Have you ever been caught masturbating?

topic posted Sun, February 10, 2008 - 8:08 AM by  jaybird
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Haxe you ever been caught masturbating?

By who?

if so how many times

What happened then and afterwards?
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  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Tue, February 19, 2008 - 2:31 PM
    When i was in college i lived in a house with three female roommates. We all went to the same school. I was really good friends with one of them, but just platonic. One afternoon i was sitting on the edge of my bed in my room naked, and absently stroking myself while i was reading a book on growing mushrooms. I guess my friend never really thought about the possibilities because suddenly my door opened and she walked in saying something. She stopped dead in her tracks with her mouth open for a moment, then spun around and went back out shutting the door behind her.

    I put down the book and slipped on some pants and went to the door and opened it. She was standing there and there was nothing i could do but grin as she told me she didn't see anything because the book was in the way.

    Another of my roommates was this blonde who had her room right down the hall, and she and i shared a bathroom. She was real quiet and to herself, but a total fucking sweet-bodied cute ass babe! And i always saw a sex kitten in her. Now, i would have loved a chance encounter with her, either way. One time i noticed from my backyard view window her go outside. She was wearing a towel. Then when she got out to the middle of the grass she took that off and unveiled a tiny two-piece bikini. She looked so fucking hot and i was immediately aroused from my voyeuristic viewpoint. She laid out the towel on the ground and then eased down on her back. Needless to say, i started masturbating right there. After a while she turned over and surreptitiously undid the back of her bikini top . . .

    I know it doesn't sound like a big deal, but that was one fucking horny time for me. And watching her laying there without her knowing i was watching and masturbating and seeing the exposed sides of her creamy, perfect, beautiful breasts was one of the most erotically charged experiences of my life. Ah, memories.
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Wed, February 27, 2008 - 3:12 PM
    I got caught masterbating in my car in a parking lot!!!

    I love to have phone sex. I do it with this one guy quite a lot.....it's fun. Anyway, I had planned on hearing from him at a certain time, and my landlord showed up at my condo to do some work, I had forgotten about it. My phone-sex buddy called and I had been really looking forward to it, so I left - got in my car and drove off, trying to find a place I could enjoy my phone-sex date. I ended up parking in a far corner of a parking lot and whipped out my trusty toys, got on the phone......I was having a good old time and the security guard sneaked up on me!!!

    The rentacop turned beet red and started stammering....I just drove off.....I was laughing so hard I could barely drive! Talking on the phone while driving is illegal where I lived, so I had to hang up.......Needless to say I was so horny and getting caught just intensified it.....I went straight to a friend's work and dragged him into the back room for a quickie.....
    • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

      Wed, February 27, 2008 - 6:50 PM
      I had a friend once get busted by mall security in Atlanta. he was alone in the car while his Mom went in shopping and decided to blow out the days load. the rent=a=cop cmae up and rapped on the window while he enjoyed the post orgasmic bliss and he was caught with a dick in one hand and a soaked tissue in the other. He said the young guy told him to go insode next time.
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Sat, March 1, 2008 - 4:59 AM
    I haven't, thank God!
    • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

      Sun, March 9, 2008 - 7:59 AM
      mmm yes...
      twice by my older sister
      I'm the sexual one and at the time I had a boyfriend who lived in the states and was also in the army. He came to visit me a few times over our 7 month open relationship and inbetween we had alot of phone sex, usually around 3am my time 6am his time. the first time i was caught it was in the afternoon and no one else was home, i was talking dirty to him and playing with myself and i didnt hear my sister come home and she was talking on her phone as she opened my door then quicky shut it. I thought the mood was lost but we kept goin but pretty quietly after i came out of my room we didnt speak of it but things were kinda awkward for a few days. the second time was early in the evening on the weekend after my baby came home from the bar he phoned me and said he wanted to have phone sex. everyone was still awake in my house so i was hesident but after giving in i thought i was being quiet enough and my lights were off but my sister came downstairs and opened my door and sed everyone can hear me upstairs then shut my door. ugh i was mortified that my parents heard me. no one mentioned it the next day tho.
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Sun, September 6, 2009 - 6:41 PM
    Yes oh delicious!!! Many many times! The first few times was by family members who asked what I was doing...I lied and told them "nothing" and then continued to masturbate, I was caught a few times by neighbors. The most delicious of all was being caught by strangers too many to count. Two people came back for an encore!
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Sun, September 6, 2009 - 7:45 PM
    I have nearly been caught several times. The funniest, as I look back on it, and the most harrowing was about twenty years ago. My now ex-wife was out at the store. I had just rented an X-rated movie and was dying to see at least a part of it. So I put it in the VCR and began to masturbate. I was having a pretty good time of it, in fact just shot my load in my left palm. I hardly finished my eruption when I heard her come in the front door. You can imagine how frantic I was deciding what to do first, my hand was full of cum, my pants and underwear were around my knees, and the tape was still playing. Quickly I licked off my cum, tried to pull up my pants with one hand and turn off the TV and VCR remotes with the other. I got the electronics turned off and my pants pullud up but not fastened. As she walked in the bedroom where I was, I quickly turned my back to her and hid my still hard cock hanging out of my pants.

