1. If you were allowed to use only one object - besides your hands - every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use?

Um, a vibrator? Is this a trick question? I only use my hands when out of batteries or caught unawares.

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were?

Men in ladies’ underwear. But only as a subby thing.

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car?

Puked on a road trip with my sisters.

4. What famous person would you like to watch masturbate?

Not my thing. I only like people I know.

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten?

I think the whole food thing is pretty silly, but my boyfriend does enjoy sucking mussels out of the shell in front, and licking all the juice from said shell. It’s pretty cute.

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?

Well, I do like boys in eyeliner, but not really a turn-on, just aesthetically pleasing.

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with?

My sweetheart. I fell in love with him in a ballroom dance class, where we met.

8. If the genitals of the opposite (or same) sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be?

Salty, sweaty, slightly astringent, drenched in pheromones . . . hey, I got my wish!

9. What foreign accent do you find most sexy?

Well, the hottest sex I’ve had with a foreigner was with a Latvian Aussie, so let’s go for that.

10. What is your favorite non-sexual way you like to be touched?

Massage so hard it makes me cry. Rolfing is awesome.

11. What musician would you want to have had sex with when they were in their prime?

What is this cultural obsession with having sex with random famous people just because they’re famous? If I met any random famous person and they were nice and smart and cool and smelled right—yeah, sure. But not just because their face is on an album cover.

12. What part of your body would you most like to have licked?

The usual.

13. Pick five of your Tribe friends to have an small orgy with - three of the opposite sex and two of your own.

Eh. Been there, done that. It’s nice and everything, but probably next time it won’t specifically be tribe people, though it certainly has in the past. Really, just go to Kinky Salon or Debaucherama, and you can probably have sex near, if not with, many of your friends. Why make up fake stories about it?

14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would you want it to be?

Ending war.

15. If you had to be the mattress of someone famous, who?

Okay, this is just getting stupid. Was this quiz invented by TV Guide?

16. If you were to remember every person you've had sex with, how accurate would you be?

Just their name? Could probably recall all of them, though of course I wouldn’t know all the last names. Where and when it happened? Could narrow it down to the year, probably. Exact naughty details? Only the ones I either really enjoyed, or that were truly dreadful.

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of characters would you choose to have sex with?

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh! Yes, this quiz was clearly created by TV Guide. WTF? Is sex with strongers you only know from television or magazines really that much of turn-on? Does this seem weird to me because I was raised in the woods by hippies and didn’t have a TV until my teens? Do all other little kids grow up masturbating to the 6pm anchorman or something?

18. What sport do you think has the hottest participants?

Aussie rules football. They hit each other as hard as American footballers, but wearing little skimpy tank tops and shorts. The hott.

19. What 'accessories' are in the drawer by your bed? (not necessarily in a drawer)

The usual, nothing fancy . . . a dozen or so dildos, a few vibrators, a whole lot of porn, lube, condoms, strap-on harness, speculum, riding crop, box of needles, floggers.

20. What clothing article of yours makes you feel most sexy when you wear it?

I have a couple of amazing corsets, including a very expensive Stormy Leather one my boyfriend bought me for my birthday. It is magnificent, but since it’s red satin, I don’t wear it that often because I don’t want it to get messed up.

1. If you were allowed to use only one object - besides your hands - every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use?
a dildo

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were?
oral sex. Just the thought of it was pretty sick...now omg love giving and recieving

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car?
gave my boyfriend a blowjob wen i borrowed their car to pick up him while his car was in the shop

4. What famous person would you like to watch masturbate?
just my boyfriend

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten?
not sure

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?
loove lip gloss dry lips are a turn off

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with?
umm well it wasnt so much sensual more dirty with a guy named James

8. If the genitals of the opposite (or same) sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be?
cherries

9. What foreign accent do you find most sexy?
My babys puerto rican accent hes so sexy

10. What is your favorite non-sexual way you like to be touched?
having my hair played with

11. What musician would you want to have had sex with when they were in their prime?
none

12. What part of your body would you most like to have licked?
nipples and pussy

13. Pick five of your Tribe friends to have an small orgy with - three of the opposite sex and two of your own.

14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would you want it to be?
fucking

15. If you had to be the mattress of someone famous, who?
...

16. If you were to remember every person you've had sex with, how accurate would you be?
i rememeber all of em

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of characters would you choose to have sex with?
never wtached that movie or sitcom whatever it is

18. What sport do you think has the hottest participants?
looove hockey players their so damn sexy!

19. What 'accessories' are in the drawer by your bed? (not necessarily in a drawer)
none

20. What clothing article of yours makes you feel most sexy when you wear it?
my corset top

1. If you were allowed to use only one object - besides your hands - every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use? Anything with a vibrator in it

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were?

being outdoors and working nature

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car?

with or without them, with, giving my boyfriend a hand job while driving back from seeing a movie, without them, I had my own car at 16 so I didn't have to use theirs for much, I am sure that I had sex in at least one of theirs though.

4. What famous person would you like to watch masturbate?
Asia Carrera, my own personal show, not the ones in a porno

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten?
crab, strawberries with chocolate, pudding pops

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?
hardly wear makeup but I would probably say red lipstick

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with?

