What is your favorite sensual fruit

topic posted Tue, January 15, 2008 - 2:29 PM by  Unsubscribed
I have a bag if dried pear slices. For the life of me pried pair slices look like a womans vagina. My tongue quivers every time I see one. If only they would moan while I liked them
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  • What, no one said Kumkwat?
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      Larry, the cable guy, comes out of church and is backing his truck up when he runs into another car. He gets out and goes back to talk to the driver, who happens to be the preacher. The preacher is really mad and says to Larry, "What are you some kind of dickweed."

      Larry is thinking what the heck is dickweed. Is that what you plant when the fields won't support corn anymore. Of course you have to be careful not to plant the dickweed near the pussy willows...otherwise you get kumquats.


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