmeal, soy sauce, elmer's glue, chocolate sauce, flour, syrup and honey. It was really nasty