Dave

8. If the genitals of the opposite (or same) sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be?

vanilla or dark chocolate

9. What foreign accent do you find most sexy?
spanish or italian

10. What is your favorite non-sexual way you like to be touched?

a all encompassing hug

11. What musician would you want to have had sex with when they were in their prime?

george strait, josh turner, brad pasley, tim mcgraw, tobey keith, trace adkins, joshua kadison, too many to count

12. What part of your body would you most like to have licked?

long licks starting at my clit and all the way back to my ass but I love to have the back of my neck messed with

13. Pick five of your Tribe friends to have an small orgy with - three of the opposite sex and two of your own.


14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would you want it to be?

giving head

15. If you had to be the mattress of someone famous, who?
any of the singers mentioned above, oh and paul walker,

16. If you were to remember every person you've had sex with, how accurate would you be? 95%

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of characters would you choose to have sex with?

professor - he's a nerd and all they think about is sex (so I hear)
mary ann- I think she would be adventurous

18. What sport do you think has the hottest participants?
soccer
19. What 'accessories' are in the drawer by your bed? (not necessarily in a drawer) how about a box under, batteries, lube, one dildo, two vibraotor, and a "butterfly", getting two new toys today to add to the collection

20. What clothing article of yours makes you feel most sexy when you wear it?

tight jeans, heels and a low cut shirt

1. If you were allowed to use only one object -besides your hands- every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use?

Ans. A pillow.

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were?

Ans. (pre-transition) a girl in her bra and panties, especially after a shower and when they were dressing.

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car?

Ans. Nothing, lol!

4. What famous person would you like to watch to masturbate?

Ans. Devin Lane (Playboy tv).

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten?

Ans. I love watching a woman suck on a strawberry, or deep throat a banana. ;- )

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?

Ans. Her eyeliner.

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with?

Ans. one of my ex-lovers.

8. If the genitals of the opposite sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be?

Ans. If they aren't allergic to it, strawberry.

9. What foreign accent do you find sexy?

Ans. a female that hasn't gotten rid of her her irish brogue, or a woman that can speak fluent Italian, is enough for me to get a rock hard on.

10. What's your favorite non-sexual way to be touched?

Ans. A gentle back scratch.

11. What musician would you want to have sex with when they were in their prime?

Ans. One of the goddesses' of Heart

12. What part of your body would like most to have licked?

Ans. My pecker needs some attention. lol!

14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would it be?

Ans. I'm very good at giving a woman head...

15. If you had to be the mattress of some one famous, who?

Ans. Maritska Hargitay...... yeah baby!! LOL!

16. If you were to remember every person you've ever had sex with, how accurate would you be?

Ans. Very accurate.

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of charaters would you choose to have sex with?

Ans. Mary Ann, I mean how innocent and dumb can't she be?


18. What clothing article of yours makes you feel sexy when you wear it?

Ans. My shorts. I have a pair that are black and have a red stripe going down the side of it.

Thanks,

Sebastian

1. If you were allowed to use only one object - besides your hands - every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use?

my iMac

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were?

50 year old women

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car?

spilled a mikshake

4. What famous person would you like to watch masturbate?

Madonna

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten?

Mango

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?

Red lipstick - so many hot shades!

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with?

It's a tie:
Kristal and Slinky Rose. Love those petite girls that climb all over me!

8. If the genitals of the opposite (or same) sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be?

Peach, hands down.

9. What foreign accent do you find most sexy?

Italian

10. What is your favorite non-sexual way you like to be touched?

A long soft full bodied hug.

11. What musician would you want to have had sex with when they were in their prime?

another tie:
Janis Joplin and Tina Turner

12. What part of your body would you most like to have licked?

duh...

13. Pick five of your Tribe friends to have an small orgy with - three of the opposite sex and two of your own.

OK

14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would you want it to be?

Making Money


15. If you had to be the mattress of someone famous, who?

Leonardo DiCaprio or George Clooney- gotta be lots of hot stuff going on there

16. If you were to remember every person you've had sex with, how accurate would you be?

Huh?

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of characters would you choose to have sex with?

One? I'd go after Ginger first but I wouldn't stop there.

18. What sport do you think has the hottest participants?

Ice skating

19. What 'accessories' are in the drawer by your bed? (not necessarily in a drawer)

There's all the aforementioned stuff, plus a whole lot of mirrors (yes even overhead), soft red rope light, and stirrups! sometimes there's a pipe on the night table...

20. What clothing article of yours makes you feel most sexy when you wear it?

My latex catsuit (see my gallery), stretchy tight tank tops (wear 'em everyday)

1. If you were allowed to use only one object - besides your hands - every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use?
My trusty Mini Massager (though I haven't tried the Rabbit or Sibian yet so I might change my answer)

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were?
SM. I really thought that would never be my thing. I was kind of self-righteous about it actually. Boy howdy was I wrong!

