I recently had the opportunity to imbibe what I thought was going to be a delectable pussy, only to discover that it tasted like cigarettes. There's not much that would put me off in this way, and I smoke cigarettes once in a great while myself, but this was overpowering.
Have any of you ever experienced this? If so, what do you say or do?
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Have any of you ever experienced this? If so, what do you say or do?
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:27 PMyeah ive encountered ash-tray pussy a few times ... nasty ... gag
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:39 PMWhile on the subject, I've also tasted semen that was reminiscent of bleach...*gag*. Not sure what causes that, but it was no fun.
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:50 PMThere actually IS a small amount of bleach in semen. A man can make his spunk taste better with diet. Avoid bitter foods and drink pineapple juice. I've heard that vegetarians taste best. -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 12:59 AMin my experience, meat eaters taste best
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:01 PMI've had the oppurtinity to snack on quite a few pussies over the years and I can say I've neer had one taste like cigarettes, musky, salty, sweet and yes a few fishy ones, I do believe that diet has alot to do with flavor down under.
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:48 PMI have, and it was very unpleasant. When you're a heavy smoker, you're releasing nicotine from every pore of your body, so no matter how well you wash, the smell (and taste) is still there.
What did I do? I just tried my best to ignore the awful taste and kept on licking, but I couldn't wait for her to come so that I could come up for air. Then I never saw her again. -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 1:14 AMThis is silly. I have eaten many a pussy with most being smokers and have never tasted a pussy that was like a cigarette.
I wonder if these women had a habit of keeping their hand with a cigarette between their legs, between puffs? That might do it. I suppose.
Either way, once she cums, all would have been flushed free.
On the vegetarian note; I haven't tasted a difference, other than the usual thing of women having different tastes.
Bitter foods make a guys come sweeter and sweet foods make a guys cum more bitter. That's what the studies say.
Personal experience; I like sweets and my wife says that my cum is sweet tasting*not just because she likes it* at times.
That kind of screws up the scientific research thing. ;-)
Betcha.....
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 6:43 AMI think this has been a thread before but I'll contribute again.
I haven't tasted other pussies but had remnants of my own off lover's lips. It always seems tangy to me but I've been told it's really good. I guess since I'm a straight woman I don't see what the big deal is. My bad I guess.
I had an affair with a doctor (long ago) who told me his wife tasted like baked bread. Maybe some of it is it tastes like what it smells like (like how we can say beer tastes like piss.)
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 8:56 AMnah betcha - the cigarette smell is excreted through the twat juice ... it's true, someone else hinted at this I think ... no cumming is going to flush it that much ... she just needs to STOP smoking ! -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 9:30 AMWho's 'she'? All women?
'no cumming is going to flush it that much'
LOL
My wife soaks a bed, not just creates a wet spot.
Either way; I would eat her pussy, as I accept her for who she is both good an bad and I love the taste anyway.
Fortunately there is much more good than bad, which is what drew me to her.
In the end, her pussy tastes great. When I don't eat her pussy; it is just because I am not in THAT mood, not because of her.
Betcha.....
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 9:49 AMyeah it's always nice to be with a bed-soaker ... hee hee ... "ah look what happened" afterwards ... ehehehe ...
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 9:56 AMThe only problem with it is when it's cold and that spot gets cold, but you just add a towel and all is well again.
At least in my world. ;-)
Betcha......
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Tue, May 27, 2008 - 9:50 AMI am working on a new product line of bed throws that have a soft rubber on one side and plush sensual fabric on the other. They will be washable and then you can soak the bed while rolling around on faux fur or chenille then after quieting down take the throw off and put it in the laundry basket so your bed is still dry! My current partner, who loves to make me come like a waterfall, is helping me with the concept... -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 30, 2008 - 10:52 PMMy solution,
Just crowd up close on his side to avoid the wet
If he gets to warm, since I'm a little heater after sex,
I just suggest we trade sides because
mine is suddenly nice and cool. *grin*
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Sat, May 31, 2008 - 8:01 PMdo you smoke yourself Betcha? It would make sense that if you did, you wouldn't notice as much.... -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Sat, May 31, 2008 - 8:53 PM"do you smoke yourself Betcha?"