    I think I pulled it off.
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      Sun, September 6, 2009 - 9:50 PM
      Caught once by my Dad, after which I got the "birds and the bees" lecture.
      Caught one other time by a most recent ex-girlfriend, who simply walked through the bedroom into the master bathroom, did her business, and walked right back out past me. One reason she's an ex-girlfriend......
      • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

        Sun, September 6, 2009 - 10:27 PM
        As a child.... by just about everyone... my mom, aunt, sister, and even my grandma (Who knew she could make it up the stairs... Damn it! I thought I was good!) It's not that i was bad at hiding it, I just did it so much, it was ridiculous, i was bound to get caught a couple times...... Everyone just kind of ignored it, except my catholic raised mother.. who wanted to know what 7 year old me was thinking about while all of this was going on... yaaaaa like i'm gonna fall into that trap... I remember saying clowns... lmao! Fucking clowns! She looked at me like I was insane..... then dropped it, like forever... I wonder if she would have felt better knowing I was thinking about my girlfriend......

        As an adult.... by all my exes.... but most of that was on purpose anyway... they love to watch....
        • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

          Sat, November 28, 2009 - 12:13 PM
          My youngest daughter was like that. It started when she was about 3 or 4 and now that she's 13, it seems to have tapered off. Or at least, she has the good sense now to do it in her bedroom. We didn't want to instill any inhibitions in her by chastising her, but after awhile, we started gently suggesting that "it would be better to do that in your room". It would mortify her older sister though. "Dad... make her stop!"
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            Mon, November 30, 2009 - 8:11 PM
            lol..... she's still doing it... i guarantee you... what do you think hormones are gonna calm her down? She's just old enough to take more precaution... I started at 3 or 4 also.... I was very fond of my stuffed animal friends... ;) if ya know what i mean.... or anything else that got the job done really... Good for you for allowing her to feel it's just a natural part of who she is.... because it is....
            • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

              Mon, November 30, 2009 - 8:44 PM
              I have to tell you Stacy, even though I consider myself to be very liberal, it was hard to bite my tongue and not tell her to get her hand out from between her legs or to stop grinding all over the armrest of the couch. I just hope that she has a good body image and a healthy sex life as an adult as a result of our restraint. I can tell that we're going to have to get her onto birth control pronto, once she starts dating.
              • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

                Mon, November 30, 2009 - 8:51 PM
                I understand... trust me... gently suggesting her room is a good place for that and not in front of others is a good move... your not making her feel embarrassed or ashamed and teaching her important social not mention safety skills at the same time.....
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Mon, September 7, 2009 - 12:31 AM
    Very fucking embarrassing when you get caught by your Gramma, get a butt whopping, tell the sisters at the congregation and Pastor Simon what a wayward child I was.... Now... same Gramma tells me the best sex is self sex cuz I won't get any disease or drama... man how times change.
    • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

      Mon, September 7, 2009 - 4:08 AM
      Never seen but maybe heard?
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        Mon, September 7, 2009 - 4:13 AM
        My mother came across some boxes of "porno" then she said "you've been masturbayyyyting!"

        Then

        Bishop: Do you have any problem with masterbation?
        Youth: Well, Bishop, if it is problems I have you are after I could list 20 or so but masterbation isn't one of them.
        • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

          Mon, September 7, 2009 - 5:26 AM
          Stacy, I'd love to watch. Always wanted to watch a woman masturbate, not a porn movie but a real woman really jillin. That would be so very erotic. It would be exciting to experience mutual masturbation. she watches me while I watch her.
          • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

            Mon, September 7, 2009 - 9:11 PM
            Sparky-

            You mean to tell me you haven't seen a woman masturbate in real life darlin?........ You can watch me any day... I 'm a self pleasin pro......... I love watching men masturbate as well... very very very hot... a lot of men i've been with have been a little shy when it comes to masturbating for me... maybe because of similar stories to what we've read above... regardless, I have to admit, major turn on for me.. Get me all hot and bothered then stand up, leave me on the bed alone, sloooooowly unbuckle your belt, unbutton, unzip your pants... take it out and stroke it while you watch me lie there.. naked, legs open...waiting for you... oooooooooooohhhhhhhh don't get me started.............
            • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