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car?
Ummm, spilled a latte? (Yeah, it doesn't sound that bad but a few days later when the milk sours in the carpet you understand the scope of your error)

4. What famous person would you like to watch masturbate?
Why are you so in to famous people? I don't give a rats ass for famous people. I want to watch people in my life masturbate. OK, we'll go with Jason again. He's not famous, but he should be.

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten?
It really depends upon the person because you can make anything sensual if you really love the food and are feeling it, but I'm gonna go with Mango.

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?
The type that suits her.

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with?
Hmmm, good question but I don't dance with folks often. I'll have to go with my partner T****. He turned me on to dancing by making it a dominance and submission thing (that's how I learned to follow).

8. If the genitals of the opposite (or same) sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be?
I rather like the flavor they have but if we're picking favorite tastes dark chocolate is a perennial favorite, maybe Irish Cream. Perhaps mango for the ladies, or fresh tomatoes.

9. What foreign accent do you find most sexy?
I'm not sure there's a "most" sexy but the first accent that popped into my head was Irish, though I also love the lyrical accent of some African countries.

10. What is your favorite non-sexual way you like to be touched?
If I'm in love then I like to have my face caressed. I always enjoy having my hair stroked and spooning.

11. What musician would you want to have had sex with when they were in their prime?
Do they have to be in their prime? I've actually had some really memorable sex with Tool playing but a lot of my partners don't seem to go in for the musical accompaniment.

12. What part of your body would you most like to have licked?
My skin.

13. Pick five of your Tribe friends to have an small orgy with - three of the opposite sex and two of your own.
No. Fill your spank bank yourself.

14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would you want it to be?
Sex. I can handle not being amazing at sleeping.

15. If you had to be the mattress of someone famous, who?
See, again with the famous. There is not a single famous person I would even be WILLING to be the mattress for unless I got to know them on their own merit.

16. If you were to remember every person you've had sex with, how accurate would you be?
Very. I might not remember full names (I have trouble remembering MINE for doG's sake!) but I remember every person and can tell you what kind of sex we had, how I felt about them then, and how I feel about them now.

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of characters would you choose to have sex with?
Never was a fan.

18. What sport do you think has the hottest participants?
Surely you jest.

19. What 'accessories' are in the drawer by your bed? (not necessarily in a drawer)
right now I have a slim vibe and my Mini Massager, some green apple flavored lube, some strwberry flavored warming lube, some olive oil, some Eros silicone based lube (hey, it's important to have the right lube for the right situation!), and a mountain of erotic novels.

20. What clothing article of yours makes you feel most sexy when you wear it?
It really depends on my mood. Stalkings and garter belts and good lingerie usually work. So do corsets and vinyl, leather, or rubber. Sexy costumes (Naughty Nurse delivering "first aid" treatment, Little Red Ridinghood with her basket full of sex supplies looking for wolves to eat her, the Keister Bunny passing out condom flowers and reminding folks to leave breeding to the bunnies, etc.) make me feel very playfully and exhibitionistically sexy. My skin, well, it's good skin. A nice coating of oil. Chocolate or sushi.
Really, there are so many ways to ice my cake.

1. If you were allowed to use only one object - besides your hands - every time you masturbated for the rest of your life, what object would you want to use?

2. What is something you never expected to be turned on by when you were younger, but now are, or later were? My nipples, bbws, and anal stimulation.

3. What's the dirtiest thing you did in your parents' car? Made out a few times, nothing exciting.

4. What famous person would you like to watch masturbate? Famous people are just like regular people, so I would probably watch whoever wanted me to at the time.

5. What food is the most sensual to watch being eaten? Ice cream

6. What type of women's makeup is the best turn on?

7. Who was the most sensual dancer you've had the pleasure of dancing with? Salma Hayek

8. If the genitals of the opposite (or same) sex could have any flavor, what would you have it be? Dark chocolate or champagne

9. What foreign accent do you find most sexy? Love a sexy british accent.

10. What is your favorite non-sexual way you like to be touched? Love to have my temples rubbed.

11. What musician would you want to have had sex with when they were in their prime? Pat Benetar, Alison Moyet, or Lena Horne.

12. What part of your body would you most like to have licked? I have to choose just one? nipples

13. Pick five of your Tribe friends to have an small orgy with - three of the opposite sex and two of your own. Cindy, Michelle, and Teresa for the ladies. Dave, you're my only male friend on tribe, so you'll have to bring one of your friends. I really probably need more friends.

14. If you could be simply amazing at one particular thing in bed, what would you want it to be? Giving people orgasms!

15. If you had to be the mattress of someone famous, who? Really?.... If I had to ...........one of the Olsen twins. They barely weigh anything so I wouldn't have to worry about getting damaged.

16. If you were to remember every person you've had sex with, how accurate would you be? Pretty accurate. Might not remember last names or exact dates.

17. If you were trapped on Gilligan's Island what one person from that cast of characters would you choose to have sex with? Maryann

18. What sport do you think has the hottest participants? road cycling

19. What 'accessories' are in the drawer by your bed? (not necessarily in a drawer) I have just about anything I might need to get the job done.

20. What clothing article of yours makes you feel most sexy when you wear it? Depends on my mood and the person I'm with.

Dave, are you writing a book or what?