I try to stay away from cooking myself on the barbecue. :-)<<<<*This is where punctuation is important* LOL
Yes, I do smoke and...I have gone through long periods of non-smoking: it didn't matter to me and this smoker taste thing seems like hogwash to me. I can smell things very well; smoking or not.
"It would make sense that if you did, you wouldn't notice as much...."
To an extent, so...are you recommending that all people should smoke, so that they don't notice when pussy doesn't smell?
LMAO
You know what really affects me, the most, in my sense of smell?
Pollution from people who can't take care of their vehicles or have over-sized vehicles with a bunch of nasty junk coming out of their tail pipes.
I leave the house breathing well, but head into the big city, or worse...the "burbs" and all clean air and much of my sense of smell disappears, until my morning shower.
The good news in all of that?
I don't have to deal with the woman who coats her perfume on like a French whore, or the guy who thinks that if he soaks himself in cologne that he will either attract some woman(Like in that idiotic "Axe" commercial{Which smells worse than a skunk}) or cover his smell from being too lazy to take a shower for a couple of days.
I don't have to smell every "great scent" of food that leads one to over eat.
I don't have to smell the scent of sweat on people.
I do smell all these things, but the aroma isn't as strong.
For that, I am grateful.
Smell is good in the mountains or on a really good meal.
Other than that...it's pretty useless, unless you are a bloodhound.
That's my opinion.
Not a knock to anyone in particular,; I just think that the sense of smell is way over-rated.
Personally, I could care less if someone doesn't like the smell of smoke on me.
Honestly....it's the other person's problem.
Those who I hang with, live with, work with and love could care less.
If others don't care for it; they need not be around me.
I'm not into hanging out with that picky of people anyway.
It starts with cigarettes, but their list of issues grows the more one talks to the person.
Again, my opinion.
The end result is that I like the taste of my wife's pussy, so the rest of the world's pussy aroma isn't going to matter a whole helluva lot, nor whether another person want s to taste my smoker cum. My wife loves mine and makes a point of tasting it, coating herself in it and swallowing it down on a very regular basis.
Should I care about whether someone else has an issue with whether another wouldn't taste my cum. Nope. :-)
Betcha
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 5:41 PMI haven't gone down on a girl since I quit smoking and since my mouth tasted like an ashtray I doubt I would have noticed. I was also usually dating men who smoked and never had anybody complain about my flavor. I HAVE noticed since I quit that a smoker's skin tastes like cigarettes even after he's stepped out of the shower. It is true that you process some of the toxins found in cigarette smoke through your skin and it doesn't matter where you hold your cigarettes if you're a smoker, especially a heavy smoker, you smell and taste like smoke. You may be able to cover it up with perfumes and mouthwash but it's there. I also imagine women would be worse than men when it comes to smoking because women actually DO excrete certain toxins via their monthly flow and vaginal secretions. -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 3:02 AMperhaps a nicotine flavored pussy would be a great new thing for people trying to quit... kinda like the patch, or nicotine gum -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 5:40 AMHA! Now THERE'S a quitting plan that might work! Even if the nicotine excretion does nothing just the fact that you get lost of pussy whenever you aren't smoking might be positive reinforcement enough! -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, May 29, 2008 - 8:17 AMtrouble is the partner would still be smoking to get the taste in - to really quit you need two of you to quit (or a non smoking partner who really HATES it)
Ian
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 30, 2008 - 6:43 PMYeh, I like a girl with a "patch", myself. =)
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 30, 2008 - 6:47 PMNo, no no. Pussy should taste like butter and honey... and exude irresistible pheromones! -
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Fri, May 30, 2008 - 7:31 PMThen put some butter and honey on it and call it good. :-) -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, May 30, 2008 - 10:53 PMSounds like a remake of "Exit From Eden" meets "9 1/2 weeks"
But don't forget the cinnamon.