              Tue, September 8, 2009 - 5:20 AM
              Stacy, that was hot. I have no problems masturbating in front of a woman, because she knows I am thinking about her as she is lying on the bed naked. My best mutual masturbation was a few years ago when a new gf and I started dating. We met through an online sex site so we knew about each other's interests. We felt it best to start out slow. Our first date went like this: We went out to dinner. We went back to her place and watched a spanking movie, we are both very much into spanking. I gave her a good spanking. We got naked and sat in comfortable chairs opposite each other and watched each other do it. It was so fucking hot, I held out as long as I could but came almost instantly when she told me that she thought about me fucking her ass.
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Mon, September 14, 2009 - 1:23 AM
    Yes. The first time was a college roomate who walked in and I was on the floor finishing, he closed the door and yelled "hurry up" and waited outside. The odd thing is my new roomate this year. We set some talk earlier, and he said "I don't care when you do it" He came back to the apartment and walked into the one bedroom we have (we use living room as second) and I was laying there whacking it. I turned sideways a bit and said "oops, sorry". He then just got a jacket out of the closest and said "I told you I don't care". He even asked me a question or two about some keys, then called his girlfriend to check on dinner times! I just kinda kept stroking on the side and finished when he left. It was weird, because in some way it turned me on that another guy was watching me ( i am not gay). Then 2 days ago, my roommate came home again, and I was in the bedroom with a vid going on my lap top, pretty close to finish, with a headset in. He popped his head in the door, and I was watching the screen, he just said "yeah- get it, get it" I tuned to him and kind of laughed, and said "well, since you dont care- I am gonna finish..cool? He then asked me about where the keys were and I pointed down tot he pants on the floor. He leaned over and asked what porn I was watching! I felt a little awkward, but continued. He left. I was about to cum, when he walked back in to grab the notes he had left at the phone. He just said "just don't cum while I am here" laughing he left. I exploded right there, and he could hear the breathing..as he mumbled "Get it"

    Does anyone else, straight, get turned on by being watched?
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      Mon, September 14, 2009 - 5:50 AM
      <<Does anyone else, straight, get turned on by being watched? >>

      Only by a chick watching. I'd have a lot of problem with a guy casually popping his head in and asking arcane questions, acting like there's nuttin' much going on.
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Sat, October 31, 2009 - 7:01 AM
    i was about 15 years old. I was in the the garden shed that i used as a workout room doing weights. after my workout i pulled out my folder that i hid in the roof with all my porn in. i latched the door, and lay my towl down on the ground. i took off my t-shirt, shorts and underpants and lay naked on my towl on the floor. i put on my headphones and pressed play on my walkman. i started playing with my balls and cock with one hand while i paged through the pages of naked men. I pumped my cock harder and harder as i felt a build of tension grow in my balls. i was building to a big finish when i noticed that the room was suddenly alot brighter. i was beating away furiously when i suddenly felt the shed door brush past leg. i looked up at the door and there was by older step brother and 2 of his friends. before i could realise what was happening i began to spew cum and spasm in extacy.
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Thu, November 5, 2009 - 5:10 PM
    Yes a number of times in my youth plus a couple of times in later years.
    The first time was by a friends Auntie when I was staying over, she walked in on me in the toilet when I was getting to the money shot. I had my eyes closed fantasizing about her of all things and as I came I opened my eyes and she was standing there, God was I embarrassed I didn't know what to say or do. Thankfully she just smiled and withdrew leaving me to clean up, she caught me again a couple of weeks later, I have to admit I was rather hoping she would. I had a brief affair with her three years later, she told me then she'd had the urge to help out when she walked in on me back then.
    Another time I got caught at work by one of the guys, though he was looking over the partition between the toilets he did offer to do it for me :P
    I suppose I must be clumsy or an exhibitionist to get caught so many times, what am I saying I am an exhibitionist ;)
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    Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Sat, November 21, 2009 - 10:08 AM
    I was caught by a neighbor girl when I was 14 and she was 15. I was stroking my dick while looking at some pictures in a magazine when she popped into my room unannounced and stopped dead in her tracks. After she turned and left, she returned in a minute and sat beside me and asked if she could help and started unzipping my pants again. She jerked me for a while and had me take hold of my dick while she pulled off her jeans and panties and fingered her self. We both still enjoy each others company while masturbating and even give each other oral. She particularly enjoys having me pump my load in her mouth as she swallows. She is now married as am I, but we still get together 1 or 2 times a week to masturbate with each other as we have done for over 15 years. I also masturbate with my wife, who also has learned to enjoy self sex, 2-3 times a day
  • Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    Sat, November 28, 2009 - 3:24 PM
    I guess I would say afterwards... I was feeling rather horny one late summer evening..and I decided to go for a drive. I went to the closest Seven Eleven and I bought a porn magazine...well I guess some type of horny Goddess had control of my cock at the time, because she was making it hard to drive...

    I pulled into a big park and I went to find a spot, where it was covered in trees and not too noticeable.. riiigghtttt... so I'm parking the car..moving my seat back and I pulled out the magazine...pulled down my pants and I went to wapping away. The car was rocking and moving back and forth...and I shot my load into my hand...I did what most guys do, when they've released their tension, I just laid back a bit. After a few minutes, I heard voices of kids towards my car, well it was too late to pull up my pants, so, I just put the car in gear, turned on the headlights and I slowly drove off, slowly. Sticky hand and all! So, the moral of this story? When your finished stroking off at the Playboy bunny of the month, pull your damned pants up!!! ;P LOL!

    Thanks!

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