Yummy
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Sat, May 31, 2008 - 7:29 PMNot Cigarette Pussy, specifically, but the old addage, you are what you eat, is very true, and that goes for both men and women. I find, in my experience, that Vegetarians and Vegans tend to have sweeter tasting pussies
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Sat, May 31, 2008 - 9:01 PM"I find, in my experience, that Vegetarians and Vegans tend to have sweeter tasting pussies "
I said, for myself, that I don't think it makes a difference, but, Bacchus, you reminded me of one thing that I had forgotten....
For those "all natural" vegan/vegetarians(More vegan, than vegetarian is what I have found); just because you aren't eating meat, doesn't mean that you smell well if you don't bathe regularly.
There's nothing less appetizing than the "all naturale" vegan/vegetarian/meat eater than a person who hasn't taken a bath in a few days and then inviting one to dine on their delicacies...blech.
Betcha.....
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 9:04 AMProfessional pussy taster here - if you want to know how you taste - please let me know.
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, June 5, 2008 - 11:37 AMThis subject has been on some other Tribes. I will give my two cents worth. For some reason I am a sensual person, what my senses tell me I hear and the message matters. I love labia, giving multiples orally is great pleasure for me. Sometimes a woman can be quite exciting, I'm very interested in going down on her, then wilt, she smells wrong. Don't know what it is but it ain't right. The funky earthiness I so desire is more like dirty sour laundry. Smoking is poison, get real, if you smoke you are selfdestructive and indulgent against all reason. Drink a can of Raid? I couldn't do that its poison. So is smoking, get real. People that smoke smell bad to people that don't. People that don't bath smell bad to people that do. People that shit and piss themselfes smell bad to people that don't. People that take speed, cocain and several other drugs smell bad to people that don't. Quit indulging in self destructive behavior and demanding we understand and accect your bad smelling self. Be clean, play nice. -
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, June 5, 2008 - 7:59 PMnice soapbox lecture there - pfftt
to each their own buddy.
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, June 12, 2008 - 11:45 PMYes, those who don't bathe regularly are obviously going to be a bit foul. My lovely Hippie Vegan Wife (who bathes regularly) is always good about freshening up if she thinks she may be a bit unpalatable due to a long hot sweaty day.
But still, you are what you eat. I've always been told that men who drink a lot of milk aren't the best tasting when they cum because of how the enzymes break down and get into the system.
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Mon, June 9, 2008 - 9:47 AMi've not encountered a 'smoking pussy' as such, but did find this description and chemical breakdown quite interesting, and worth sharing ...
"Pussy juice has very few calories. It's chemical composition is somewhat similar to vinegar which contributes to it's bitter taste. Unfortunately, there are not enough nutrients to survive solely on pussy juice.
Every pussy tastes somehow different, mainly dependent on what the owner of the pussy ate within the last 48 hours. Common pussy taste is described as: buttery, sour, bittery, lemony, sweet, salty but not too salty, fishy and tangy.
Pussy juice is the cause for so called wet spots on panties and pants.
Pussy Juice Contains:
Lots of Water
Pyridine
Squalene
Carbamide
Acetic acid and lactic acid
Alcohols (very little)
from ... wiki.voyeurweb.com/index.php/Pussy_juice
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Thu, June 12, 2008 - 6:33 PM
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Thu, June 12, 2008 - 11:41 PMI've been told that the underlying taste of a woman is similar the the fifth flavor of Sake. In most cultures, and even scientifically, there's Sweet, Salty, Bitter, and Sour. The Japanese (so I've been told, I haven't researched this, so forgive me if I'm talking out of my ass) have a fifth flavor, defined best by the taste Sake (Rice Wine). It's this Fifth Flavor that I'm told pure pussy tastes like.
I have to say, there's probably some underlying truth to that, I can taste it sometimes.
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Re: The *actual* taste of pussy
Fri, June 13, 2008 - 7:12 PMI have had two longterm girlfriends that smoked, and both of their pussies tasted delicious. And I do hate the the smell of cigarettes, so I would have noticed if they had. I was between those legs as often as possible, just the kind of guy I am. Now, my present girlfriend says I taste "hot" as in like a pepper. Ya think that the fact that I eat jalapenos like candy could have anything to do with that?
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